@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss is it me, or does this sentient teddy bear look to be a bit peeved?
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss timeline cleanse
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss this is batshit, batshit insane. that’s it, send daddy z the jets already, because we as a species have failed. omfg.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss walk it off, gracie. walk it off.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss in a world designed to frustrate, alienate, and depress those of us with nd brains, this thread is vitally important.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss april_ludgate_rendered_speechless_by_sight_of_the_grand_canyon.gif
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss some levity amidst vomit-inducing war crimes, anyone?
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss if you’re feeling confident and sassy, ask him how his vampiric lobbyist overlords have him and his pension fund by the short ones.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss oh, and speaking of vampiric lobbyists…
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss the built-in grease paint throws me off the cuddly vibes a bit…thoughts, y’all?
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss whuh-oh. fluffy princess just caught hu-mommy ‘hugging’ hu-daddy for the first time, didn’t she?
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss there seems to be interesting pedagogical format happening here…if anyone’s interested. a bit glitchy on arrival, to be sure, but an interesting format nonetheless. #SlavaUkraïni twitter.com/i/spaces/1YqKD…
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss **an interesting pedagogical format
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss what would ever possess one to believe these people can be occupied?
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss classmates, watching #DeadPoetsSociety in seventh-grade english: wait, so he offed himself, right?

me, watching #DeadPoetsSociety in seventh-grade english: wait, *that* is where my dad learned to make fart jokes at the dinner table?
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss not to be insensitive or anything, but…those are some dope teaching models! #STBoS
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss commonplace lilies, is the only acceptable answer. that shit is migraine-fuel.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss no one, probably:

my brain: fuck, oh fuck. nice palette. fuck.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss why does this activity evoke childhood memories of symphony hall jump seats? i don’t remember the utrecht store ever stocking activity kits…
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss also, if you’re up for a challenge, try close drawing, quietly, from third balcony rush seats, all while battling intrusive thoughts.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss can personally attest, if you want to avoid incessant face-licking alarm clocks, be ever wary of unkempt strays…
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss nah, i just unhinge my jaw and swallow said offending person whole. but ach, then i smile, resent myself for smiling, rinse, recurse.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss nah bro, that’s just my brain ever trying to decide who’s hotter, thévelin or norton…
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ‘we live high, our love gorges / on the [🧃] we feed it…’
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i really want to believe in the idea of eco-friendly dye the color of tomato soup. here’s hoping.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss anyone who can throw pottery bilaterally is a very powerful witch.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss time for some quality snuggles with my all-time favorite doggo-niece 🥰 sleeping doggo
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss for the record, i’m only willing to risk a breakthrough-covid infection (diligent preventative measures taken as a matter of course, obviously) if it’s by way of inspiration from #HisDarkMaterials and #TheBookOfDust.

the gin helped a bit, too… photo of a peacock atop the...
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss apparently, the neighbors don’t appreciate the free-roaming wildlife…a fact to which, upon learning, i respond readily with a hearty lol.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss point of order, why does that building have kitty-ears?
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss that sentient teddy bear is so damn cute, it’s annoying!
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss which came first, the graffiti or the bench relocation? ‘lyra + will’ graffitied on...
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i’m ever reminded of that simpsons dog-track sign, ‘think of them as little horses.’
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss my (🩺🎓-salutatorian) dad, taking down a web address over the phone: ‘so that’s…coda uk?’
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss forewarning, church officials: if y’all hand me a vigil candle, i will inevitably use the wax as a sculpting medium…documentary film crew or no documentary film crew. #LivingWithADHD #PintSizeLiving
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ‘no, teddy, this part is far, far too scary for your delicate button-eyes.’
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss crowdsource authentication, aye? (i say, yes. but idk.)
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss in no way, shape, or form, did i sob uncontrollably while watching coda on a transatlantic flight…
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss in case my light metering wasn’t shit enough already, my editing ‘skills’ had to go and say, ‘hold my beer—er, gin.’ a retro-colored still-life ...
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss still meh. in which case, it matches my life, so… same still-life and colorin...
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss my childrens’ photographer instincts say, 2 or 3…but argh, how is one ever supposed to choose?!
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss all i know is…that is the cutest grumpy whale that i’ve ever seen, hands down.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss why do i get the feeling, i should probably not be left alone with photo-editing software? #OxfordWithdrawal a mess of bikes partially o...people on the sidewalk, fro...
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss yep, nope, someone best hide my keys to the cutting room. because, well, yikes. #OxfordWithdrawal view down side-street appea...view down a side-street off...lorry driver appears confus...
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss look here, folks, and try to focus on the dog in the funny hat. (not working? same, but i had to try.)
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss travel-sized tambourine, perhaps? idk…taco’s good, taco is good…mmm, forbidden tambourine-taco.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ‘yes, hello, 9-1-1? the internet is trying to kill me with love…yes, i’ll hold.’
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss for the most part, #OxfordWithdrawal is de facto doggo-niece withdrawal, so here’s holly-wogs looking…perhaps a bit too skeps for comfort. 💞 wolf like skeptically break...
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss so the day i agreed to retry contact lenses? like, was i high? most assuredly, i was high. because these…don’t seem to be compatible with major depression. which, (maybe, maybe, maybe) just might work, you know, if i don’t think about it…or breathe.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ‘what, rodents of unusual size? i don’t think, they exist.’
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss click iff you are prepared to piss tears. you. have. been. warned.

also, help, i’m having teenaged, socially-awkward flashbacks. i see the iron horse and…and…oh no.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ‘…and i would just like to remind davy that his camera is in fact…not broken.’
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss big adhd energy here.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss me, listening to transcendental youth: funny, i thought, i’d worn these tunes out a decade ago…

also me, listening to transcendental youth: yeah, no, they’re still worn out. still worn out. still worn out. can’t do it, nope. bad feelings. bad feelings. bad feelings.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss big time playground-all-nighter energy, here. *sniffs* huh, am i supposed to be able to smell twitter?
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ah, i feel so seen. 🥰
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss okay, who has been keeping this from me? i. want. names.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i made the mistake of watching this whole clip on a friday afternoon...help.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i’m no great shakes at lip reading, myself, but i got that one, no problem.

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