Uhhhhh was I too credulous earlier?
https://twitter.com/jschauma/status/1506459390160871432
"We knew we were breached back in January but didn't think to check what the attacker may have done with that access" is how I read this. And reader, this is not a good interpretation.
How is it that I, a Cloud Economist whose secrets are arguably some of the most boring in the world, have a better comms plan in the event of breach than a bona fide security company?
"We regret that we've let our customers down. Also, because the data was exfiltrated to the internet by way of an @awscloud Managed NAT Gateway, we're also bankrupt."
I did not have "apologize to a ransomware gang for doubting their credibility" on my 2022 bingo card.
https://twitter.com/quinnypig/status/1506334331492450307
Shout-out to @acvisneski for (seriously) amazing crisis comms consulting.
I have this handy binder she sent me titled "Crisis: How Not To Stick Your Dick in a Pie."
Step 1: "Never, ever use the phrase 'dick in a pie' to describe a crisis."
...I should read it.
I have this handy binder she sent me titled "Crisis: How Not To Stick Your Dick in a Pie."
Step 1: "Never, ever use the phrase 'dick in a pie' to describe a crisis."
...I should read it.
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