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Mar 23, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read Read on X
Am hearing that Brentwood, prestigious private school in LA, is in chaos after almost zero white seniors got into to UC schools. When friends went there in happier times, UC acceptance was like 80%. This year, bipoc kids only.

Parents who spent $60K/yr+ for 6 years little upset
Cry more. No mercy. They made their bed. Enjoy Santa Monica Community, rich kids!
UCLA got over 200,000 applications. SAT no longer required, so every D average kid now has a shot, and took it.
Good news: Many of the smart kids who didn't get in can get jobs as tutors for the kids who did.

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Apr 26
Harvey Weinstein's real crime was humiliating beautiful famous women when they were exposed for selling sex for fame and access.

They're good actresses though- they had to fake shock and horror that the oldest transactional contract in Hollywood - the casting couch - exists.

You know who never complained? Kidman and Lawrence. They got what they wanted and kept their mouths shut.
Buy the ticket, take the ride. Mrs. Gavin Newsom was particularly naked (no pun intended) about what she was doing in Harvey's Peninsula suite that day. "Of course I went. I was hustling."

Verbatim.
Here's who else didn't complain too loudly:
Theron
Paltrow
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Mar 17
🧵WARNING: SPECULATION

I think I cracked the Kate Middleton medical mystery.

The severe secrecy around her surgery can only mean one of two things: it somehow disfigured her appearance enough that she has to hide for 4 months, or it was something too embarrassing to share with the entire freaking world.
🧵2/ We know it was abdominal surgery, and it was a major recovery: 2 weeks in the hospital.

Barring some catastrophic cancer etc., obviously the poor thing had to have a bowel resection. I know people who had one of these -- it is brutal.
🧵3/ She has been under intense stress since Megxit, brutal levels. This comes on top of what is very obviously some form of eating issue -- she's extremely underweight. That can also cause major bowel issues and trigger a resection.
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Feb 23
Oh, hey - in 2019, Project Veritas published damning leaked recordings of Google Gemini's Jen Gennai. Image
One of her team members likened infamous national socialists like Ben Shapiro and Dennis Prager to Nazis Image
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Jan 17
🔥This is one of the worst blackpills I've ever had to choke down, and must be a 2024 campaign issue:

>For the first time, the DoE federal government "free money for college" program, ie the grants they hand out to help kids pay for college, WILL NOT take into account if you have more than one kid at a time in college. Up until THIS YEAR, you could get more money if you had additional kids you were also putting through college to help ease the burden.

>But this unfairly rewards college family with 2 or more kids (ie. the middle class), JOE BIDEN's Department of Education changed the rule. This has never been the case until right now.

>I didn't know about any of this garbage before now. But it's very clear that the system is designed to KEEP MIDDLE CLASS KIDS OUT OF COLLEGE.

>This makes them less likely to build wealth, get married and have a family.

>This makes them MORE likely to be forced to enlist to fight a Biden war.

>Average college tuition at a midbrow meh school is $90K+ with room and board. FAFSA and other grants might net you $20-25K. Congratulations, now you owe $5k/month for four years.

>When your next kid comes up, another $5K/month, but now costs have gone up so even with grants and whatnot, for two kids its $12-15K a MONTH and thats after financial aid.

>Unless you have been saving since birth, got lucky with crypto, or have been earning high 6 figs for a while, this is not going to be possible to do.

>SOLUTION: high-interest loans for life, to enslave them to the banks for the next 50 years.

This system is dead. It's done. I am now a single issue voter and that is: shut down the DOE. Defund the colleges. Abolish student loans. Make tuition a flat rate across all schools. Force schools to cut costs and bloat (Gender studies anyone?). End whatever this nightmare is, because this system-- yes, as intended-- gives the American middle class the final coup de grace and tomato in the face for good measure.
"Sees federal financial aid forms once"
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Jan 16
🧵There is one tiny corner of the military that, so far, remains 100% DEI-free. No race or gender preferences allowed. No quotas. Website, shockingly, free of DEI buzzwords like diversity, equity, gender. I can't believe it still exists!

It's Air Force Test Pilot School! Image
This is the elite school where America's aerospace and weapons test pilots are minted. At Edwards AFB, home of legendary test pilot Chuck Yeager, this is where, as they say, "there is no room for second best."
"Since its creation in 1944, the school has produced an elite list of roughly 3260 graduates. Alumni include World War II flying aces, astronauts, generals, famous first flight pilots and many of today’s innovative flight test leaders."
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Dec 22, 2023
WONKA REVIEW IS IN:

The Willy Wonka movie is so spectacularly bad, so excruciatingly terrible, and worst of all, a total bore. I'm not surprised it was bad; I expected bad. I'm surprised it was this terrible and still got greenlit, with a non-script, non-characters, non-plot, and amazingly it's a MUSICAL and each song is stupid, uncatchy, simpering. It's trying with every bone in its body to be charming, witty, fetchingly clever, but it is 100% free of charm.

Even my new dream son Timothée can't sell it. He tried hard but he looks like he was hung over af every day shooting this. You'd have to be to endure it.

I marvel that Chalamet, only true movie star of his gen, said yes to the illiterate script, but then again, he's also schtupping Kylie Jenner so he was probably too stoned to read it.Image
It's maybe the worst movie ever made. Howard the Duck terrible. Makes the Last Jedi look like art. Cringetastical and a blight on western civilization. ABORT.
I haven't wanted to kms after a movie since Breaking the Waves but this took me to that dark place
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