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Apr 26 34 tweets 12 min read
Headed to Monte Carlo for the European Poker Tour. First overseas poker trip since I was preggo With Fabian in EPT Barcelona.

Espresso martini before the flight, let this be the first of many good decisions. ✈️ Image
It’s been a hell of a few years for me (some good—but so much bad). I see chess and poker now as a hunt for happiness as well as sweet victory. And right now, I feel like I’m on my way again. 🥂
I’ve in Monaco! And it’s gorgeous here! I start playing tomorrow. 🤗@PokerStarsLIVE ImageImage
First event! French Poker Series Main 🥰 @joinpokerpower @PokerStarsLIVE Image
Poker is so different now. I used to have candy and a shot on the break: now I bike myself a green smoothie. #EPTMonteCarlo
I have to say it could use a little more resistance. Maybe a whole Apple. 🍎
Cashed my first event of #eptmontecarlo with 73o>72o. Image
FINAL TABLE! Image
7th but got a few fun ICM spots to study! 🤗
Wandered around Monaco and ended up in France: sat down at the first cafe I found and got this 😱 not your standard coffeeshop fare In Philly. 😋 Image
Speaking of Philly, I’m not getting any Sixers updates because of geolocation. How was the game last night? @xxl23
Should I keep my #EPTMonteCarlo updates on this thread or is it getting unwieldy and confusing?
Huge shout out to the dealers at #EPTMonteCarlo. Every single one I’ve had so far has been fantastic, they make my favorite poker format, the turbo, viable as a LIVE game.
Why do I love turbos so much?

Because I ❤️ time. (To write, eat healthy, workout, call my fam, sleep)
Why not just late reg? some have asked

Totally different. In a well run turbo, you get to experience all stages of MTT, 100 bb to ICM bubble play. Late reg may be profitable but it’s not as rich/fun: you often just get stuck on one level with less bb than everyone.
This debate over structures comes up a lot in chess: some people prefer 8-10 hours of chess a day if they’re taking vacation to play, other prefer ~6 max to sleep/eat/study/drink. I’ve *always* been in the second camp. Options for both types of player ideal: more accessible!
Another key thing about dealers being so consistently good in turbos: really helps with game integrity during the bubble by equalizing the average time spent per hand. (Though obv it doesn’t solve it entirely.)
Put me on Ace-king ✅
Had Ace-king ✅

fr.pokernews.com/tours/ept/2022…
10 PM KO turbo, to the tune of pounding music from the nightclub next door. Let’s do this! 🥊 #EPTMonteCarlo Image
Busted the hyper turbo super KO, such a hilarious combo of counting accurately---and gambling with garbage. Sorry 98o and 76o, but trash didn't turn to treasure this time.
Won a pot vs a guy wearing a “Savage Pussy” hat. If I bust him, do i win the hat? #savage #pussyriot
Bagged 15 bbs at the end of the night in the French Poker Series High Roller! 132 left/127 cash.

And the #EPTMonteCarlo main starts tomorrow.

Bust or boom-it’s gonna be a fun day. 🤞🏻 Image
In the money of the FPS High Roller. 🥰 #EPTMonteCarlo Image
Busted the French Poker Series high roller.

So tired I saw myself in a mirror and said hello.
For someone who is so self-critical, it was a glorious split second of thinking “I really want to talk to that person.” I won’t forget that moment. ❤️❤️❤️
Revised plan for the day: Wine by the sea, nap, stars party, turbo KO.

#eptmontecarlo main tomorrow Image
Straight flush. Image
The sun is setting at the Stars party. Must be time to play poker again. 🧛‍♀️ Image
#eptmontecarlo main today. 🔥🔥🔥@joinpokerpower @PokerStars Image
Sadly I am out of #eptmontecarlo main. LOVED this event and can’t wait to play again.

Going to rest and write tonight. Playing my first ever Mystery Bounty tourney tomorrow! 🔥🔥🔥
#eptmontecarlo What’s your fave mystery bounty tip? @PokerStars @joinpokerpower Image
Got it in early vs aces with J9 ♦️ ♦️ on Q♦️T♦️4x, and being Monaco I thought, 53% of the time, I’d find a 💎 or a king.

But I wouldn’t dare to tell a bad beat when I walk out to this view. 👀 Image
The bounties (1/3 buyin) don’t go into play until day two, so I think it’s best to play mostly normal while being aware of some ICM that works in the opposite way as usual. So was even happier with the spot. ☀️

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May 3
As I prepare to make 100s of insignificant decisions today, I am devastated by #RoeVsWade being overturned, taking us back 50 years into the twisted fantasies of Forced Laborists, robbing so many, especially poor Americans of *their* Chance to make the most important choices. Image
I’ll be donating a portion of my poker tourneys this year to abortion rights and access for all. I will find ways to do more. We must fight this. There are fundamental rights next on the list of this irresponsible, ahistorical & erratic Supreme Court. 😡
If you want to play with me in this year’s #wsop tag team event to fight and fundraise for abortion access, DM.
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Sep 26, 2020
Watched the #socialdilemma. found it overly negative, ageist and outrageously lacking in nuance, diversity or solutions, ironically succumbing to its own point of sensationalism and attention metrics over substance.

Some examples in thread:
Shows correlation of mental health issues and social media but not causation. interviews no teens, instead uses weak ass dramatization of a teen who gets depressed after a mean comment. Teens are smarter on social media than this film shows, would ❤️ to hear from them
Much of the film centers on Silicon Valley insiders, who now want to help “solve” the problem. A couple explain how they don’t let their kids use social media (but don’t mention their own resources to achieve that.)

Where is the discussion of class and privilege of opting out.
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Sep 10, 2020
Loved the @DeepMind paper on Alpha Zero’s foray into 9 chess variants.

While our current game seems inevitable, a product of centuries of collective experimentation and consensus, we can now glimpse into the multiverses where pawns are faster, or move sideways.
Can’t stop thinking about this: such rich philosophical implications, that an AI can model for us in just a few days another possible world, where chess was just a little different. (The AI accepts any rule set and plays itself into super grandmaster level within a few days.)
The ones I want to play most after reading the paper are self capture chess and semi-torpedo.

paper: arxiv.org/abs/2009.04374
@WIRED @tsimonite: wired.com/story/ai-ruine…
@chesscom chess.com/news/view/new-…
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Jul 2, 2020
Today while covering the Women's Speed Chess Champs, I learned a new term: Sealioning. "trolling or harassment which consists of pursuing people with persistent requests for evidence or repeated questions, while maintaining a pretense of civility and sincerity."
Such a perfect description of how chess chats on women's events are so often hijacked by endless chatter on the legitimacy of women's chess events, IQ variability & women's titles.
Thank you to whoever brought the term to my attention. And to these beautiful creatures for being in my search history today. ImageImage
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Jun 9, 2020
Last night on twitch: A guy says he'll give me $500 if I beat him in a ten minute game. He's 900. My chat says "Don't Bother Playing Stockfish." I explain that if there's a 20% chance this is legit, we give the $$ to bail funds and US Chess Women, so let's take the $100 equity
He also has a condition. I'm not allowed to resign.

Game starts-- 15 moves of flawless Najdorf theory followed by precise pawn storm. I miss a lateral rook attack, eliminating a crucial pin. I'm lost. This 900 is just too good for me. I start sacrificing all my pieces.
All of a sudden, in this position, HE RESIGNS! I'm confused and excited. Maybe he really will donate?!

Then someone notices chess.com banned his account in-game for violating fair play. They caught him in the middle of a blitz game! He comes into chat, confused! Image
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Mar 13, 2020
Casinos are such terrible breeding grounds for disease to spread. Many are calling for organizers to halt action or players/employees to stop attending to #FlattenTheCurve

IMO State govts should step in to hopefully trigger benefits and unemployment / insurance.
We want to save both lives and livelihoods as they ultimately intertwine.
Lots of places are banning events of x+ people. Wouldn’t that immediately apply to most casino environments?
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