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Apr 5, 2022 10 tweets 3 min read Read on X
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Hey, did you guys see that story yesterday about Hunter Biden renting a pad in Malibu, and the big scandal because his security detail is renting the house next door for $30k/month?

Guess what? There may be a teensy bit more to this story....
2/ Some Malibu locals I know recognized the house in the Daily Mail photos here:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

We know exactly where this is.
3/ I recalled that this same neighborhood in Malibu had a famous celebrity drug rehab place called Promises. Ben Affleck went there a bunch. It's closed now. The house circled in red below is Hunter's house. These pix are from the DM story. Image
4/ But I was curious -- why would Hunter move to this fairly out of the way spot up in the hills of Malibu, when he could afford a sick oceanfront pad on Broad Beach or the Colony with the other oligarch failsons?

Readers, She Persisted.
5/ It turns out that Promises is now closed, but a NEW ultra-private celebrity rehab now operates in a house next door to where Promises used to be: Cliffside Malibu. Image
6/ It looks pretty nice.

cliffsidemalibu.com
7/ Here's a photo from their website. You can see the two rental houses in the background. Image
8/ Here's a map with an arrow from the rehab center to Hunter's supposed location as reported in the Daily Mail.

TL;DR: Hunter Biden is living across the street from a super fancy, top-secret drug rehab facility. Image
9/ I am not a reporter, but any westside LA locals could have easily figured this out themselves based on the Daily Mail's original story and a little familiarity with Malibu.

Cholada Thai, by the way, is delicious if you're ever up that way.
10/ I draw no conclusions from this interesting coincidence. I have no idea what it means.

Probably nothing.

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