Here's a comedic review of RRR. A long 🧵

Before we begin, let me just tell you this movie is beautifully shot and It deserves all the global recognition it’s getting, I had some thoughts about it and these are just jokes (Cause people are RRReally sensitive nowadays).

Enjoy! Movie starts with a girl drawing on a white ladies hand. She misses the chance to write “Ghar Chali Ja Na” in a language the lady doesn’t understand. The white husband returns from a hunt. Now. Close your eyes. Think of the most RACIST British person. Yup that’s them. (1)

Brahmastra A Spoiler Filled Comedic Review (PLS DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE)

- The movie opens up with an amazing illustrative history of all the Astras and their origins. Feels cool. I'd love to see this movie. Instead we cut to the actual movie (1) We meet Ranbir Kapoor's character. He is a DJ. He sees girl at a Pandal...realises he loves her. He loses her. He sees her at a party. He stares at her. Music still plays. His friends say they need to leave. He packs his headphones. Music still plays. Worst DJ ever. (2)

I just saw the Heropanti 2 trailer. I have some thoughts and questions. Mainly WTF and Why...but let me share them with you. A 🧵 It starts with Nawazuddin doing his best Heath Ledger meets Mark Hamill meets Rambo Circus Joker impression. The dude in the middle is regretting signing up for this film and then he gets stabbed...because he signed up for this film.