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Apr 6 53 tweets 5 min read
Jersey Jay needs to talk.
Hes been buffering all morning but finally live
Hes waiting for more people to join chat.
First some whining about the rain
"For some reason nothing ever works around here...the weather or the internet."

The internet that the peoples convoy left behind isn't working...he thinks they turned it off 😅😅
Big announcement:
It's a pit of mud and water and everything is hard
We tried hard to make something from nothing but we are fighting w legalities.
Some locations don't want firepits, some don't want trucks

Some properties want to extort them
(by actually charging them😅)
Some properties are evil
Some are trolls
God he's paranoid
Says they're getting trashed on the internet

More begging for help & money
We aren't poor!!!
We can move somewhere but we need the property like an abandoned industrial park or abandoned factory
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

If its a muddy field we can't come
All the ideas in the world can't pick those movement up and move it somewhere

We want to go pound on the doors of the WhiteHouse!!

(OH please try...please)
He claims he & those left in Hagerstown are the true freedom fighters!
Sleeping in the field in cold and the mud and the dirt
They ARENT GOING HOME!
(they have homes?)

They have a kitchen set up to feed everyone that comes but they have to leave 😅😅
Now he wants a field

He just said a min ago a field wouldnt work
He thinks he's holding this all down for @brianbrase84
Trolls can't take us out
Government can't take us out
But YOU gotta give us something!!!
15 or 20 acres!
Just give it to us!!!!
*this
Not only do we have to pack up in the middle, we will have to go sit in the Walmart parking lot bc WE ARE NOT GOING HOME!!!
(again, they have homes?)
Are they (tpc) gonna come back?
"Probably" 😅😅😅😅
He doesn't even know🤡🥳
We need HELP!! (yes..yes they do)

This is a call to duty!!!
If you're tired of seeing us suffer then come out and help us!
Give us a piece of property!!!

(I'm not tired of watching them suffer yet, are you guys?)🥳
Now his phone is overheating
They weren't left with much by tpc😪
Poor baby
God needs to show us his grace and his glory
(Perhaps he should whittle more crosses?)
Back to begging for a free field
I guess the kkklownvoy isn't as popular as they think if no one wants to host them 😅😅😅🥳
We're getting slack for looking like a homeless camp but we didn't ask for this. 😅😅😅
Lordy
We stayed here to pick up the pieces.
We trying to keep the fight going in DC.
We didn't do anything wrong
We're NOT homeless
Why would I go home? so the govt could take all my money?
I didn't come here to waste a month for nothing
(Spoiler alert: yes he did)
More bitching about trolls 😈

He claims they have called "everyone" for a location

We don't understand the stress hes going through!!!!
The peoples convoy will have nowhere to go if they return
No one left any funding!!!
No location was secured!!!
(Newsflash: they've known about the date to leave speedway for quite awhile now, he's acting like this is some new development
😅🥳)
It certainly looks nice
I can see why they wanna stay
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🥳
Someone says they can stay at the John deere dealership but Jay's not about to waste his time calling all around
Someone just needs to give them a place!!!!
He has notebooks of suggestions but nowhere to go.
So someone just do the work FOR HIM😅😅🥳
The Hagerstown mayor told them to try the airport ...
wonder if this is true?
If they are so popular this would be easy right?
They are survivalists!!!
They can have water delivered!
All potential locations are gouging.
If its a thousand a night "they" will charge 4k bc they know they we desperate!

I'm begging you to give me a handout!!
He literally said I'm begging you for a handout!
Im going to go out on a limb and say he should stop streaming and go thru his notebooks of ideas.
Instead of just yelling for others to do the work
My brain is starting to hurt
WE'RE NOT GOING NOWHERE he yells as he whines they have to go somewhere 🙄
Hes only going to waste a few more minutes!
(Why do I strongly doubt that? Dude does nothing but waste time)
😅😅🥳🥳😅😅
Oh ffs now he says he's going to drive farm to farm & business to business and ask for help.
Sure jay🙄
Time to ask soup mama what she thinks 🤔
In case there was any doubt.
Just noticed his 111%er badge on dashboard

Fuckkk these fascists
I'm about to go knock on doors asking for property and I'm probably going to get shot doing this 🧐
(Hope they stream it, but the odds of Jay actually putting effort in is slim imo)
Hes calling the ridge church live.
This should be good ✝️
Wendy McClain referred him to the church ... he's on the phone now.

Guy seems puzzled.
Jay offers the guy "a couple bucks"
😅😅🤑🥳🥳
We are about positivity and freedom and America.
Weird he fails to mention God to a church 😅
Guy takes Jay's #
Any bets on whether he'll hear back?
I'm guessing when hell freezes over 😅🥳✝️
Jay's already forgotten the pastors name
What a great organizer 😅😅🥳🥳
Just give us a place to play kickball with that little boy over there 👀
He doesn't know what else to say anymore
(As he keeps talking)
If this fizzles we will be under communism🙄

Says I cant eat. I'm too messed up.

Maybe soup mama kicked him to the curb, they never did talk to her
He wants us all to go there and hug him
I can't listen to him whine anymore

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Apr 8
Since jersey jay has dropped off the face of the earth with the last few crumbs he could grift, let's talk about this guy.

Apparently, as usual, there's trouble in trucker paradise.
Accusations of pedophilia...its all very vague & Q-ey
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Kkklownvoy update!

Nothing from jersey jay since his brief whoop of FREEDUMB this a.m. before finding out their venue said to fuck off & a glimpse of him in soup mama's sad fb post
The traveling Qircus part of this shitshow is squatting in El Paso TX tonite
#ThePeoplesConvoy
#kkklownvoy Image
All the livestreamers are buffering badly and comments suggest dark evils are interfering 🧐 Image
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Caught the evening meeting of #ThePeoplesConvoy just now.

Marcus asked them all to refrain from alcohol at tonight's property.

These people know their rights!
How can they accept this OPPRESSION??!!
He claims New Mexico doesn't like them much
😅😅😅😅🥳🥳🥳🥳
Fairly uneventful
They are screaming to do the pledge
No one removes their hat..pretty disrespectful 🇺🇲
Read 9 tweets
Apr 7
Should I do a thread on jersey Jay?

I think I will.
Just got off work; let's see what they up to tonite.
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
#kkklownvoy
He went live 2 hrs ago.
I'll start at the beginning and skim through.

First thing I see is this guy🙄
He carries his sign around & chants:
You are awesome
You are beautiful
You are loved

Totes normal 🥳 Image
The camera seems to be in a fixed location just streaming the field they are sQuatting in at the speedway.
This lasts around an hour. Image
Read 22 tweets
Apr 6
Got home from work & checked in w jersey Jay
Hes tweaking around so jersey Jen is on...

Jen: "Jay cut his finger trying to make a wooden cross last nite"

She says it so matter of fact in her deadpan voice
Shes talking to the live chat.
Someone's handle is WAKEUP 🙄
Jens bummed they aren't in the chat yet.
Read 27 tweets
Apr 5
Ooops
Jersey Jay cut his finger whittling in the pitch dark
Guess what he was whittling?
😅😅😅😅😅🥳 ImageImage
They are still desperately seeking a new locale
It's very muddy and hes whining about that
He was slaying trolls at 3am🥳
I wonder if that was before or after whittling ?
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