Yes, in the same way that Mr. Pink from RESERVOIR DOGS was the first true anti-racist.
tip your servers, people. christ it's not about race or whatever it's about tipping your damn server.
It's funny to see people have long agonizing debates about tipping when it's almost scientifically simple: I don't tip for carryout (I did the work by showing up & schlepping home!), a few bucks for delivery, and 20% for table service unless I'm living in a refrigerator carton.
Everyone has that line where if it gets crossed you don't tip a server. You SHOULD have one, that's about basic self-respect. But it should be a really high bar. Spitting in your food/serving you cold entrails/mocking your spouse to your face-level high. Generally sucking? No.
"Generally sucking" is a reason to think "hmm, let's go somewhere else next time." But unless you really (and people have a tough time being honest w/themselves about this, naturally) are being insulted and treated with contempt, no. You've no idea what might be going on.

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UPDATE: today my son, who faces severe speech delays and needs to see faces and be able to see his own, toddled off happily to pre-K at school (he goes b/c CPS has therapy options).

He was returned to me two hours later with a mask forcibly tied to his face by a teacher. Crying.
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