Ben Shapiro Profile picture
May 3, 2022 29 tweets 7 min read Read on X
RIP whoever this is, killed by ingestion by a giant slinky
Can't believe this dude stole Eddie Redmayne's coat
Julie Andrews sewed this dude's jacket from the Von Trapp family curtains
This one was pulled off the costume rack from Pulp Fiction's basement scene
Glad she could grab this look from the local lamp store
The good news is that Liberace is still alive
This guy apparently just grabbed whatever was in both mom and dad's closet and went for it
The dress is fine, she just looks like she needs to vomit
When you go to the Met Gala fresh from slaughtering hogs on grandpa's farm
The bowtie is bigger than Michael Bloomberg is
This look brought to you by Disneyland's Haunted Mansion
Interesting choice for Hillary to wear the dress backwards
No ragerts
TFW when you mix up your Met Gala outfit with the aluminum foil
Glad Pinocchio escaped Stromboli long enough to make an appearance
The thinking here was clearly, "Okay, this tux is incomplete, what if I just grab a tablecloth and staple it to my ass"
Stumbled into Mussolini's closet
Maybe he's just colorblind
No costume, she's just drunk again
Sad to see a man turned into a zombie during marching band practice
Well, at least we know what happened to the beanbag chair
She looks pretty blase about being eaten by a tinsel Christmas tree
Everything was going well until he stepped into a urinal
Love the tribute to Dr. Seuss's Hunches In Bunches
"Does this outfit make my butt look big?"
Just caught her on her way to paint by the Seine
Edward Scissorhands tailored this one
Many flamingoes died to bring us this information
When you can't find a dress, just bring a blanket from the den

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
 

Keep Current with Ben Shapiro

Ben Shapiro Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @benshapiro

May 15
UPDATE: UCLA is now being sued for anti-white bias.
2/ Last year, I published internal emails exposing the complete collapse of UCLA’s medical school into woke insanity—and the rise of anti-white hiring practices infecting medical institutions across the country.
3/ Now, @DoNoHarm has filed a class action suit against UCLA’s Geffen School of Medicine claiming racial discrimination in the admission process, and violations of the 14th Amendment, Title VI of the Civil Rights Acts of 1964 and 1866, and CA Civil Law.

donoharmmedicine.org/wp-content/upl…
Read 8 tweets
Oct 31, 2024
[1] We are FIVE DAYS out from the election and the coordinated media hit from The New York Times and Washington Post is here! Image
Image
[2] Indeed, just hours apart, the two most “prestigious” legacy media newspapers in the country have released pieces attempting to quash dissemination of conservative media. Both pieces are trash.
[3] The New York Times, of course, argues on the basis of Media Matters (!) “research” that YouTube is essentially making money off election denialism. Image
Read 10 tweets
Oct 30, 2024
[1] The legacy media's coordinated attempt to DESTROY conservative media continues. Here's the email we just received from The Washington Post: Image
[2] As you'll notice, this is PRECISELY the same line of attack @nytimes tried to launch earlier this week. The New York Times targeted YouTube, attempting to cudgel them to shut down conservatives for "misinformation" using Media Matters research. The @washingtonpost is now targeting podcasts for destruction.
[3] The goal, presumably, is to pressure “companies” who “do content moderation” to censor conservative podcasts like mine. This would include social media companies, podcasting platforms like Spotify or iTunes, and advertisers. This is, as always, an activist campaign to shut down dissent.
Read 9 tweets
Oct 29, 2024
1/ If you were wondering what the legacy media would plan for its October surprise, wonder no longer: it's here. Today, I received the following text from a reporter at @NYTimes: Image
Image
2/ What, precisely, is NYT doing? It's perfectly obvious: using research from Media Matters, a radical Left-wing organization whose sole purpose is destroying conservative media (see below), in order to pressure YouTube to demonetize and penalize any and all conservatives ONE WEEK FROM THE ELECTION.Image
Image
Image
Image
3/ That's the entire game here. Run an article in America's "most trusted newspaper" that declares pretty much every major conservative a purveyor of "misinformation" on YouTube, thus strong-arming YouTube into taking action against conservatives.
Read 11 tweets
Oct 21, 2024
Tonight, I’ll take the stage at UCLA. Before I do, let’s review how my once-elite undergraduate alma mater became a woke trash heap drowning in scandals of plagiarism, DEI, riots, furries, BDSM, womxn, and “monsterf*ckers.” 🧵
2/ Back in March, I exposed the state of the formerly prestigious UCLA medical school, which now mandates your future surgeons learn about “Indigenous resistance,” “white supremacy,” “two-spirits,” and whatever “womxn” are.

3/ In a shock to absolutely no one, our @LukeRosiak found that the genius in charge of DEI for the medical school has only published a single paper — her Ph.D. dissertation on how colleges should create larger DEI programs — and it was plagiarized.

Read 18 tweets
Aug 12, 2024
It is absolutely mind-boggling that the president of the United States is basically comatose. His VP was so clear on this that she ousted him as the nominee. But she's still allowing him to pretend to be president as a reward for stepping aside...even as Iran prepares WWIII.
The world is a highly dangerous place. And it's getting exponentially more dangerous while Biden sleeps on a beach in Delaware and Kamala stumbles around the country doing fashion shows and teleprompter speeches and faking "joy."
Spare me all your crap about Trump being a danger to the country. Joe Biden, for reasons of ego alone, is staying on as president so he can get his gold watch and DNC celebration. Kamala's happy to let him do it so she can shift blame to him and avoid responsibility.
Read 5 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Don't want to be a Premium member but still want to support us?

Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal

Or Donate anonymously using crypto!

Ethereum

0xfe58350B80634f60Fa6Dc149a72b4DFbc17D341E copy

Bitcoin

3ATGMxNzCUFzxpMCHL5sWSt4DVtS8UqXpi copy

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us!

:(