So you want to welcome a Bernese Mountain Dog into your life?
Here is a thread of very important things you need to know.
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Bernese Mountain Dogs start as bear cubs that will melt your brain with cuteness.
People will RUN through traffic to see your puppy. They grow into BIG dogs.
Not as big as St. Bernards or Newfies, but big. Be prepared for a BIG puppy and then a BIG dog.
Bernese Mountain Dogs are wonderful family dogs. They adore their family and usually pick one person who is THEIR PERSON. They are affectionate and love their family.
Berners need socialization or as adults or they can be aloof and shy. This is pretty common for most dogs.
Berners are also watch dogs with a BOOMING SCARY bark.
They are also protectors too.
They are bred for the cold. Berners do NOT do well in hot weather and can overheat and die. That doesn’t mean you can’t have one in a very warm area, but you have to pay special attention to them. Lots of water, shade, and a fan or air conditioning (if a hot climate)
Berners have toddler time. It’s about an hour a day where they just need special attention because of reasons. We don’t know what those reasons are, but you must be prepared for an hour of needy dog time a day.
While some Berners swim and love the water, the water Berners like most is the FROZEN kind aka snow. They LIVE for the snow and can withstand freezing temperatures. If you live where there is snow, a Berner could be a good choice.
They do not like lemons as a puppy.
Berners are NOT dumb. They are wicked smart (and can be stubborn). They are easily trained and LOVE to please their people. They love to learn and can be easily taught obedience commands.
Berners LOVE kids, toddlers, and babies. They are super gentle around them and tolerate much shenanigans. (Golden’s are decent too!)
They are also super gentle with tiny dogs/puppies.
Berners have two times a year they blow their coat and it is SHEDMAGGEDON.
You should brush your Berner twice a week- they can get terrible matting and usually need to get groomed a couple times a year.
Life Span.
It’s true that big dogs don’t live as long as smaller dogs- also Berners were bred back from near extinction recently so they have a smaller gene pool. There are some lines with cancer. Do your homework.
Joints and exercise.
Berners LOVE adventure. They are up for walks and romps one a day. They are GREAT hikers.
After that- it’s nap time for the REST of the day.
Keep their weight slim and trim to protect those joints.
Bunsen looks chonky, but he is very trim. (It’s Fluff)
They make great scientists.
They can teach us all about kindness and that gift doesn’t have a price.*
* be prepared for a LARGE food bill though
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The dog's nose is thousands of time more sensitive than the human nose.
New data shows it is EVEN more remarkable.
This news is HOT HOT HOT!
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The dog nose, in a current study, shows the ability to detect thermal radiation.
That’s fancy words for heat.
The conclusion is dogs can "SENSE" warm objects!
Wait!
How many animals can detect weak, radiating heat?
Few.
We are talking some types of snakes, vampire bats and weird beetles called black fire beetles (which we should do a thread on later)
9 Secret Exercises The Fitness Industry Doesn't Want To Tell You.
Burn Calories and Build Lean Muscle.
All you need is a dog.
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1. Give Me Back The Sock
This exercise works out your core as you wrestle a sock away before it's mangled. The back and forth motion blasts your abs, and the franticness of not wanting to lose another piece of clothing gives you the urgency to power through the burn.
2. OMG COME BACK HERE
This is pure cardio. You’ve left the door ajar and your dog is gone. This exercise is running to retrieve the dog before it gets a chicken or is hit by a car. Increase the difficulty by doing this in your bathrobe and crocs.
Here are SEVEN fun facts about dogs that will blow your mind!
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1. Each dog nose print is unique!
Human may have fingerprints, but the dog nose is unique.
This isn’t just wishful fun thinking, it is a fact!
No matter the sample size, dog nose prints never repeat.
Just like the personality of dogs. ❤️
2. Your dog’s paws smell like corn chips
Dogs don't wear shoes so microorganisms get into their feet.
Dogs sweat from the pads of their feet and this sweat is the perfect place for bacteria to grow.
Pseudomonas and Proteus are the microbe team responsible.
As a team, my wife and I grew our Instagram account by 765% and our Facebook account by 6200% in one year.
Ok. Click bait title over, but let's talk social media.
Yes, it isn't our usual science or dog post, but I think many of you will find this interesting.
Our account here on "X" has plateaued over the last two years, and despite working on amazing content which usually does really well with thousands of likes, we haven't been pulling in new followers.
Initially this stung, but I then realized it was totally ok.
We have a huge community here that we are so grateful for, and I love posting and making content of our dogs and science stuff. We did well.
BUT- we have hit the max amount of people on this platform that connect with our content.
If you have had a rough week. we have a heartfelt story for you.
It's a story about how a dog can heal a family.
It is also a story about how a dog can change lives.
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The story starts so sad.
I’m so sorry but this is how it starts.
Sometimes to get to the good parts you have to cry.
Six years ago our family lost our golden Kahlan to cancer.
She was dadguy’s best friend.
The family was devastated.
Through the gloom of winter, the family grieved.
Dogs don’t live as long as humans, their only fault really..
If you've lost a dog you know the pain.
It's ok to be crushed with the loss of a dog.
They are your family in every way a human is.
It's one of the most popular dog breeds in the world.
It's cute, wrinkly face is just asking to be kissed, and it's warm personality loves cuddles.
It isn't without health problems and controversy though.
It's the Pug! Let's learn more! 🧵
Pugs probably date back over 2,000 years to ancient China, where they were treasured by emperors and lived luxurious lives.
They were brought to Europe in the 16th century by Dutch traders, quickly becoming favorites among European royalty.
As Pugs spread across Europe, they were refined and standardized, leading to the distinctive breed we know today.
The breed's signature features include a short muzzle, curled tail, and expressive, large eyes, which contribute to their unique and endearing appearance.