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Feb 27 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
I'm going to do it. I'm going to watch the #catsmovie. For as long as I can. Oddly my cat is facing the TV.
The cats' fur isn't very furry. The fur is the best thing about a cat. Well, one of them. Some of them look like dry seals. The second best thing is their noses. And yet these cats have human noses. Why? I may not make it very far.
some of these cats do a lot of squats. I have never seen my cat do a squat.
Outside, the cats were to scale. Inside, they're the size of large mice. Or humans, depending on the shot. Okay, I'm done. 17 minutes. Bye, cats!

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