Took an edible & feeling the urge to tweet a list of BLs I’ve enjoyed over the past few months.
Okay, list time. Key for quick details below.
If you don’t see 🇬🇧 that means the only Eng available is fan translation scans.
❗️DO NOT ask me to name free sites to read scans. Do not answer these questions. That’s how those sites get taken down. Do not talk about fight club.
🇬🇧 Licensed in ENG
📖 ENG available in print
😭 You might cry
😂 You will snort laugh
🐺 Omegaverse
Horny Level (how much fucking there is):
💦 There is fucking but this ain’t jerkoff material
💦💦 Enough fucking for jerkoff material
💦💦💦 GOOD jerkoff material
Aoi No Naku 😭💦
Time slip romance, has god-tier skills at building romantic tension. For someone who needs emotional intensity but needs them to fuck in the second volume or that’s just playin’. Made me cry & I’m not exaggerating. Actually cried. Might be my new fav BL ever.
Cut-Over Criteria 💦: 1.5/3
Cute romance between a couple of programmer coworkers. Sex happens early & the story centers around their emotional bond growing after they’ve already become sexual partners.
Actually that last part is a whole BL subgenre that needs its own emoji:
❤️🔥- Emotional slow burn for people are too horny and impatient for the characters to fuck. Romance stories where sex is the backdrop and not the climax.
So yeah. Give Cut-Over Criteria one of those ❤️🔥.
How Can I Find Love When I've Still Got My V-Card!?
❤️🔥💦💦 🇬🇧 (@renta_yaoi)
Childhood friends-to-lovers with the caveat that one friend is openly gay and the other is a bisexual egg. His bestie is also a chubby-chaser which is…different?
Delivery to You 😂💦
That episode of Rilakkuma & Kaoru where Kaoru keeps online shopping bc she has a crush on the UPS guy but as BL. And the Kaoru is a semi-independent autistic guy. Really sweet conclusion.
Kemono wa Okumade Aisaretai
💦💦💦
My favorite fluffy horny modern fantasy BLs. I like it so much that I bought a physical JP copy off Amazon Japan. I also follow the author (@/banana_n) bc their art style is 💯!
Kemono wa Okumade Nakasaretai
💦💦💦
Only first 3 chapters are translated so far. Same author as above. Same vibe as above. Author makes the cutest femboy protagonists istg *feral barking*
Beasts Giving Love 💦💦💦
(Partially translated)
If you liked the previous 2 titles but wanted the top(s) to be the kemonomimi and make it a threesome. PLUS off-brand omegaverse magic. Dark fluff? Is that a thing? It is now.
Bokura wa Nando mo Koi o suru ❤️🔥😭💦
That tried & true mainstream time leaping plot where love interest dies ➡️ protag to finally realize they were in 💖➡️ the time leaping adventure to save love interest’s life but WITH fucking. If Your Name was 🔞+gay
Avant-garde to Stalker 🤣💦💦💦
Shy stalker boy actually gets with the cutie he’s stalking and he’s just
👁👄👁 the entire time while the other guy is 😳☺️🥰 over how this devoted bf just fell into his lap. Fluffy dark comedy smut.
Nakanai Hibari 😭💦💦
🐜 will haaaate this one. Age gap + adoptive guardian “incest.” But guess what? It’s heckin’ cute shit that will make you cry for BOTH characters. (That is kinda this author’s thing, you’ll see.) Art style is also *chef’s kiss*
Nakanai Hibari 😭💦
Same author as above. Another adoptive guardian romance. Really cute folk tale Japanese forest setting with a fox and crow. Another one that will make the 🐜 lose their minds.
Sugar to Mustard ❤️🔥💦💦💦🐺ish
Off-brand SM-themed omegaverse dynamics that ended up being cuter than I expected as it progressed. Kink fluff
Ore no Koto Ikura de Katte Kureru?
💦💦💦
One shot porn with plot. This artist (@/Nakajyo) is another recent fav of mine. Horny femboy protag nation, feast. This character also appears in their Boy x Boy Idol chapter. Dark fluff.
Happy Shitty Life 🤣💦💦💦
🇬🇧 (@/CoolmicEN)
One of the funniest dark comedy romances I’ve read. Enemies-to-enemies with benefits. It reminds of Sex Therapy by @cathexis_art in the vibes but the inverse where the characters are disaster humans. This one is a extra 👍 from me
Oni Joushi Gokudera-san wa Abakaretai 💦💦💦
(Partially translated)
Office subordinate finds out his boss is a secret femboy with a lewd Instagram. And then they fucked. This is my shit, NGL. 👙
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How I’ve made supportive & meaningful friendships as a nerdy queer, neurodivergent, & introverted adult who rarely leaves the house.
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Context: Ppl interacting with this tweet, saying they’d have 0 friends if they cut toxic ppl off.
Background: I’m married, self-employed, & childfree. I live in a red county (boo). I have ADHD, autism, & CPTSD. I am no contact with my family (toxic/abusive).
Has anyone else noticed the pattern where I warn folks about how adult fantis frequently turn out to be predators ➡️ Fantis come out of their caves to harass me & spout the same lies that have been debunked time & time again in a super transparent attempt to discredit me? 🙃
A thread of their fav debunked lies with receipts:
@NemoEntropy A number of reasons. A huge one would be that many parents of kids who are taken advantage of in this way do not want to put their kid’s traumatic experience on parade. They want their kid to heal & move forward. They don’t want to dwell on it. (1/?)
@NemoEntropy (2/?) Parents may also be hesitant to speak about it bc they fear being blamed. (“If you were monitoring your child, this wouldn’t have happened! You’re a negligent parent!”) The public loves to spread blame around & go “That could never happen to me, I’m smarter than that.”
@NemoEntropy (3/?) Frankly, the sad reality is many kids who get taken advantage online were already vulnerable bc they’re neglected/abused by their own guardians. A parent who abuses their own kid is unlikely to raise alarm bells when their child is hurt by another adult, lest it draw—
@adybpt I’m like 70% confident it’s real based on the number of conversations I’ve had with parents at cons explaining the shit I’ve been through. They are flabbergasted when they hear the details they had no idea any of this was a thing, even though they are nerdy parents at a con.
@adybpt And that makes sense. Working parents don’t have much time to engage in fandom online they are busy working, taking care of their kids, trying to get through life and maybe carve out an hour in the evening to watch a show they enjoy.
@adybpt If they don’t have trouble with their kids, they eventually give them more freedom and responsibility like the OP in that post. And it’s in those moments that their teens’ decisions can change their entire life trajectory.
I can attest to this. Only way I was able to “recover” from my ED was to never allow myself to even glance at nutrition label, step on a scale, or look in a full length mirror for more than 10 seconds & if I break those rules, I find myself back to square 1 after yrs of progress.
I say this as someone who is recently back lost in that miserable sauce. I’m so sick of seeing people say my illness illness means I am fatphobic when i know in my heart how not fucking true that is.
I haven’t been fat since I was 18, but I’ve been fat before. I know how it feels to be “the fat kid” in your class. I know how you become invisible. The only thing that’s worse is when they point & laugh at you or make fun of you in front of others.
This morning I learned that Bambi was not an original Disney story. It was a 1923 allegorical novel by a Austrian Jewish author, Felix Salten, about the persecution of Jews. It was banned in Nazi Germany. Salten also wrote a dead dove erotic novel about a child prostitute.