Thread by @SahilBulla

I just saw the Heropanti 2 trailer. I have some thoughts and questions. Mainly WTF and Why...but let me share them with you. A 🧵

It starts with Nawazuddin doing his best Heath Ledger meets Mark Hamill meets Rambo Circus Joker impression. The dude in the middle is regretting signing up for this film and then he gets stabbed...because he signed up for this film.

Nawaz is a crazy guy...how do we know this? He puts lipstick. Maybe he's just an evil guy with sociopathic tendencies...or maybe it's Maybelline.

Tiger Shroff is introduced. He's doing his best 'The watch hands spinning when you change the time' impression. Also his name is Bablu. HAHAHHAHA 'The name is Lu...Bablu...Agent Zero Zero Shaven'. If I was the villain I'd spend 30 minutes just laughing after meeting him.

Tara Sutaria is introduced. She does her impression of 'I am love interest but also eye candy. No purpose here'. They are surrounded at a party by zombies...most likely people who died while watching this movie.

A bunch of adjectives describe Tiger like he's a shoe in a Nike commercial. I'm sure they sat with a thesaurus and found random words to describe him. WTF is intensity luminous? BC TUBELIGHT HAI KYA? Bablu Lights...main enemy...USHA PSPO.

They got AR Rehman to make the music. This song has lyrics called "FA KAR". Sometimes I guess even the most legendary composers have to do things for money. I'm sure while writing these he must be going "Loved Ya"

This scene. A random porn types nurse tells him to pull down his pants. He does it. THERE IS A HORSE NEIGHING SOUND EFFECT. WHY HORSE? HE IS FUKIN TIGER BRO! And then he shows his chads...cause Hero-Panty. WOO I PEAKED AS A WRITER (Still a better line than the dialogues here)

Tiger then avoids a bunch of Katana wielding Ninjas...BUT WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE TWO IN THE BACK DOING. THEY ARE STANDING ON THE WALL. IS THIS WHAT THE TWO PETER PARKERS DID WHEN THEY WENT BACK TO THEIR DIMENSIONS? FREELANCE NINJAS?

Tiger catches a grenade. It explodes. He's fine. His clothes are torn...because he needed another creative way to tear his clothes and show his body. Dude this scene is like a cartoon...what did you think of the audience...ki woh choti bachi hai kya?

Movie rips of Harry Potter chess scene...but instead of playing Chess...Tiger just kicks everything. I wish he was in Hogwarts...Harry Parkour, the boy who kicked.

Dumledore: Where's he somersaulting? And after all the time?

Snape: Hallways.

Trailer ends with 100 Shaolin monks attacking Tiger. Their spears pierce his clothes...OMG IS HE GOING TO DIE? WHAT SUSPENSE? WHAT WILL TIGER DO?

Oh they tear of his clothes. Wow. Much surprise. I feel bad for this films costume department. JUST HAVE ONE MOVIE WHERE YOU WEAR YOUR CLOTHES THROUGHOUT NO TIGER?

All in all. I think I'm going get SUPER drunk and go watch Heropanti 2 and why not...if they abused substances while making this then the audience too should be drunk to enjoy it. I hope you enjoyed this thread. PLS DO RT and help me spread "SAVE THE TIGER'S CLOTHES AWARENESS"