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Apr 17 13 tweets 3 min read
ok taxes lets go i guess

did everything else. probably. just need to find the estimated taxes and forms for sale of shares in an s-corp
ok estimated taxes was easy

apparently you just say "hey yeah btw i paid this in estimated taxes sooooooooo"

now lets see what i have to deal with for reporting income from sale of an s-corp shouldnt be that hard right
jesus christ these forms are unbearable

overall i recommend never owning a business
ok so if im understanding correctly i need every K-1 and financial document for this s-corp from the beginning of time in order to completely compute stock basis

is that right
because AFAICT they sure werent tracking the stock basis anywhere
time has gone by and i am discovering the problem is less the IRS than it may be @TeamTurboTax because let me tell you their documentation is NOT GREAT and their ability to interpret K-1 forms seems highly suspect
@TeamTurboTax "let me fill out the line on my fucking 8949"

"actually here are some instructions for how to manually enter it. PS they dont work and direct you to a page where you can discuss issues related to identity theft"

you motherfuckers why did i pay you $90 for this UX
@TeamTurboTax i am not paying anyone and i will block the next person to tell me to pay someone i am on a motherfucking jihad

also yes turbotax is remarkably bad and i hope they are consumed in holy fire for their sins
@TeamTurboTax "why are you using turbotax you psycopath" legacy costs a previous employer paid for it and i thought it would be easiest to continue

i regret this decision
@TeamTurboTax fuck this I am simply going to print out my forms and do this old school
oh god dammit the ACA is fucking me at 3.8% on capital gains because our income was too high

what a goddamn waste

thanks obama
im not printing the forms fyi just using freetaxusa

like turbotax but with worse UI and vastly better UX
ok well assuming they accept my return im done

ended up owing like $1700 which is just about ideal imo

thanks for coming im going to actually go lift now

ilu #btfsttg

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doxxing is a violation of sacred internet norms that undergird our freedoms, and so doxxers are the common enemy of all posters

do not harbor them; do not share with them your bread or warm them by your fire
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but her world is dying
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which is most oppressed
is how oppressed a people is

A: the total sum of their oppression over time up to today
B: their level of oppression rn
C: present discounted value of expected future oppression
D: ARIMA process
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great amazon feature would be filtering out mainland chinese brands all selling the same shitty product with different labels
anyone know who makes good chest freezers

looking like 7 cu ft range or so
theyre cheap enough i doubt it makes that much of a difference I just

its a matter of principle at this point
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round two

which historical figure do you travel back in time and k*ll in their infancy Image
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can william serve hitler a second battle of hastings?

who dies:
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meanwhile. everyone just hates lenin

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