[ #mdzs socmed au ]

“If you two don’t get married by the end of the year, you will not be getting your inheritance.”

Sick of his sons living at home, Qingheng-Jun gives the twin jades an ultimatum.

What will they do? Will they find true love or fail trying? Image
First:

- this is an au plz don’t get mad over it.

- don’t like the ships, please keep scrolling.

- don’t pay attention to dates/ages… I suck at remembering them.

- just have fun!

- also if a character is not mentioned in the next few posts don’t freak out! It’s on purpose!
1. Spoilt boy number one Image
2. Spoilt boy number two Image
3. Case Files: Lan Xichen’s Suitors ImageImageImageImage
4. Case Files: Lan Wangji’s suitors ImageImageImageImage
5. QHJ YOU MEANIE ImageImage
6. TURMOILLLL ImageImageImage
7. They are in peril ImageImage
8. PFT SU SHE ImageImage
9. This poor kid Image
10. QHJ is so fun to write Image
11. QHJ chaotic and I love him ImageImageImageImage
12. Debatable ImageImageImage
13. I’m sure it runs in the family Image
14. DONT BE SCARED XU-GE ImageImageImage
15. The Lans need to chill ImageImage
16. A GOOD PLAN ImageImageImage
17. THESE TWO ImageImage
18. HEHE Image
19. SU SHE SHUT UP ImageImageImage
20. Hehehehe Image
21. QHJ has beef with the Jins…. WHY ImageImageImage
22. 3 left Image
23. Poor baby ImageImage
24. HE SWORE!! HE SWORE!!! ImageImage
25. WANGJI Image
26. THE HUTCH!! FULL OF BUNNIES!! Image
27. DARK ACADEMIA CUTIES ImageImage
28. BOY Image
29. He is bloody crazy ImageImage
30. HELLO Image
31. No meet cute here ImageImage
32. HAH ImageImage
33. Wangji is disappointed Image
34. XICHEN ImageImage
35. QHJ WAIT HE FOUND THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE Image
36. HMMMMMM ImageImage
37. THE PROBLEM ImageImage
38. ZIXUAN ImageImage
39. Oh god oh god ImageImage
40. MOMO NO Image
41. BABE? ImageImage
42. Mood Image
43. ImageImage
44. Totally not suspicious Zixuan Image
45. Get this man his coffee Image

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Jul 6, 2022
#xicheng #lanjingyi

“HMPH!”

Lan Xichen looked up from the pot he was currently slumped over as his son sat down at the kitchen table. It was clear from where he stood that his son was in a bad mood.

The six year old had his arms cross over his chest, glaring at his empty
plate with such intensity that Lan Xichen was sure it would burst into flames.

“Hey sweetheart, what wrong?” He called out, taking the pot off of the stove so he could give his full attention to his son.
“NOTHING!” Lan Jingyi basically shouted, something he had never seen the child do before. The elder man gave his husband a puzzled look as Jiang Cheng joined them in the dining room.

Jiang Cheng shrugged, he clearly didn’t know what was wrong either.
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Jul 6, 2022
[ Drift Away - a socmed au ]

What awaits the gang this summer? Only time will tell.

- 🌊

#xicheng #niexu #zhanchao #qingsu #ningmian #xuanli #wenyu
Rules:

- be kind!

- don’t think too deeply about time stamps or ages or anything like that - author has short term memory loss

- don’t like the ships then don’t read

- quotes are allowed ! I love hearing everyone’s commentary
- this au will hopefully be only fluff so no warnings or anything like that

- just enjoy the summer romances!

- have fun!
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Feb 28, 2022
#zhancheng

Nothing but the sound of moving water filled the room as Lan Wangji sunk down into the tub, flinching as the hot water hit his nearly healed wounds.

It took him a few moments before he could finally lower himself into the tub fully.
Despite the fact his wounds from his punishment were nearly healed, they still hurt considerably whenever he had to bathe.

Lan Wangji gave a shuddery sigh as he leant his arms on the edge of the tub, alleviating some of the pain from his back.
The silence engulfed the room once more, leaving Lan Wangji alone with his thoughts.

He grumbled at the thought of having to move again to try and wash himself, but thankfully the universe seemed to offer him a solution.
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Feb 27, 2022
So I have had an epiphany

This boy band group whatever you want to call it singing Wannabe by the Spice Girls 👀
Am I gonna compile a list of songs I think they will sing in this thread? YES
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Feb 27, 2022
Songs that will always play at a NZ party

- day n nite
- mr bright side
- killing in the name of

The party down the road from my flat played all of these in a row LMAO it’s constant DNB then suddenly BOOM everyone is singing Mr Brightside
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The ironic thing about this was that I was a dubstep preteen LMAOOO
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Feb 27, 2022
[#lanfamily #xicheng eventually]

“Are you sure this is a good idea, baobei?” Wen Shui asked worriedly, her brows furrowing worriedly as her partner ran around the room in a panic. “If they catch us leaving-“

“Darling, my love, my whole heart.” Qingheng-Jun whispered, walking
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“I know, I know.” Wen Shui replied, hanging her head in shame. “But surely there has to be another way.”

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