It's that time of the year when I get pissed off at why India has to wait 3 days to count election results even at state level when the rest of the world usually starts counting votes right after voting ends.

It's such an obvious flaw in the system for malfeasance or suspicion.
I've heard the usual "India alag hai yaar" bros giving excuses like how big and diverse and all India is.

They really don't hold water. Abraham Lincoln's win was called the midnight after polls closed cos of a revolutionary new invention called the telegraph.
Maybe I'm being too "NRI" but I feel like India 2022 should be at least on par with USA 1860 when it comes to how democracy functions.

Don't people see the obvious problem with these long delays? It seems like a delay by design, not by compulsion.
America has more people than Uttar Pradesh and is way way bigger than Uttar Pradesh. America gets its elections done in a day and starts counting right away.

Modi-picked Election Commission says we need 7 stages to vote and extra time to even start counting.

Not suspicious?
With each election, the Indian election commission seems to get less efficient, not more.
You can either say we are a third world country so judge us by lower standards, or you can say we are a superpower and the biggest democracy on the planet, so judge us by higher standards.

You can't say both.
Donald Trump has shown how a democracy can be thrown into turmoil if the loser just plainly refuses to accept the election results and screams "it was stolen" even if there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever of any malfeasance.

That's a serious flaw in the system then.
Every time I bring up this pet peeve of mine, people feel compelled to point out reasons that are not at all unique to India. But India pretends like they are unique to India.

Maibaap sarkaar always given the benefit of the doubt, not taken to task.
Another misconception.

And honestly, bizarre to have even after Trump did what he did.

No democracy in the world "declares" winners before all votes are counted. India is not unique there.

Media declares it. But media declarations are meaningless.

As in, media declarations are legally meaningless. And can and are reversed.

Media called Florida in 2000 well before all the votes were counted. Gore conceded. Then it looked like it wasn't a done deal. He unconceded and took it to the supreme court.
Again, if your mentality is to make excuses for Indian systemic inefficiency rather than asking why Indian systems aren't on par with the rest of the civilized world, I'm not an account you should be following.

I bash all systems. I don't stan random systems.

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Alright, so until I have to go teach, I'm gonna try to do a Bombay Street names thread from memory.

Again, like with NYC and Pune, a caveat that this is all from memory. I'm not a historian.

I just like sharing fun history I've read.

Let's start with Chinchpokli!
Okay, not exactly a "street" name but everyone who's been to Bombay has seen Chinchpokli and wondered what dafuq is a Chinchpokli?

No Marathi ever wonders that. It's self explanatory. A pokli of chinches! It's a cinch!

Hehe, it literally means Tamarind Hollow in Marathi.
Chinch - Tamarind
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Very straightforward.
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Getting a bunch of "Say publicly now that BJP won Uttar Pradesh" messages.

Kyun Bhai, Ghar pe paper nahin aata Kya? 😂😂
Sanghi folks, this is not world test championship where I was like, respect, new zealand, you deserved the win.

Cos elections aren't sports contests. And I'm not a politician to have to be graceful in defeat.

I can say and will say, you didn't deserve this win.
Now if you want to flood my mentions or QT my old tweets with gloating about the Uttar Pradesh results, go for it. You have my blessings.

My mentions are extremely sanitized anyway. And as I demonstrated with those tweets, it just helps broaden my reach.

And 2024 is coming.
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Alright, let's start with Pune then. This is all from memory, so please bhool chook dyaavi ghyaavi.

Obviously not going to explain obviously famous names like Mahatma Gandhi Road and Tilak Road and such. Rather names of roads and spots that are famous.

Starting with Nal Stop!
Nal Stop only recently regained its status as a proper stop. Cos it's a stop on the brand new metro.

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The faucets were removed decades ago.
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I've been working on and off on a travel book about our long long Chile trip. It mostly sits in my drafts as I wonder if anyone would even read such a book. Just me rambling about our trip.

Here's an excerpt. What do you think?

Would you read 250 pages of this?
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Excellent point that shows how this new WFH Zoom culture that media tells us is so very futuristic is still so ridden with old inequalities.

Even this thing of shaming people who have cameras off. Why? Not everyone can afford to have a curated Etsy accessorized "WFH space".
WFH over Zoom is the exact opposite of egalitarian.
Cos at least in office or in school, everyone shares the same space, no matter who they are.

But in WFH Zoom culture, the nicer your house or your room, the more you benefit from it.

Not everyone can turn cameras on, you know?
I'll list my own advantages and privileges.

I'm a middle aged professor who doesn't have kids.

Just that is such a huge advantage for me over my colleagues who have kids and have to manage their care or even presence while teaching.

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