Thread by @tressiemcphd

I am literally not equipped to be a modern wife. It’s basically leveled up to “thin baby-making carpenter with film editing experience” and honestly it’s easier to get a PhD.

https://twitter.com/bannedyoangel/status/1498865809527033861

I least I get to be fat and hire specialists.

Also? Peep the t-shirt.

There was the woman who built her man a home gym. This woman builds a refrigerator wall. I’ve seen women surprising husbands with real estate, home additions and obstacle courses — all documented, of course. That doesn’t even count the cost of being a “hot wife”. It is INTENSE.

Truly not judging your mom. Relax.

(On the second fridge trend, not to be confused with garage or basement fridge trend:)

https://twitter.com/tressiemcphd/status/1449155053118529541

I think people think I am SAD about not having modern wifery skills, which, uh, who is going to tell them??

I’m not sad.