Thread by @tomiahonen

My Dearest Vladimir

How's your war going? I saw on the news that some of your troops went camping in Chernobyl? Isn't that dangerous? It could get them as much cancer as windmills

While you're there in Ukraine, could you pick up some dirt that Giuliani left
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My Dearest Trumpy-Pumpkin

Daddy's a bit busy with this war in Ukraine. A few of my moron Generals have gotten themselves all killed & yes, a Regiment went a'digging in the Red Forest & received radiation poisoning, but it won't kill them for many years, so..

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Dearest Chairman Kim Jong-Un

My people are deserting me. Roger Stone says I was the greatest mistake in history. Bill Barr called my lawyers clowns. Ivanka testified to Jan 6th & Mike Pence turned into a conveyer belt

I miss the touch of your hand on our walks
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Yo, Dotard

What part of "we're over" don't you get? I dumped you two years ago. Your letters are pathetic. Grow up, man

If you're lonely, why don't you go back to that Moscow pee tape prostitute who looks like Ivanka? She's the only one who ever made you smile
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My Dearest Ivanka

Roger Stone is being mean to me, he said I was the greatest mistake in history. Bill Barr mocks my lawyers for being clowns. And Kim Jong-Un won't write me.

I am miserable. I miss cuddling with you on a My Pillow. If you could make some Goya
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Daddy,

Thank you for the wonderful letter. I am busy right now with my attorneys but couldn't you ask Rent-A-Mom to come fluff up your My Pillow & tuck you in? You can always ask Gary Busey's son to make you some warm Goya Beans. He's the tall freak called Eric
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My Dear Melonia

I am miserable. Putin is not returning my calls because of his stupid war in Ukraine. Kim Jong Un has broken up with me. Even Ivanka won't visit my bedroom. Rudy Giuliani is confessing to the Feds.

Could you come to Mar-A-Lago, just for a day
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Donald,

I told you not to write. Why don't you ask your Playboy Bunny to cuddle with you for $130,000 or your big busted pornstar to spank you for $125,000. Or ask your twisted daughter to do a lapdance with Goya Beans. I really don't care, do you?

PS Be Best
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