@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss no one, probably:
my brain: fuck, oh fuck. nice palette. fuck.
my brain: fuck, oh fuck. nice palette. fuck.
https://twitter.com/InnaSovsun/status/1511286360514220036
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss why does this activity evoke childhood memories of symphony hall jump seats? i don’t remember the utrecht store ever stocking activity kits…
https://twitter.com/BAMM_NW/status/1511348373185572880
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss also, if you’re up for a challenge, try close drawing, quietly, from third balcony rush seats, all while battling intrusive thoughts.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ah, i feel so seen. 🥰
https://twitter.com/DothTheDoth/status/1511358962154749961
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss not a want—a need.
https://twitter.com/COBlackpacker/status/1511164063723638787
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i too have an eye on meal worms… 🍜😁
https://twitter.com/ghholt/status/1511468854484123652
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1511437687164702724
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss oh my heart
https://twitter.com/LandenWithAnE/status/1511423918837485568
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss anyone have eyes on @SachaBaronCohen? anyone, bueller?
https://twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1511556556399206403
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss can personally attest, if you want to avoid incessant face-licking alarm clocks, be ever wary of unkempt strays…
https://twitter.com/feederofcats/status/1511392853028601857
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss me, from the peanut gallery:
https://twitter.com/TerriB2021/status/1511444281235578883
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss florence. next question?
https://twitter.com/ArchitectureTud/status/1511687803201101826
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss nah, i just unhinge my jaw and swallow said offending person whole. but ach, then i smile, resent myself for smiling, rinse, recurse.
https://twitter.com/RuthWobbles/status/1511674444149895177
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss nah bro, that’s just my brain ever trying to decide who’s hotter, thévelin or norton…
https://twitter.com/perlhack/status/1511735017927585802
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ‘we live high, our love gorges / on the [🧃] we feed it…’
https://twitter.com/hausofdecline/status/1511750283721949195
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss mentally, i’m here.
https://twitter.com/allythe_cat/status/1511718308625715213
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ‘see here now, officer, i can explain…’
https://twitter.com/gabrielanmejia/status/1511146328444878848
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ‘talky toes,’ new band name, i call it!
https://twitter.com/jazzybabycat/status/1511517513456234503
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ‘holy insult-to-injury, batman!’
https://twitter.com/onedlyricbot/status/1511536362226257923
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1511801964815958019
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count.
https://twitter.com/mariana057/status/1511869391557873667
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss oh my heart
https://twitter.com/gatorsafterdark/status/1512042833842221060
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss more, please.
https://twitter.com/EscapedHere/status/1512118953719607304
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i really want to believe in the idea of eco-friendly dye the color of tomato soup. here’s hoping.
https://twitter.com/sankuperis/status/1511960402493648898
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss anyone who can throw pottery bilaterally is a very powerful witch.
https://twitter.com/free__shrugs/status/1512139210966257683
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1512162698548715528
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss for the record, i’m only willing to risk a breakthrough-covid infection (diligent preventative measures taken as a matter of course, obviously) if it’s by way of inspiration from #HisDarkMaterials and #TheBookOfDust.
the gin helped a bit, too…
the gin helped a bit, too…
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss apparently, the neighbors don’t appreciate the free-roaming wildlife…a fact to which, upon learning, i respond readily with a hearty lol.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/annalaura_art/status/1513563490744737796
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss what in the actual
https://twitter.com/DuolingoStrange/status/1513810549687083010
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss point of order, why does that building have kitty-ears?
https://twitter.com/GurdeepPandher/status/1513742161023578122
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss video evidence or it didn’t happen, bro.
https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1513640794921607172
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss oh my heart
https://twitter.com/princessekateri/status/1513789776360583170
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss that sentient teddy bear is so damn cute, it’s annoying!
https://twitter.com/realNoliC/status/1513718618223173635
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1514328535036538881
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i’m ever reminded of that simpsons dog-track sign, ‘think of them as little horses.’
https://twitter.com/Xenta777/status/1514528681703706630
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1515064035443625999
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss oh my heart
https://twitter.com/TheOvalPawffice/status/1512931255968534528
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ‘siri, please define perfect style.’
https://twitter.com/knifewatergun/status/1515012475112103942
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss my (🩺🎓-salutatorian) dad, taking down a web address over the phone: ‘so that’s…coda uk?’
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss forewarning, church officials: if y’all hand me a vigil candle, i will inevitably use the wax as a sculpting medium…documentary film crew or no documentary film crew. #LivingWithADHD #PintSizeLiving
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss oh my heart
https://twitter.com/robglover2009/status/1515668037839556608
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss grandpa_simpson_bashfully_says_too_late.gif
https://twitter.com/ACSantacruz12/status/1515731830632296449
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss no sweat, all shapes taste the same regardless…
https://twitter.com/estherbeancat/status/1515860489259175946
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss help, i’ve been skewered.
https://twitter.com/jessejanderson/status/1515525773444100099
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss #NightmareFuel
https://twitter.com/abandoned5paces/status/1515991380228681730
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ‘no, teddy, this part is far, far too scary for your delicate button-eyes.’
https://twitter.com/bbyclucks/status/1517244433007202305
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss same energy
https://twitter.com/sincerity_pics/status/1516801712488517640
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss unforgivable.
https://twitter.com/AmbassadorAries/status/1517609992139988993
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss just…give it a minute.
https://twitter.com/TranslatedCats/status/1518226879781740546
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss crowdsource authentication, aye? (i say, yes. but idk.)
https://twitter.com/Dave_Chester1/status/1518513086562549761
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss in no way, shape, or form, did i sob uncontrollably while watching coda on a transatlantic flight…
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss help, my heart can’t handle this magic. omfg.
https://twitter.com/mountain_goats/status/1518683806424879105
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss in case my light metering wasn’t shit enough already, my editing ‘skills’ had to go and say, ‘hold my beer—er, gin.’
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss why do i feel so seen?
https://twitter.com/katemacrae/status/1519041264829841408
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss #relatable
https://twitter.com/hausofdecline/status/1519060610285252611
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss barristers, they’re just like us!
https://twitter.com/CourtNewsUK/status/1519233226686046209
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss not a want—a need.
https://twitter.com/ShawnMcCreesh/status/1519350282836185092
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss oh my heart
https://twitter.com/CyclingLawLDN/status/1519225269936132097
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss my childrens’ photographer instincts say, 2 or 3…but argh, how is one ever supposed to choose?!
https://twitter.com/DarrenClayEDU/status/1518992594495229953
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss #BecomeUngovernable
https://twitter.com/DrJEBall/status/1519714306455183362
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss yes, please.
https://twitter.com/fluffy_willow/status/1519741072162840579
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss kitty’s competitive hackles have been raised, son.
https://twitter.com/JuliaPod_art/status/1519236571563802624
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss in fairness, we can be a handful…
https://twitter.com/Kristasunshine1/status/1519632905433141248
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1519774164420374528
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss all i know is…that is the cutest grumpy whale that i’ve ever seen, hands down.
https://twitter.com/cappuchina_pr/status/1520059385866772480
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1520129644229451777
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss why do i get the feeling, i should probably not be left alone with photo-editing software? #OxfordWithdrawal
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss yep, nope, someone best hide my keys to the cutting room. because, well, yikes. #OxfordWithdrawal
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss oh my heart
https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/1521090163027451906
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss look here, folks, and try to focus on the dog in the funny hat. (not working? same, but i had to try.)
https://twitter.com/WeirdMedieval/status/1521134903445884931
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1521219922617118723
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss evergreen mood
https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1521529924200189952
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss travel-sized tambourine, perhaps? idk…taco’s good, taco is good…mmm, forbidden tambourine-taco.
https://twitter.com/English_Channel/status/1521519777734397953
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ‘yes, hello, 9-1-1? the internet is trying to kill me with love…yes, i’ll hold.’
https://twitter.com/UAarmy_animals/status/1521507902393143297
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i’m with her.
https://twitter.com/LorenzoTheCat/status/1521459384269877251
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss upper piddling sort, represent! #APD #OCD
https://twitter.com/EllaMcHawk/status/1521402859639746562
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss for the most part, #OxfordWithdrawal is de facto doggo-niece withdrawal, so here’s holly-wogs looking…perhaps a bit too skeps for comfort. 💞
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss leslie_knope_wards_off_surprise_raccoon.gif
https://twitter.com/TranslatedCats/status/1521420766675406848
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1521578580274294786
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss so the day i agreed to retry contact lenses? like, was i high? most assuredly, i was high. because these…don’t seem to be compatible with major depression. which, (maybe, maybe, maybe) just might work, you know, if i don’t think about it…or breathe.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss oh my heart
https://twitter.com/WeirdMedieval/status/1521868570577313796
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1521947205837467656
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ‘what, rodents of unusual size? i don’t think, they exist.’
https://twitter.com/UAarmy_animals/status/1522215228284432384
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss // cw: take is very hot
yeah…no.
yeah…no.
https://twitter.com/jtp802/status/1522195531287736322
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss click iff you are prepared to piss tears. you. have. been. warned.
also, help, i’m having teenaged, socially-awkward flashbacks. i see the iron horse and…and…oh no.
also, help, i’m having teenaged, socially-awkward flashbacks. i see the iron horse and…and…oh no.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss brb i need to find a tattoo artist
https://twitter.com/bobbyteriyaki/status/1521987471965401089
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ‘…and i would just like to remind davy that his camera is in fact…not broken.’
https://twitter.com/kgb_files/status/1522304632097316864
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss me, listening to transcendental youth: funny, i thought, i’d worn these tunes out a decade ago…
also me, listening to transcendental youth: yeah, no, they’re still worn out. still worn out. still worn out. can’t do it, nope. bad feelings. bad feelings. bad feelings.
also me, listening to transcendental youth: yeah, no, they’re still worn out. still worn out. still worn out. can’t do it, nope. bad feelings. bad feelings. bad feelings.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss big time playground-all-nighter energy, here. *sniffs* huh, am i supposed to be able to smell twitter?
https://twitter.com/AnonOpsSE/status/1522328002675290113
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss eat. my. shorts.
https://twitter.com/acechhh/status/1522335479932375044
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss and… *chomp*
https://twitter.com/LittleBeefyBoy/status/1522378820640194561
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1522305358966013953
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss these ableist attacks really do seem to be getting out of hand… #BorrowersRepresent
https://twitter.com/JesseLKercheval/status/1522254806198665216
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss thanks, doc…i just spat coffee at my phone.
https://twitter.com/MeachamDr/status/1522372524411080707
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss the most perfect first-date spot doesn’t ex—
https://twitter.com/skyler__adams/status/1521925695617740800
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i made the mistake of watching this whole clip on a friday afternoon...help.
https://twitter.com/FinesseEness/status/1522287663620972545
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ah, i feel so seen. 🥰
https://twitter.com/elmo/status/1522659967571881985
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss friend scritches are unmatched
https://twitter.com/LittleBeefyBoy/status/1522704752605384704
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i have questions.
https://twitter.com/MarkTomasovic/status/1522548762345971712
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i’m no great shakes at lip reading, myself, but i got that one, no problem.
https://twitter.com/rossjonesWXYZ/status/1522998781280768001
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss can’t talk, dancing.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss the most neurodivergent song ever, hands down.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss spot-on impression of academic-mom @susanevoss, jazzy.
https://twitter.com/jazzybabycat/status/1523063370437464065
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 some news: arcade fire is, as of tonight, my migraine fuel of choice! #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1523032718648516609
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss 🎶 tell your boss, tell your mother…
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i’m dumb, i grant you, but i can think of no song more appropriate for #MothersDay than this classic (lol…classic); every drop, heartfelt appreciation to adoptive mothers who help those less securely tethered to fill such impossibly cavernous voids. 💕
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss too damn cool for school (and school is pretty fucking cool)
https://twitter.com/barry/status/1520082994165432320
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1523393527320776704
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ah, i feel so seen. 🥰
https://twitter.com/madmenpics/status/1523084349867966469
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss monday morning blep. i repeat, we have a monday morning blep.
https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1523680146699345920
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss naturally.
https://twitter.com/fluffy_willow/status/1523708148145848321
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i feel attacked.
https://twitter.com/BedesBooks/status/1523680180471930880
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss me, to the feed algorithm: ‘am i a joke to you?—no, wait, stop, don’t answer that!’
https://twitter.com/translatedcats/status/1523653272770387970
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i’m not crying, you’re crying!
https://twitter.com/salsichinhas/status/1523638011065520129
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss *through tears* i’m trying, i promise.
https://twitter.com/UAarmy_animals/status/1523768510585147392
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss all i know is, compost management and adhd do. not. mix.
https://twitter.com/pocketofbabies/status/1523741507303653376
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ouch, baby. very ouch.
https://twitter.com/panagis21/status/1523822935194185747
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1523761016621830144
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss …that’s amore. 🎶
https://twitter.com/EscapedHere/status/1524020281458712578
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss not a want—a need.
https://twitter.com/rennyzucker/status/1523702588234878976
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss oh my heart
https://twitter.com/osmolyarchuk/status/1524067394334904321
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss big adhd energy, here.
https://twitter.com/keithchatinover/status/1523855589020946432
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss holy crap, that cat is as old as i feel! 🥳🎉🎂
https://twitter.com/bonbon6587/status/1523791164645974016
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss trashcan mishaps happen to us all, eventually. (i sliced my hand open on a metal trashcan in the school locker room once, as a kid.🩸🩹🥴)
https://twitter.com/bibicosplays/status/1524004550461427713
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1524118243761442816
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/bimmy_bam/status/1524801982690742273
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss yeah, i loved it. i’m going to watch it every day for the rest of my life. and when i die, i’m going to project it on my tombstone.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss aw, i feel so seen. 🥰
https://twitter.com/drtraceyk/status/1525093757221326849
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i wish, i could take swan photos half as good as these. even with a circular polarizer, ‘tis always a struggle in the moment.
https://twitter.com/zrnphotography/status/1524372673266163712
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss me, upon noticing exposed camera lenses at social events:
https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1525219345911189505
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss yeah, my answer would depress literally everyone…so, no.
https://twitter.com/TheRegencyCook/status/1525206923175419904
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss few things are funnier to me than a former-theater-kid head-of-state who can’t play to a camera…i say naturally, as a high-functioning-neurodivergent not-a-girl-girl who doesn’t function. 😔
https://twitter.com/expatua/status/1525123438813265920
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss i do love my baby goats. 🥰
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss silly gracie, internet goats are for everyone!
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss lo-fi baby goats are, far and away, the best goats.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss yes but, what are they looking at?
https://twitter.com/oodleofspoodle/status/1525106060112982016
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/thestourbridge/status/1525208736700239874
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss how else is a pooch supposed to get his steps in?
https://twitter.com/kontuzich/status/1525507140579954694
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss ah, i feel so seen. 🥰
https://twitter.com/cybercat207/status/1525405457074077696
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1525578511989317632
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss if i’ve ever heard this tmg song before, i can’t say, but i don’t remember it—in any case, yay, i love finding ‘new’ tmg songs! also, balling my eyes out, brb.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss // tw: lyrics contain stark depictions of dv
but gracie, will you ever forgive yourself for your shitty memory? to which i say, lol good one.
but gracie, will you ever forgive yourself for your shitty memory? to which i say, lol good one.
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss if only i’d had hold of this recording when i was writing papers for my mandatory catholicism class…
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss relatable
https://twitter.com/english_channel/status/1525966848621158401
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/TheStourbridge/status/1525931677125599233
@PaulVos59938788 @susanevoss happy end-of-term, and night night, folks! 💕 #SlavaUkraïni
https://twitter.com/lontrinhass/status/1524918821299027988
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