Whoa, Jane is fuming this morning.
She says her date with Shira last night was terrible.
“What happened?” I asked.
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She says her date with Shira last night was terrible.
“What happened?” I asked.
1/6
Oy, she won’t stop kvetching: Shira was the one who had invited her FOR Yom St. Valentine Ha’Kadosh, but had no roses, no chocolates, no heart-shaped cards.
2/6
2/6
She didn’t even take her to a gentile restaurant with a fancy “Pre-Feeks” menu.
(I had to look up that last one. It’s an archaic phrase meaning “fixed-price” from ancient French, which is basically one of those old gentile languages nobody actually speaks anymore.)
3/6
(I had to look up that last one. It’s an archaic phrase meaning “fixed-price” from ancient French, which is basically one of those old gentile languages nobody actually speaks anymore.)
3/6
Jane should give Shira a break.
It’s not like these obscure holidays of theirs come with instruction manuals!
And, like, she could have brought the flowers, etc. herself... especially since, you know, they’re such important ritual items.
4/6
It’s not like these obscure holidays of theirs come with instruction manuals!
And, like, she could have brought the flowers, etc. herself... especially since, you know, they’re such important ritual items.
4/6
But I had something ready for her that I knew would cheer her up!
After the YSVH card fiasco with Yair from HR yesterday, I made a good card for my good Christian friend Jane today!
5/6
After the YSVH card fiasco with Yair from HR yesterday, I made a good card for my good Christian friend Jane today!
5/6
I modeled the card after the Christmas card that Jane sent me. I included a photo of me with my dog, it says Yom St. Valentine Ha’Kadosh 5782 Sameach! I summarized my year so far on the back, bragging about my veggie garden and recent promotion at work.
“💘”, as they say.
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“💘”, as they say.
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