🧵WARNING: SPECULATION

I think I cracked the Kate Middleton medical mystery.

The severe secrecy around her surgery can only mean one of two things: it somehow disfigured her appearance enough that she has to hide for 4 months, or it was something too embarrassing to share with the entire freaking world. 🧵2/ We know it was abdominal surgery, and it was a major recovery: 2 weeks in the hospital.

Barring some catastrophic cancer etc., obviously the poor thing had to have a bowel resection. I know people who had one of these -- it is brutal.

Oh, hey - in 2019, Project Veritas published damning leaked recordings of Google Gemini's Jen Gennai. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7…

🔥This is one of the worst blackpills I've ever had to choke down, and must be a 2024 campaign issue:

>For the first time, the DoE federal government "free money for college" program, ie the grants they hand out to help kids pay for college, WILL NOT take into account if you have more than one kid at a time in college. Up until THIS YEAR, you could get more money if you had additional kids you were also putting through college to help ease the burden.

>But this unfairly rewards college family with 2 or more kids (ie. the middle class), JOE BIDEN's Department of Education changed the rule. This has never been the case until right now.

>I didn't know about any of this garbage before now. But it's very clear that the system is designed to KEEP MIDDLE CLASS KIDS OUT OF COLLEGE.

>This makes them less likely to build wealth, get married and have a family.

>This makes them MORE likely to be forced to enlist to fight a Biden war.

>Average college tuition at a midbrow meh school is $90K+ with room and board. FAFSA and other grants might net you $20-25K. Congratulations, now you owe $5k/month for four years.

>When your next kid comes up, another $5K/month, but now costs have gone up so even with grants and whatnot, for two kids its $12-15K a MONTH and thats after financial aid.

>Unless you have been saving since birth, got lucky with crypto, or have been earning high 6 figs for a while, this is not going to be possible to do.

>SOLUTION: high-interest loans for life, to enslave them to the banks for the next 50 years.

This system is dead. It's done. I am now a single issue voter and that is: shut down the DOE. Defund the colleges. Abolish student loans. Make tuition a flat rate across all schools. Force schools to cut costs and bloat (Gender studies anyone?). End whatever this nightmare is, because this system-- yes, as intended-- gives the American middle class the final coup de grace and tomato in the face for good measure. "Sees federal financial aid forms once"

🧵There is one tiny corner of the military that, so far, remains 100% DEI-free. No race or gender preferences allowed. No quotas. Website, shockingly, free of DEI buzzwords like diversity, equity, gender. I can't believe it still exists!

It's Air Force Test Pilot School! This is the elite school where America's aerospace and weapons test pilots are minted. At Edwards AFB, home of legendary test pilot Chuck Yeager, this is where, as they say, "there is no room for second best."

WONKA REVIEW IS IN:

The Willy Wonka movie is so spectacularly bad, so excruciatingly terrible, and worst of all, a total bore. I'm not surprised it was bad; I expected bad. I'm surprised it was this terrible and still got greenlit, with a non-script, non-characters, non-plot, and amazingly it's a MUSICAL and each song is stupid, uncatchy, simpering. It's trying with every bone in its body to be charming, witty, fetchingly clever, but it is 100% free of charm.

Even my new dream son Timothée can't sell it. He tried hard but he looks like he was hung over af every day shooting this. You'd have to be to endure it.

I marvel that Chalamet, only true movie star of his gen, said yes to the illiterate script, but then again, he's also schtupping Kylie Jenner so he was probably too stoned to read it. It's maybe the worst movie ever made. Howard the Duck terrible. Makes the Last Jedi look like art. Cringetastical and a blight on western civilization. ABORT.

For perspective: In the last 12 months more Americans have been shot, raped, brutalized, beaten, and stabbed by violent felons and illegal immigrants in the U.S. than the total number of Israelis killed and wounded by terrorists. If we start calling our homegrown killers "Hamas" then are we finally allowed to start imprisoning and deporting them?

Harvey Weinstein served a very important function when it came to casting movies but few can handle this truth. He had aesthetic standards. He had taste. Yes he was a disgusting monster, but he was a monster with a midas touch. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

A reality show where authentic Native American chief knocks on the front door of rich libs to tell them their home sits on stolen land.

https://twitter.com/ogaride/status/1677545761003954176

“Today the Shinnecock Chief will be in Southampton knocking on the doors of Jerome Powell, Larry Fink, and Joy Behar”

nypost.com/2022/10/25/cal… dailycaller.com/2023/03/14/nhu…

Who should I cast (male, 22-50) in my blockbuster action movie about an all-male crew forced to head to Mars to rescue the all-female crew stranded there? Let's say seven guys. One of the stranded females is their daughter etc.

Are there seven actors we even like? In the movie, the President, @elonmusk, plays himself, so he can't be one of the crew

First all-female mission to Mars followed immediately by first all-male rescue mission to Mars

https://twitter.com/MsMelChen/status/1653454839773265926

100% would watch action movie about this

What it means to be a good parent is to say NO to 99% of your child's ridiculous ideas.

https://twitter.com/AlphaNewsMN/status/1636146393130627079

My 5 yo told me she is someone who has to have a giant bowl of ice cream for breakfast every morning, and that is was my job to listen and believe her.

College admission season update - From a friend:

“Niece got 1450 SAT, 4.2 GPA, competitive athlete. She didn’t even get into her safety schools. Going to junior college this year and is very depressed. The POC kids in her class, C students at best, are all headed to Berkeley,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… Reparations, they come in many forms

War is an atrocity, and like the others, this one is about nothing as important as preserving human life. Only peace can do that!

Everyone dead on both sides died in vain. They would be alive if not for our corrupt American FP establishment. Shame on you.

https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1623025382956888064

Is being anti-war illegal now? Is is treason to pray for peace? Am I un-American if I demand an immediate ceasefire and peaceful solution to this raw slaughter that at its heart is a Biden family grift?

Every tank we send to Ukraine guarantees there will be 1000s more dead.

Northern Michigan looking better and better Detailed list of places where you'll die screaming:

newyorkprepper.com/post/major-nuc…

In case you didn't pay attention to Sundance this year, get ready for a ton of Pansexual Prestige Porn headed to your favorite streaming channel.

Here are some highlights, a thread: 1/ Fair Play opens with a sex scene that ends with the girl covered in blood:

"Peachy, you're nuts, the military can't draft anyone!"

The Military:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1… This is what all the men who will order your sons to their deaths look like:

In order to beat ChatGPT- a pathetic hack upstart but which may improve- human writers need to sharpen up. Be funny. Use fewest possible words to make a point. Better puns. Hot headlines. End with harder gut punches.

There is no more room for mediocre. I believe in you! I am not lecturing you, anon - this is a note to self.

Shitlibs posting this in my IG feed as "proof" that aborted babies in first trimester are just proverbial clump of cells. This story is a lie from start to finish.

theguardian.com/world/2022/oct… At 10 weeks, a fetus (trigger warning) looks like a baby. A very small baby, but it is there. Anyone who has suffered miscarriage has seen the peanut. It has arms, legs, fingers. At 5 weeks there is a fetal pole. At 6 wks, a heart beat and limb buds. These photos are malpractice.

Trans ideology is the perfect solvent for dissolving your parental rights.

https://twitter.com/libbyemmons/status/1584631913603428352

It is the most potent bioweapon to come out of their labs yet.

Another 5 STAR review for our TV pilot script. This one's from the great @titusfilm! Thank you Titus, you are too kind, and also, you have excellent taste.

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