FIRST on #FridayNightZillow, a cool house on 35 acres in Cortez, Colorado. Amazing 360-degree views near Anasazi ruins with 9 archeological sites included. Cool Kiva sitting area w/ladders, painted ceiling. Maybe this is your dream home? 4BR/4BA <$1.3M. zillow.com/homedetails/22…?
Interesting. Big windows. Don't watch Poltergeist while living here. #FridayNightZillow
This is "Frank's Imaginarium." Listing: "A room that will amaze — and intrigue!" An otherwise gorgeous, restored 1700s-era Poolesville, Maryland home, commutable to DC, <$800K! #FridayNightZillowzillow.com/homedetails/20…?
This house already has a pending offer, and you can see why. It's really great. Has a sweet office, nice kitchen, lots of space, character, nice floors, big garage. #FridayNightZillow
This one's an AMAZING deal that would make a great @HGTV episode! Just $75K gets you a BBQ restaurant/home & a promise from 78-year-old owner Johnnie Ross to teach you his award-winning recipes and how to run his business!🔥🔥
KANSAS on #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/30…
Neighbor is kind of an eyesore. But look on the bright side: You're likely to get power restored first in a storm! #FridayNightZillow
This house is just 20 years old but has look and feel of something much older. It's fantastic, on 40 acres and $1.45M. Already has a pending offer. Boyds, Maryland near Sugarloaf Mountain. #FridayNightZillowzillow.com/homedetails/22…
Really doesn't seem like a 20-year-old house, does it? #FridayNightZillow. I normally hate wallpaper but I am kind of digging this.
A bit of whimsy. Now I want an airplane in my office. #FridayNightZillow
Interesting ceiling. I think I could get hypnotized by it. Is that the point? #FridayNightZillow
Old timey toilet in new timey house. I assume these flushes pack a punch? #FridayNightZillow
Tell me this isn't an indoor fire pit/pool/pergola/kitchen/drop ceiling room. Oh wait, it is. This whole house has my eyes on fire. Warning: Taxidermy incoming. Oklahoma. #FridayNightZillowzillow.com/homedetails/48…?
In Oklahoma City, $1.325M will buy you nearly 10,000 sf of eye-popping decor. -100 points for the Zebra head having to stare at Zebra-themed coffee table for all eternity. #FridayNightZillow. I like the red chairs.
This shouldn't be in your bedroom. Seriously. What is up with people? #FridayNightZillow
This is the time of the evening where I make sure you're awake. We've got a lot more houses to come! #FridayNightZillow
This bathroom is what happens when ____? (Wrong answers only) #FridayNightZillow
This is an oppressively large and cheap-for-the-price megamansion in Georgia. $2.15M. It has a weird game room, nice wine room and a British telephone booth. #FridayNightZillowzillow.com/homedetails/53…
New Castle just dropped on Zillow! $11.8M gets you "Greenwich's Largest Castle." Hemlock Castle features 20K+ square feet, some funky decor, a potential Kitchen of the Year and some sweet gardens. Connecticut on #FridayNightZillowzillow.com/homedetails/17…
This property isn't on Zillow for some reason, but you can get a colossal prison in Laconia, NH to redevelop! @annmarietimmins has the story #FridayNightZillow
Funky ceiling in the pool/grotto room. Because when you're this rich, you can do whatever you want on your ceiling. You can even have 3 of these mansions and still not be rich enough to pay the estate tax. #FridayNightZillow
Don't do this. I never want to see this again. It haunts my dreams, along with people paying $2.25 for a 16 ounce can of flavored carbonated water when they could pay $1 for 12 ounces of same. #FridayNightZillow
Somebody took their Harry Potter fandom a little too far. But, bonus: Hand-made Ukrainian torches, axes, furniture and armor conveys! $659K. Utah on #FridayNightZillow
Not on Zillow, but I've never seen anything SCREAM "Russian Oligarch" more than this bonkers apartment. Many of you sent this to me! #FridayNightZillow
Ending tonight with BOLDWATER, a fantasy Maine waterfront estate. $9M. 1400 feet of waterfront with deep-water moorings for your yacht. Owned by a film star. It's nice! #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/10…
"The home belongs to Tahitian actress Louise Tefaafana Murfey, who played a Tahitian in the 1962 film 'Mutiny on the Bounty.'" realestate.boston.com/luxury/2022/02…
Hope y'all enjoyed this edition of #FridayNightZillow. Most of the homes this week were found by my sister-in-law and my wife, who are Zillowmasters Supreme. See you guys next time and stay safe out there!
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So, I have this idea to remake a sitcom where a rich family with expensive tastes is forced to move in to a remote hotel and run it, and just found our set.
Fun fact: This house costs almost exactly 1,000 years of a United States Senator's salary. About 438 years for a U.S. president's salary. 24 million hours at minimum wage.
The guy with the basketball is Roger Marshall, the junior senator from Kansas. He got the North Carolina senators to sign this basketball with Kansas’ winning score on it.
Yesterday, Lisa Murkowski explained her decision to vote for Ketanji Brown Jackson in a lengthy scrum with reporters.
UPDATE: This is the longtime estate of John Adams Morgan, of J.P. Morgan / John Adams lineage. His 4th wife, @SonjatMorgan, is a star on Real Housewives of New York. stamfordadvocate.com/realestate/sli…
A previous inhabitant of the #FridayNightZillow fantasy island, Sue Sarah Gilbert, made two documentaries about life on then-Greenaway Island, and now I'm obsessed. Here's her website, Beyond Greenaway: beyondgreenaway.com
Kicking off #FridayNightZillow:
Your own *PRIVATE ISLAND* you can *drive to* on your own gated causeway. It's nice, if you're into that sort of thing.
13BR, 12BAs, 14K sf, 3.5 acres, 8 fireplaces.
Stamford, Conn.
$7.995M. zillow.com/homedetails/14…
Nice lap pool. Nice views. Multiple houses. Plenty of parking. #FridayNightZillow