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After wwx and jyl died, JC was terrifyingly alone

And with 3zun newly sworn, he was politically alone as well (except for JGS.. but the less said the better)

And it wasn't that JC needed a wife (heavens no!) It's that he needed help.
Sect Leader Yaos 2nd daughter, Yao Taisi, was one of the girls who was paraded in front of him in the hopes of securing the title of Jiang Furen and SLJ as an in-law.

She was also the only woman who had a head for business (later he would realize she was a natural at numbers)
Every other woman who he entertain he'd have to small talk (and try not to scare them off with his face when they wanted to talk about stupid things... he was less successful at that one).

He had heard of Yao Taisi, who was mouthy, unruly, and uncontrollable.
All in all, a bit of a bitch.

Which wasn't as big of a problem. Despite his *list*, JC was raised by a powerful woman and he wasn't a doormat waiting to be tread upon either

No, the problem was that with TWO ppl with a temper they'd burn the house down before
their one year anniversary.

Anyway. Back to the speed dating.

She was the last woman to have the honor of meeting SLJ (as the one who met the least amount of his requirements, but with a father that could buy favors with matchmakers)
And there was fire alright
--
'I'm surprised you're still putting up w these *dates*'
'I surprise myself sometimes'
'It's not too late to board up your doors an swear yourself into monkhood. Might save you a lot of trouble'
'Aren't you supposed to be convincing me to marry you?
--
'Your father is not someone I had considered as a father in law'
'You can just say he's obnoxious. I *live* w the man and I'm not blind'
--
The last person he had any sort of connection with, with banter, had been wwx

And it felt... good. Really really good to finally
have a connection to someone like that again.
-
The matchmaker was more than puzzled when the woman who was thrown in for a bribe ended up being the only one SLJ expressed interest in.
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The courting was a standard period, longer than most women were afforded but allowed
Bc of JCs status (and no one was brave enough to start an argument with both SLY and SLJ about it)

To say SLY was over the moon was an understatement. If he was insufferable before he was unbearable now.

And SLJ, who's impending marriage to his daughter would
elevate his sects status, had his unconditional support. (Not so secretly, JC thought this was hilarious)
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The marriage between SLJ and the 2nd daughter of the Yao Sect, Yao Taisi was a grand affair and doubled as a statement of wealth and power as a recovered
Great sect.

It was held a mere 2 years after the siege, but as a decimated clan SLJ really couldn't afford to wait. And the promise of rebuilding the Jiang was in itself a statement

(And with none of the other young SLs getting married, it would give him a slight leg
up - not to mention having a wife gave him a stronger argument with JGS to help raise JL)
-
Their 1st child was born 10 months after the wedding, a healthy baby girl .
Their 2nd two years later, another girl.
(Ppl would cluck about the lack of male heir, but not within
earshot of a protective father or an emotional grandfather- SLY, despite being the father of the bride had taken to spoiling his grandchildren)
--
But every 2 or 3 years, it became normal to hear of another child borne to SLJ and his furen.
And every single time, another girl was announced

(JC and his wife had already had this discussion. Bc his clan was decimated, he needed to have more children than was typically common for cultivators. Boy or girl, they'd be Jiangs. And Taisi had agreed, knowing
she'd spend the next 30+ yrs with children underfoot and a team of nannies on call)

There was talk that SLJ was trying for a boy and that's why he had so many children, despite it being tacky for a cultivator to have more than 2

Others argued that he was singlehandedly
repopulating the Jiangs (and they were right) and that he was duty bound to have children.

No matter the reason, by the time wwx resurrected, he was an uncle 6 times over (Technically 7 with JL, but he knew about that nephew)

And JL, who had been raised part time in YMJ
as an older cousin (brother) to all his cute nieces knew damn well that they were willing and able to commit war crimes the minute daddy wasn't looking

(Look. Girls were evil)

Amd each and every one of them was a daddy's girl and the feared SDSS was wrapped tight around
their small little fingers.

And if you think SLJ was protective of his nephew (which he was) he was a downright dragon where his baby girls were concerned.

No one dared to offer a marriage alliance (not after what happened to the first guy), any sort of visits or
Playdates were supervised (and no one really wanted helicopter mom SDSS breathing down their neck), and the less said about the 6months after JRS's assassination the better.
-
After wwx came back, no one was willing to stick their neck out and tell the man that he had
six nieces and counting.
(Lxc was in seclusion, lwj didn't talk about jc if he could avoid it, and Lans don't gossip- and it's considered common knowledge, so no one really realizes that wwx has no idea at all about JCs kids)

This all came to a head when, several
Yrs after his resurrection, JL shows up to a night hunt with the Lan boys with a 14 year old girl and SLJ in toe.

(She wanted to have her first night hunt with her gege, but like hell JC was letting one of his girls out of his sight)

Wwx is quiet for a long time
during the hunt. Just watching JC and his daughter interact, how he dotes on her (and hovers), how his face softens to an expression he's never seen before

And

He missed his shidi grow up. He missed his shidi fall in love, he missed his family live and create a life without
him and he didn't know what he was expecting. That in the 16yrs he was dead, that the world would have stood still and waited for him. That the ppl he left behind would be the same ppl now

Perhaps after lwj remained untouched by time, he realized how naive it was to assume
everyone else would be too.

-fin
#MDZS #JiangCheng
(Idk where I was going, I just really, really like the idea of JC, fierce SDSS, having only girls and being wrapped around their evil little fingers.

Him having SLY as a father in law makes me giggle- especially if he's the only one that can tolerate him is hilarious)
Also, if anyone was curious about ages here's my quick and dirty list. I couldn't think of names so 🤷🏼‍♀️

The night hunt happens like a yr-ish after wwx comes back, so the oldest daughter would be 14 ish Image

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Jul 19, 2022
I've got the sads, join me
#mdzs #JiangCheng &Jiang fam🔪💀 MCD (not jc)
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JC had done well for himself. He did better away from his parents. And that was fine

He kept in close contact with his mother- distance really had made the heart grow fonder

His father... not so much
They both ended up and cordial strangers. Like the uncle you saw during the holidays and were friendly with... but that was it.

And that was fine. He has stopped needing things that his father was incapable of giving years ago.
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He was on his way to pick jfm up from the
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They were both exhausted and mutually decided to skip the cordial catch-up chit chat

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JC in love is different than the one they fell in love with.
JC is quiet (content). His fiery attitude (defense) lowered and lowered until only ashes remain (what use is a defense when you're surrounded by love?)

JC had relaxed into the arms of his beloved. The inner child that screamed for attention and praise was quiet for the-
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His hard edges had smoothed under their gentle (and not so gentle) care and attention.

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#mdzs #yunmengbros ft. Lwj and jc getting along (kinda lol)

Playing cards has always been a feature in the yunmeng household, especially during summer.

JC and wwx were competitive (well, JC more than wwx, but wwx had the luck of the devil when it came to cards)
During the summers, they would tally of scores for gin rummy, cribbage (and gold fish and uno, bc even with JL they were competitive)

Even jyl would join in, a card shark in her own right, her poker face crafted into her softest smile.
(Jzx had sworn off sibling game night after joining once. Once was enough.)

However, when wwx started dating lwj, he was invited to sibling game night as a trial by fire.

And (for once) wwx wasn't in LWJs lap- let the games begin.
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Love this, 💯

JC, early on, looking at the population numbers for yunmeng and worrying that not enough couples are having children or only stopping at one. The amount of weddings is barely anything (and he knows there's a lot of long term couples so why no marriages?)
So he goes to the weavers guild, entirely women, majority childless

"Why isn't anyone getting married? Or having kids?"

And after the hemming and hawing, he gets his answer

-still rebuilding, women have to work, no time for kids
-kids are expensive.
-marriage is expensive- more couples just perpetually dating or eloping to avoid $ burdens on families.
-some men/women just aren't ready to settle down after the war and probably never will
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Accident Elderly Acquisition
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They had lost nearly all the elders to the Wen, only 3 survived. Two, a married couple, had been visiting their newest great grandchild at the time. And the third was
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It was simple enough to request a few Lan Elders to assist the few Jiang Elders.

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#mdzs #JiangCheng (Jiang "every animal is a dog" Cheng)

JC is a dog person. Always has been always will be.

Wwx puts a wrench in those plans.

Ok.

That's fine.

...

It was not fine.
JC gets a cat first. Well, he doesn't get it, exactly. One of the locals has several barn cats that hurt rodents, and if JC becomes their favorite human by bribing them with treats?

Well. That's neither here nor there

Back to the dog thing, you see, JC has no idea
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So same thing, different floof

Wwx catches him playing fetch with the cats.

(Fetch is a staple of owning a dog. The bare necessity. Of course he taught the cats)
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