#pregxianseason
thinking about a wangxian post canon au where wwx wakes up one morning, sleepily making his way over to lwj and climbing into his lap. lwj begins to rub wwxs belly, but then freezes.
“this is…” hope seeps through his voice. wwx looks up, confused.
thinking about a wangxian post canon au where wwx wakes up one morning, sleepily making his way over to lwj and climbing into his lap. lwj begins to rub wwxs belly, but then freezes.
“this is…” hope seeps through his voice. wwx looks up, confused.
lwj bundles wwx up in his outer robe, swiftly making his way to the healers
they pass by a startled ljy & lsz, both of whom turn bright pink seeing their seniors in such a state (wwx’s bare legs stick out of lwjs robe) wwx winks at ljy, whose knees then buckle. lsz catches him
they pass by a startled ljy & lsz, both of whom turn bright pink seeing their seniors in such a state (wwx’s bare legs stick out of lwjs robe) wwx winks at ljy, whose knees then buckle. lsz catches him
eventually they arrive at the healers, and lwj is almost frantic with the way he carries wwx through the room, not stopping until they’re at back and he can set wwx down carefully on one of the beds
“Lan Zhan, are you going to tell me what’s going on?”
lwj, in one of his rare public (sober) moments of stubbornness shakes his head, almost…giddy
lwj, in one of his rare public (sober) moments of stubbornness shakes his head, almost…giddy
the healer comes then, casting a curious look at lwj, who doesn’t for a second take his eyes off wwx.
“Second master Lan …?”
lwj reluctantly turns back to murmur something to the healer that wwx strains to hear
“Second master Lan …?”
lwj reluctantly turns back to murmur something to the healer that wwx strains to hear
unbeknownst to wangxian, lsz & ljy are creeping up to one of the open windows at this point, definitely NOT spying, according to ljy.
“We’re just making sure senior wei is okay!” ljy proclaims, and lsz nods, albeit with a bit of side eye.
he still thinks ljy has a crush on wwx
“We’re just making sure senior wei is okay!” ljy proclaims, and lsz nods, albeit with a bit of side eye.
he still thinks ljy has a crush on wwx
Wwx fiddles with the sleeve of his robe, in an inexplicably good mood
he felt rejuvenated for some reason.
perhaps it was the weather?
he felt rejuvenated for some reason.
perhaps it was the weather?
the healer guides wwx to lie down on the bed, pressing a warm hand to his stomach. wwx squirms a little at the ticklish sensation, crossing his eyes in an attempt to keep the healer in his focus
the man in question was frowning.
“No, that can’t be right”.
the man in question was frowning.
“No, that can’t be right”.
“what is it?” wwx was getting worried & more than a little bit annoyed. lwj placates him with a soft kiss on the forehead, brushing wwxs bangs aside
the healer mutters something, tripping over himself as he stumbles to his book, flipping through the pages rapidly
the healer mutters something, tripping over himself as he stumbles to his book, flipping through the pages rapidly
outside the window, ljy and lsz mutter to themselves
“A jar of emperors smile Senior Wei is secretly a fox spirit — ow! Sizhui ! What was that for?”
ljy clutches his arm with a baleful pout.
“Alcohol is forbidden.” lsz chimes, smiling, and ljy shudders
“It’s a mini HGJ.”
“A jar of emperors smile Senior Wei is secretly a fox spirit — ow! Sizhui ! What was that for?”
ljy clutches his arm with a baleful pout.
“Alcohol is forbidden.” lsz chimes, smiling, and ljy shudders
“It’s a mini HGJ.”
back inside the tent, wwx is now on lwj’s lap, lwjs forehead ribbon on full display around his wrist
healer, internally: …I don’t get paid enough for this
healer, internally: …I don’t get paid enough for this
the Lan clan healer, still in disbelief, clutches his book to his chest and announces with as much confidence as he can muster —
“Congratulations. Young master Wei is expecting.”
“Congratulations. Young master Wei is expecting.”
ljy screams. lsz slaps a hand over his mouth.
the healer is not finished however.
“—also… it seems, somehow, young Master Wei he… he has re cultivated his golden core.”
the healer is not finished however.
“—also… it seems, somehow, young Master Wei he… he has re cultivated his golden core.”
“…”
There is a dull thud outside the door where ljy has passed out. wwx is yet to respond, frozen still in shock. lwj is…
smiling ???
There is a dull thud outside the door where ljy has passed out. wwx is yet to respond, frozen still in shock. lwj is…
smiling ???
wwx laughs. he calls out for lwj in btwn his fits of giggles, clambering into his arms & staying there, content.
“this is all because of our “everyday” isn’t it, er-gege? Your virility is too strong —”
the healer goes red, stuttering out an excuse & (running away) leaving
“this is all because of our “everyday” isn’t it, er-gege? Your virility is too strong —”
the healer goes red, stuttering out an excuse & (running away) leaving
“— you shall have to take responsibility now, er-gege. soon I will be round with your child, and nothing will fit me.”
“I will remind wei ying everyday how beautiful he is, especially now that he is carrying our child.”
“…Lan Zhan !!”
“I will remind wei ying everyday how beautiful he is, especially now that he is carrying our child.”
“…Lan Zhan !!”
lsz chances a glance over the top of the window frame, sees his for all intents and purposes, parents, engaged in what looks to be a very intimate moment, based on the speed with which HGJ was removing wwx’s clothes and decides, it’s time to leave actually.
news of wwxs pregnancy spreads quick, thanks to Lan “blabber mouth” Jingyi.
the story changes every time, each retelling growing more outlandish.
“-and then HGJ started fighting a dragon w his awesome powers! senior wei was so pretty— “ “Jingyi.” “and he called down to HGJ-
the story changes every time, each retelling growing more outlandish.
“-and then HGJ started fighting a dragon w his awesome powers! senior wei was so pretty— “ “Jingyi.” “and he called down to HGJ-
— who was fighting the dragon! And he said “husband!! I am full of the fruits of your loins!! Your offspring grows inside me!”
the juniors listening to ljy rn:
the juniors listening to ljy rn:
wwx in the background: do you think we should stop him?
lwj: Mn. (t/n: not yet. I am quite enjoying this story.)
lwj: Mn. (t/n: not yet. I am quite enjoying this story.)
Lwj is — if possible — even more enthusiastic about ‘everyday’ now!!
“I must help Wei Ying maintain his golden core—“
“Lan Zhan it’s 2am—“
“Dual cultivation has no time.”
“I must help Wei Ying maintain his golden core—“
“Lan Zhan it’s 2am—“
“Dual cultivation has no time.”
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