The disconnect between the perilous international situation and the fundamental unseriousness of the UK government is genuinely terrifying. We couldn’t have worse politicians at a more dangerous time. To say I’m anxious about the outcome would be understating it considerably.
I mean, it’s not just the ignorance or the narcissism, the endless posturing and smirking photo-ops, the glibness, the constant we-do-it-better-than-anyone else bragging. Or the absence of diplomatic nous from those occupying the major offices of state. This is a government
largely chosen because of its ability to ‘do Brexit’ - a process that has yet to be done and for which these politicians have no serious answers as to how it can be done. It’s a government of Johnson loyalists and abject careerists - the two are not incompatible. An extremist
government beholden to the most extremist wing of an extremist party. A government that has spent two years playing with matches over the Northern Ireland Protocol and insulting and alienating the European allies it must now work with in a major conflict involving not just
Another Third World country that you can bomb, occupy, and then abandon, but a major power armed with thermonuclear weapons - a power that has kept the Tory Party and many Tory MPs afloat on a sea of dirty money, whose baleful influence reaches to the Prime Minister himself! So
this is not just a bad situation, it’s mindfuckingly terrifying. And all of it propped up by a venal rightwing press and social media operation that will never tell the public how terrifying it actually is.
Only today, in one paper, a columnist called for a no fly zone over Ukraine as if we were still back in Iraq in 1991, without any apparent realisation of where this could lead. Another praised Liz Truss for having a ‘good war.’ These journalists are as shallow as the politicians
they worship. They will say anything to keep them in power just as these politicians will say anything to stay in power. We elected the Smurfs for a laugh. Now we expect them to lead and guide us through a world that resembles a Breughel tryptich.
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Today is #WorldBookDay, so here’s a little thread to remind you why you should BEWARE OF BOOKS. Firstly, they take over your house. They climb up your hallway. Looming over you like they own the place.
Naturally they come swaggering into your study. Like they own the place.
Even when you try to go to bed, they follow you. The ones you’ve read. The ones you’re still reading. The ones you were supposed to be reading but haven’t yet read because some other books have come up to take their place. How dare they? They’re insatiable and SO demanding
One of the many morbid consequences of our post-Brexit dystopia is the way its advocates continually pretend everything is the opposite of what it actually is. So that even Truss's humiliation in Moscow is a sign that Russia 'is rattled' by the UK's ineffective diplomacy.
It's the same with everything: mediocre trade deals become dazzling coups; Covid failures become a triumph for the PM; lorry queues are evidence of 'EU bureaucracy' - every failure is dressed up as a success or a failure on someone else's part. Needless to say,
No serious country can continue to do this indefinitely. It may work domestically - for a while. But weakness, chaos, government failure, and declining power will always be visible internationally, especially to countries that want to take advantage of these factors.
When the likes of Steve Baker try to oppose Climate Change mitigation on the grounds that carbon neutral measures will make working people ‘cold and poor’, this is what Baker did for working people over the years. theguardian.com/politics/2022/…
Also Steve, not very keen on trade unions, which, though this may sound a bit old-fashioned, help defend employment rights and working conditions. Or legal aid (Clue: poor people often need it)
Though he doesn’t mind the poor having a little flutter!
1/ PM uses far-right ‘paedo’ conspiracy theory to smear LOTO purely in order to distract attention from his own egregious rule breaking? PM does this despite being warned by his own advisors not to do it.
2/Outcry ensues. The PM’s own policy chief resigns, supposedly in protest. Some Tory MPs denounce PM’s actions
3/Cabinet members refuse to do this
4/ PM issues fake ‘explanation’, accusing critics of getting ‘hot under the collar.’ Says he wasn’t accusing LOTO of anything
5/Cabinet members support PM’s ‘clarification’, thereby compounding their tolerance of PM’s initial lie with acceptance of his second.
6/RIghtwing newspaper publishes article by Tory client journalist Andrew Pierce echoing smear against LOTO
It is offensive and disturbing, but Johnson has no moral high ground from which to condemn anyone for offensive and disturbing ‘jokes’ and is only ‘blasting’ Carr as a brand-changing gimmick (Well done Guto Harri!)
‘All the young people I know – ie those under 30 – are just as avaricious as we flinty Thatcherite yuppies of the 1980s in fact, they have an almost Nigerian interest in money and gadgets of all kinds.’
Downing Street’s tactical decision to hide Bertie Booster in the fridge in order to stop the negative headlines is hilariously backfiring.
1) They try to spin a spy story on Labour only for it to be revealed that Johnson took £45,000 from her and didn’t declare it! Also…
It turns out that Cameron and May also cultivated the same source, and the story is in any case at least five years old. As devastating counter-attacks go, this is like being assaulted by hamsters nibbling at the toes of the person who sent them.
Meanwhile…
2)The parties keep coming. Friday night piss ups at Downing Street. A special fridge bought, not for Bertie to hide in, but to keep that wine chilled for the big chillax…Who knew Tories liked to party 🎉 like this. Gives the term ‘Tory Party’ a new meta meaning. And…