A Thread. Some of the claims made by both Koko the Gorilla (who ‘mastered’ sign language) and her keepers are so bizarre that couldn’t possibly be true. These stories sound so made-up that you begin to think Koko herself must have been a hoax
While Koko seems to have understood simple verbal concepts like “cry” and “frown” she didn’t use them as we would. Her sentences were strings of words in essentially random order. Allegedly she could sign “Koko likes to play outside,” but probably it was just “sad, cry, bad” etc
Via @NatGeo, Koko not only could understand over 2000 words of spoken English but was able to understand abstract concepts like death, purpose and, allegedly, communism. (She thought it sounded like a great idea according to her keeper, who incidentally was an open communist)
Koko was apparently the official ‘Voice of Nature’ at COP 21. Koko recorded a video message for the conference, asserting that the perseveration of biodiversity must be written into the Paris Agreement. A gorilla did this. Allegedly. Maybe with heavy editing! The video looks fake
According to the @nytimes Koko apparently wrote a book called ‘Furry Hands and Warm Hearts: My Philosophy of Self-Love’
that was nominated for the National Book Award, but which didn’t win. I can’t find any evidence of this online beyond the NYT’s claims. It sounds made-up
Koko made a live guest appearance at the 2018 World Economic Forum, video calling LIVE into a ‘private’ panel discussion on driverless cars lead by Warren Buffet and Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi to congratulate them on their sustainability-led approach to commuting. I doubt this
In 2016, Koko’s keeper made the bizarre claim that Koko had been ‘dating’ Harambe, after the later Gorilla’s infamous death when he was shot after a child fell into his enclosure, also claiming that the couple had been planning on adopting an African orphan together. This is dumb
According to @AlJazeera_World at one point before her Koko death flirted with converting to Islam. On several occasional Koko visited leading Imams to learn about the revelation and words of the Prophet Muhammed (PBUH) and signed the Shahada. I can only find one source for this
Possibly the most obviously fake story involved Koko’s participation at a water sports competition to raise funds for @World_Wildlife. There, Koko was coaxed by the crowd into donning waterskis and jumping via a ramp over a confined shark. This really just does not seem real
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‘THE ART OF THE DEAL’ has a major flaw in that it doesn’t include a chapter on securing deals by threatening to drop missiles on people if they don’t accept your deals. Hopefully new editions of the book will fix this - it’s a very powerful and underused negotiating technique
Sense of it being done out of ‘completionism’ rather than any particular ideological commitment. You know like when you want to 100% a video game, collect all the collectibles and unlock all the achievements... In many ways a more noble sentiment than ‘ideology’ in-and-of-itself
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Lights are from the infamous ‘Rocinha’ favela. You might think they spoil the view of Ipanema beach but actually in a way they contribute to it; you look out and you really get full-on Brazil, full-on Lusotropicalism all included in just the one vista
Islam in the 21st Century has seen the emergence of two new major aesthetic and ideological forms of the religion - ‘Mr. Beast Islam’ and ‘Rubber Dinghy Rapids Islam’. Both exist along the same spectrum but represent two very different evolutions for Islam under hypermodernity
‘Mr. Beast Islam’ is the aesthetic and ideological evolution of Islam especially in the Gulf - in wealthy, increasingly liberal, demographically secure and competently governed ‘Basically Fine’ often previously quite hardline Islamist states
‘Rubber Dinghy Rapids Islam’ is the aesthetic and ideological evolution of Islam especially in Islamic diaspora populations in the liberal west - often from poorer migrant backgrounds with less sophisticated versions of Islam in societies where as deracinated minority populations they cling to increasingly hardline interpretations of that Islam as an in-group identifier
‘Mr. Beast Islam’ is one of the main aesthetic and ideological variants of Islam today. It represents the development Islamic forms have undertaken in the wealthy Arab Gulf and so, downstream of that, will be the form that Islam takes in many places in hypermodernity
Islam under hypermodernity will see two new major aesthetic and ideological evolutions of historic Islamic forms competing for aesthetic and ideological supremacy across the Ummah - Mr. Beast Islam and Rubber Dinghy Rapids Islam