Thread by @Dreamweasel

CHRIS RUFO: Conservatives are tired of liberals calling them uninformed idiots, which for some reason has been happening a lot lately

D: Heaven forfend

RUFO: I have decided to repurpose the word “cannibalism” to describe liberals calling us uninformed idiots

RUFO: As you can see, I have explained in painstaking detail what I am trying to do

D: Who on Earth is going to fall for this

RUFO: I invite you all to join me in condemning the Democrat Party for their shameless embrace of cannibalism

D: Oh, FFS

FOX: ZOMG CANNIBAL DEMOCRATS

HANNITY: Liberal activists Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver and Randy Rainbow have all suggested conservatives were uninformed idiots

CARLSON: This wave of Democrat cannibalism is unconscionable

INGRAHAM: WHEN WILL KAMALA VISIT THE BORDER? And when will she condemn all the cannibalism

R: Democrats are going to be slaughtered in the midterms because of cannibalism

D: Once again, that isn’t happening

R: How can you say that? Liberals everywhere are calling conservatives uninformed idiots

D: But that’s not the same thing at all

R: IT DOESN’T MATTER

CARLSON: Let’s speak with Chris Rufo, genius strategist of the Republican Party

RUFO: Thanks, Tucker

CARLSON: Weren’t you the one who first told us about all of the cannibalism?

RUFO: Pretty much, yeah

CARLSON: And how’s that working out for the GOP?

RUFO: Couldn’t be better

NYT: We’re here in Blenderhead, Washington to speak with some voters

D: Frankly, I think that too much of our discourse is driven by fear & misinformation

R: (wields pitchfork) YAAAARGGGHHHH!!!! CANNIBALS!!!!

NYT: You both make some interesting points

R: The cannibals are everywhere! On the teevee, in the newspapers, even in the schools!

D: You really don’t understand what cannibalism is, do you

R: If only the Left weren’t forcing it on us

D: Wow, you’re starting to sound like an uninformed idiot

R: ZOMG ANOTHER CANNIBAL