There’s the whole “accuracy” academic thing but also

Love when non-Muslims tell Muslims “the God you believe in isn’t the one Jews and Christians believe in.”

Wrong again, bud
Why did I look at mentions when I just logged on to respond to overdue DMs

I never learn
Logging off to actually work but quick Ramadan lesson before I go:

The Qur’an can’t be read like the Bible; it’s organized differently, requires context, and translation doesn’t explain speech registers.

Also —>
People who hate Islam love to point to “children of Israel.” It’s their “MOOZLIMS HATE JEWS / ISRAELIS” gotcha. Except here’s the thing:

“Banu Israel” refers to a tribe.

Like, a specific tribe. One.
Ooooh

That must be why Muhammad had Jewish / Christian relatives (including wives), why the Qur’an mentions Abraham so much, and why Muslims call Jews and Christians “ahl al-kitab” (children of the book) who follow the same monotheistic deity via revelation.

Keep going.
Maybe later, but it is Ramadan and I’m getting cranky (I’m sure he’ll have plenty of nonsense in the @‘s for me to correct the ).

Meanwhile, last fun fact about Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, and how they share absolutely no interconnections because

Internet Man says so ->
When Muhammad received the first revelation, he became terrified he’d lost his mind.

So his wife Khadijah took him to see her uncle, who listened to the story, and told Muhammad to calm down - he wasn’t possessed; it was God speaking.

That uncle was Christian.

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Opened the garage door this morning to take out the trash, looking forward to working in the studio and

He’s cornered the mailman right out front, and was issuing him partially audible orders about delivery (that’s bad).

So drained, exhausted, frustrated. Trapped.
Anyone telling me to “show empathy; he’s mentally ill and needs help” catches a block.

That’s not an excuse to relentlessly terrorize every woman into being prisoners in our own homes.

It’s extra triggering if you’ve had an abusive, stalker ex — I can’t be the only one.
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Not joking.

Here’s how I met her:
No one in the neighborhood was missing a cat, and I’d lived there for years.

But she refused to leave.

Day One of that love story:

I wasn’t prepared to adopt a cat so I never got a litter box.

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I’d let her sleep inside, kick her out when I went to work, and come home to find her angrily waiting at the door.

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He doesn’t even use the chair, just jumps straight up.

By the time he’s two years old, he’s going to be scaling the ceiling.
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So the cops actually took Psycho away for an evaluation — must’ve been, like, the 25th 9/11 call for “maybe there’s an issue” to sink in.

But guess what?! He’s baaaaaaaaack!

And he isn’t even hiding the telescopes and cameras in his window anymore. FUN STUFF.
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Like the grocery store.
“Don’t let him control your life!”

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You know what I got with my PhD?

That critical thinking of which you speak, which brought me spiritual faith — by way of humility.

For the vast majority of human history, systems of belief (in the inexplicable) have given chaos order and people meaning in life.
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“I, as a Ph.D. know more about literally everything than 99.99% of human societies throughout history.”
I always tell my students, on day ONE:

“The smartest people you will ever encounter are those who happily admit ‘I don’t know.’”

The stupidest are the arrogant, who cannot cope with the cognitive dissonance of the unknown and the inexplicable.
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