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Jul 6, 2022 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
#xicheng #lanjingyi

“HMPH!”

Lan Xichen looked up from the pot he was currently slumped over as his son sat down at the kitchen table. It was clear from where he stood that his son was in a bad mood.

The six year old had his arms cross over his chest, glaring at his empty plate with such intensity that Lan Xichen was sure it would burst into flames.

“Hey sweetheart, what wrong?” He called out, taking the pot off of the stove so he could give his full attention to his son.
Jul 6, 2022 • 33 tweets • 15 min read
[ Drift Away - a socmed au ]

What awaits the gang this summer? Only time will tell.

- 🌊

#xicheng #niexu #zhanchao #qingsu #ningmian #xuanli #wenyu Rules:

- be kind!

- don’t think too deeply about time stamps or ages or anything like that - author has short term memory loss

- don’t like the ships then don’t read

- quotes are allowed ! I love hearing everyone’s commentary
Feb 28, 2022 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
#zhancheng

Nothing but the sound of moving water filled the room as Lan Wangji sunk down into the tub, flinching as the hot water hit his nearly healed wounds.

It took him a few moments before he could finally lower himself into the tub fully. Despite the fact his wounds from his punishment were nearly healed, they still hurt considerably whenever he had to bathe.

Lan Wangji gave a shuddery sigh as he leant his arms on the edge of the tub, alleviating some of the pain from his back.
Feb 27, 2022 • 19 tweets • 5 min read
So I have had an epiphany

This boy band group whatever you want to call it singing Wannabe by the Spice Girls đź‘€ Am I gonna compile a list of songs I think they will sing in this thread? YES
Feb 27, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Songs that will always play at a NZ party

- day n nite
- mr bright side
- killing in the name of

The party down the road from my flat played all of these in a row LMAO it’s constant DNB then suddenly BOOM everyone is singing Mr Brightside This is why I cannot go to flat parties here they have no good music (though I do love all three of these songs I am not a DNB fan lmao)
Feb 27, 2022 • 17 tweets • 4 min read
[#lanfamily #xicheng eventually]

“Are you sure this is a good idea, baobei?” Wen Shui asked worriedly, her brows furrowing worriedly as her partner ran around the room in a panic. “If they catch us leaving-“

“Darling, my love, my whole heart.” Qingheng-Jun whispered, walking over and putting her head in his hands. “If you get caught pregnant with my child and we are not married the consequences will be far worse.” He sighed, letting his hands fall to his shoulders. “I love you so much, you know that right? I can’t loose you.”
Feb 26, 2022 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
#songxiao #xicheng #zhanchao

“Oh god.” Xiao Xingchen muttered, hiding his face behind his hands as the door to the coffee shop opened.

Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen frowned at their cousin, before turning to look at the people who had just walked in. “Do you not like them?” Lan Xichen whispered.

He and Lan Wangji had just moved into town, they had no idea who these people were.

“How can you not like them?” Lan Wangji followed up. “They are definitely your type.”
Feb 21, 2022 • 47 tweets • 19 min read
[ #mdzs socmed au ]

“If you two don’t get married by the end of the year, you will not be getting your inheritance.”

Sick of his sons living at home, Qingheng-Jun gives the twin jades an ultimatum.

What will they do? Will they find true love or fail trying? Image First:

- this is an au plz don’t get mad over it.

- don’t like the ships, please keep scrolling.

- don’t pay attention to dates/ages… I suck at remembering them.

- just have fun!

- also if a character is not mentioned in the next few posts don’t freak out! It’s on purpose!