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David Burge

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Apr 20 • 10 tweets • 3 min read

Time for a little wakey-bakey #Happy420

Take it away Cab Calloway
dai.ly/x7h66c

Your turn, Fats

He was raised on loco weed

Soothe meeeee with your caressss,
sweet Marijuanaaaah

Listen to Dr. Fitzgerald

Folks think that I'm crazy
Say I'm foolish as can be
They're just jealous, 'cause I've been out
In the backyard smokin' tea

Wrap your chops 'round this stick of tea

Just blow some gage
I'm on a rampage
Jack, I'm mellow

Anyhoo, even if you don't indulge in the Devil's Lettuce I encourage all you hepcats and kittens to support cannabis legalization across the land (especially here in Texas). #Happy420

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