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BREAKING: A Florida televangelist who runs monthly mud wrestling competitions for straight Christian men claims Dr. Fauci snuck a "gay love potion" into his COVID vaccine, and that's why he's been propositioning other men for gas station bathroom liaisons for the last two years.
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Homophobic Evangelical Pastor Apologizes For “Accidentally” Doing A Sodomy
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Pastor Who Claimed “Only 100% Hell-Bound Pedo Gays Get COVID” Just Got COVID
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