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Apr 20 13 tweets 4 min read
Hear me out republicans, in the last five years things have gotten insane in your party. From MTG and Boebert to the constant whiny chickenshit sniping of Ted Cruz and then you have DeSantis, I have never seen someone as humorless and dull, and his policies are just psycho juice.
Again, hear me out, you need to ask “what has the @GOP has done for me” seriously. They’re anti union, anti women, anti free speech except for themselves, anti worker, anti health, anti raising the minimum wage AND they voted to overthrow the election in 2020, do you get that?
They are pro tax cut for the wealthy, think corporations are people, pro racism, pro homophobia except for Tucker and his nut fryer. Mitch McConnell even said they won’t have a policy platform for the mid-terms, I’m sorry, what? You don’t even have a fukn idea? Perfect, stunning.
Do you get you vote against your own interests? You pay taxes, we all do, the Dems spend it on infrastructure, and want to get you healthcare so you don’t drain every dime at the end of your life. The rich can afford the best care while we go to CVS & pray. They say “CHOICE!”
But never give you one, I hear it’s coming in 2 weeks. Pharmaceutical, and health care lobbyists spend MILLIONS buying Republican Senators so you stay sick and broke and then all you own goes to them as you die earlier than you have to, do you get it? What have they fixed, ever?
I’ll ask again, what has the @GOP fixed, ever? This is from a reformed Republican. They are banning books? Why? No one has died in any mass readings. They are cutting people out of services, tax payers, people WHO PAID FOR THOSE SERVICES because they are gay, trans or whatever.
Why do they think about others sex CONSTANTLY? I never think of who someone loves or screws, except my wife. Not my business. They scream “FREEDOM!” While taking your fellow Americans freedoms away. You cool with that? I’m not. Trans pay taxes too. They passed laws to sue women!
In civil court! For having an abortion? They tell you they are saving babies but truly, they are just killing women. You keep getting told “They are coming for your guns!” Really? If they didn’t change laws after a dude in Vegas killed 59 and 22 kids died at school, you’re good.
Hell, Brian “I got a truck” Kemp just made no permit carry legal, I’m sure that will stop the 671 mass shootings we had in 2021. You vote against your interests, constantly, you claim you “own the Libs” while the @GOP just plays you. Again, what have they done? Seriously think.
In the last five years they crashed the economy, tripled the trade deficit, lost 11 million jobs, ( happened under W too) let 500k + Americans die because “ I don’t think science knows” He said that, OUT LOUD. Every line of bullshit they fed you has been proved wrong. Every one.
They are so Anti-American they sent a delegation to RUSSIA on Fourth of July! WTF? We are about to have another wave of covid because they deny science and common sense, they scare you “GUNS! ABORTION! TRANS KIDS PLAYING SPORTS!” What’s your plan @GOP? They don’t have one, at all
No plan for bridges & roads, no plan for healthcare & homeless, for jobs or new tech, no plan for our safety & education, McConnell said it, “we will not present a platform for the midterms.” They just piss you off, about nothing. It’s obvious but you keep voting against yourself
This administration mobilized vaccines, passed infrastructure, expanded healthcare, tried to go to renewables & had we done it ( Fuk you Joe Man him) would have fueled a boom like we haven’t seen. Bigger than the 6% GDP and 3.6% we have now. Don’t vote on rhetoric, vote on record

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This has to be addressed, regarding performers getting attacked onstage, whether it’s a comedian or a musician, Rae and I have friends that were brother-close to Dimebag, he was shot and killed on stage, so where do you idiots think this stops?
The Oscars stage has been a showcase for the rich and famous to be given mild slams for decades, since the beginning of the Awards, Jimmy Stewart never popped Bob Hope, Denzel never cracked Billy Crystal. Stallone never hit Carson.
I’m seeing a lot of stuff online and on this platform that people think it’s okay that Rock got slapped, at an AWARDS show, where everybody gets mocked, DeCaprio didn’t punch Amy Schumer.
Chris didn’t hit on Jada, he didn’t say she was ugly, (Which would be ridiculous)
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who claim to be patriots. The weird thing is, we know who they are, we know who planned it, and we know who and where the traitors are. Congress. We WATCHED them try to overthrow the government after planning its overthrow. We saw tweets “1776”did they think they’d get away?
They were right, so far. They got away with trying to kill democracy. We saw traitors speak at the rally Trump, Cruz, Brooks, Giuliani, screaming about election fraud, while committing it. They are laughing at the January 6 commission. Flaccid democrats talking, not acting, again
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Magats and “No matter what” republicans, can you hear me out for a sec? Then you can call me a libtard snowflake or whatever new slur Tucker is making you Parrot
Let’s break down the difference between the parties and analyze their records, let’s talk about their policies. Cool?
Throughout history, at least back until Eisenhower, the Democrats have grown the job base, the GDP, got you health care. They invested in education and roads, they invested in new tech and they stood for all men created equal, in voting, employment and housing. They care.
The numbers are clear & stark. I’m a democrat not because of pronouns and trans bathrooms. I’m a democrat because I do better financially, I’m more free, my tax dollars come back to me in services and not making already rich guys, richer. My speech is free and my body is mine.
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We are headed down a totally disastrous road. If nothing is done about the corruption of citizens United, voting restriction, blatant racism, banning books, and unpunished treason. It’s over. This isn’t hyperbole, it’s history. We were a stunning experiment for 250 years. However
Our time as a free nation, where majority rules is ending, or has ended. When one party uses a bullshit rule like the filibuster to obstruct the will of the people, As the other party is so ball less it can’t kill the filibuster out of fear of it own failings. Democracy is over
The country I love is hanging by a thread. Run by the wealthy, not the common man. The common man doesn’t care. He’s distracted by video games, football, porn… Twitter.
Our leaders, ancient addicts, run by power & money. Find me a common man in congress, it doesn’t exist.
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How is it possible that the polls are showing the GQP leading in 22? Did you sleep through the last 4 years? They did NOTHING for you unless you were a multi-millionaire. They had a woman running the education department that tried to cut education. Ben Carson did nothing except
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How many of the last administration were convicted for crimes, FELONIES then pardoned by the guy the were crime-ing for? The President they will run again said he grabbed pussy and his body man went to prison for paying off a porn star cuz the President can’t use HIS right hand
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THE REASONABLE LIE.
I have a great friend, love the guy, we've split on the whole vaccine thing, we've split on Trump and the @GOP slow moving coup. regarding the vaccine and ivermectin, I quote Fauci, worldwide studies the FDA, death count, lifetime organ damage, all verified...
He tells me I'm "Indoctrinated" and following the "Government's narrative" To be clear, I'm a comic whose heroes are Carlin and Williams, two guys who went after the bullshit and lies. Due to my podcast "Armageddon Update" I have to know what I'm talking about. He's smart, truly
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