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Mar 22 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
A guy at “my” coffee shop shows up every day in a Duke shirt that doesn’t cover a belly he scratches as he paces loudly in front taking calls on a Bluetooth. I don’t know…who to report that to??
Is that the police? Hozier? Hell’s Angels?
Gonna try Hozier and work my way down…
There’s hair on that stomach

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So we are handing Duke the tourney then. Is that it?
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Bruh it’s me
I will use liminal on your ass like it’s a workaday word, I promise.
And when I pull out adjective form? Wheeew.
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Have I ever mentioned how much it bothers me to see people lotion up in public? It's right up there with food masquerading as other food.

Sometimes* I think I need meds.
*I am 100% positive that I should be medicated.
The ascension of hand sanitizer has been hell for me.
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