The one where mob boss Lwj is at an after party at a high class escort club, and no matter who tries to hit on him, he’s just…not interested, until he lays eyes on Wwx, and decides, he is the one he wants.
plot twist though, Wwx is not in fact an escort of any kind, he’s just a slut with expensive taste—but he dares not say a word when Lwj comes onto him, he lets lwj buy him drinks, he lets lwj lead him out of the club, and fuck him in the limo and then his bed.
So Wwx pretends, he pretends he’s an escort or host or really whatever Lwj wants him to be and Lwj decides that he wants to keep Wwx as his sugar baby, and really, who is Wwx to argue that?? He gets spoiled and fucked!!
so what if Lwj kills people sometimes and comes home covered in blood hahaha. Who cares if he’s the top of the most notorious criminal syndicate?? Anyways, the thing is…sometimes…sometimes they both get too eager, to fuck, and they forget…protection.
It’s not a big deal, not at first, Wwx loves the way Lwj loses control, how he wants him so much—but then he starts to get really tired, and nauseous around his favourite food, and so you know he decides to get a test—just for jokes right, it’s not—no way is he…
But HE IS, he’s pregnant and he’s a crime boss’ SUGAR BABY, and to make things worse it’s barely been 5 months, 5!! And Wwx kind of just spirals bc he wants this kid but he doesn’t think Lwj would ever want him that way, or would take responsibility you know? So he leaves.
He leaves, he changes his name—changes his life and identity, and has his baby, 9 months later, and he’s perfect—big chubby cheeks, soft black hair… and Lwj’s eyes. It makes Wwx heart ache…in ways he can’t explain, it’s not like they were in love…it’s not like Lwj loved him.
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Lwj is understandably heartbroken and angry because Wwx was HIS and now he’s gone—but he won’t let him be gone for long, after all, he’s hgj, and nothing is going to stop him from finding Wwx
Then…then he’s sent a letter, after months of searching for Wwx, it has no return address but it’s signed from a woman named Wen Qing—Lwj knows that name, he knows its power, and she asks him not to search for Wwx. To let him go. It’s safer after all.
So what does Lwj do?? He lets him go, it takes convincing, and he keeps track of the cities Wwx lives in…but he aches, he wants, he /needs/ but he stays away—TW: Lwj/others!!!
And if he fucks pretty escorts that looks like Wwx—well no one needs to know.
2 years pass of much of the same—for Lwj it’s blood, sex, money, it’s wanting in the middle of the night, obsessively reading that letter and telling himself not to break down every door in the country.
For Wwx, it’s learning to be a father, pretending he isn’t missing a crime boss who has the blood of hundreds on his hands and falling in love—in a different way.
Then, 760 days and 4 hours after Wwx left—everything changes.
LOL SORRY Y’ALL I FELL ASLEEP
Lwj goes to a florist, it is out of the way, but it’s his mother’s…it’s the day. He barely remembers her, but he needs—every year he will get her favourite flowers. No matter where he is. So he enters this one, it’s small, off the main the roads. The bell jingles when he enters
he goes in search of the gentians, it’s all he needs after all…when he hears it, a laugh. A laugh he knows, a laugh he dreams about, one he hears to hear again.
He stops breathing—there’s no way…
Lwj turns around and his eyes follow the sound…and he sees a man with a ponytail, back to him— “Wei Ying?” Lwj whispers, shocked.
His voice vibrates through the store, and suddenly Wwx is looking at him…but he’s not alone—he’s looking at Lwj, shocked with a baby on his hip.
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Wwx rides the same train at the same time everyday—he used to be dreadfully late, he’s horrible with timing but then, one day when on time, the most beautiful man he’s ever seen (yes Lwj) sat beside him, and then the next day, and well suddenly Wwx is on time everyday.
And without fail, this beautiful man will sit beside him—he gets on two stops after wwx, and it shouldn’t work, but he always gets on Wwx’s train car—it’s Wwx’s train car cuz he declared it was, it was the best one, closest to the stairs and coffee shop at his stop.
And apparently this man has decided that this is his train car too. And it shouldn’t work, but it’s become a dance, a routine almost, Wwx sits in his seat, and then two stops later, the beautiful man comes on, and sits beside him. He always has a thermos of tea and a crossword.
baby a-yuan getting mysteriously ill and nothing is working and dadji is desperate so one day his physician Wq tells him of a witch who lives deep in the woods that can help, but you have to offer him something in return. And so Lwj bundles A-Yuan up and goes into the forest.
And he finds a cabin, in the middle of the forest, covered in vines of petunias and peonies and a beautiful man with glowing red eyes and wild hair answers them door. An energy surrounds him almost like ozone, almost like death.
he looks at Lwj with a bundled A-Yuan and he speaks, it’s not his voice alone, but thousands of voices intertwined, “who dares comes here to disturb me?”
Lwj doesn’t break eye contact, which is both brave and odd, no one liked looking Wwx in the eye, “my son is sick”
Rival gamers Lwj and Wwx who don’t even stream the same games but are always at each other’s throats during group streaming, and literally everyone ships them—all their fans really be like “slow-burn, 300k, rivals for lovers AU”
Wwx would never admit it but he just wants Lwj’s attention, but he especially wants to see if he can break that ice prince facade Lwj has—so he fucks around,,and boy does he find out
nhs; why do you hate him so much, he literally just peacefully playing animal crossing. Is it cuz he kills you first everytime we play among us 🙄
Wwx, pouting: he plays it ANNOYINGLY (hot) okay. Who even is that boring while streaming (Wwx watches every stream)
I’ve talked about this before, but I just really love mob boss Lwj and his pretty, seemingly oblivious trophy husband Wwx, always hanging off Lwj’s arm, all whiny and slutty in his designer clothes, not knowing Lwj’s business, but in reality he’s the organization’s secret weapon.
Wwx, getting kidnapped, grinning through his bloodied mouth: 🥰 you’re all 🥰 in SO 🥰much trouble 🥰
And the kidnappers think it’s cuz Lwj is gonna come for him, which is true, but it’s Wwx they should be afraid of. ❤️
when Lwj arrives, Wwx is just sitting calmly surrounded by dead, mutilated men.
Wwx, laughing: lan-er-gege you missed all the fun 🫶🥺😵💫🤪🥰 your poor husband had to kill them all by himself 🥺😔
hear me out, #warprizejiseason but with a Cinderella style twist—The Wen Sect succeeds in taking over, and all other sects must now defer to them; along with the once prestigious Lan Sect, they have all been reduced to servants. The Wen kingdom now rules the land.
Wwx and Lwj used to be childhood friends, as Wwx had come to the cloud recesses to study, and they were close until the ear—when Wwx disappeared—after that the war was won quickly and Lwj was forced to serve the Wens, as Wen Xu’s personal servant. Then the rumours start.
Stories of this man in black and red who resides in the burial grounds, who is capable of wielding the dead and well the Wens want him, he sounds like the perfect weapon, to expand their empire past the sects, and to make sure, no one tries to revolt. So they sent an invitation.
soulmate AU where everyone can see the red string that connects them to their soulmates and when Wwx comes to Gusu, Lwj sees that he’s his soulmate, but when Wwx doesn’t acknowledge it, he thinks that Wwx is his soulmate but he isn’t Wwx’s—turns out Wwx just can’t see red strings
but then when Wwx comes back in Mxy’s body, he can suddenly see them, and he sees the way his connects to Lwj’s but Lwj doesn’t acknowledge it (bc Lwj still doesn’t think he’s Wwx’s soulmate but he’s happy to love him quietly anyways) and so now it’s even messier.
So Wwx now thinks Lwj is his soulmate and he’s not Lwj’s, or maybe mxy was his soulmate—it was Wwx all along.