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May 3 29 tweets 7 min read
RIP whoever this is, killed by ingestion by a giant slinky
Can't believe this dude stole Eddie Redmayne's coat
Julie Andrews sewed this dude's jacket from the Von Trapp family curtains
This one was pulled off the costume rack from Pulp Fiction's basement scene
Glad she could grab this look from the local lamp store
The good news is that Liberace is still alive
This guy apparently just grabbed whatever was in both mom and dad's closet and went for it
The dress is fine, she just looks like she needs to vomit
When you go to the Met Gala fresh from slaughtering hogs on grandpa's farm
The bowtie is bigger than Michael Bloomberg is
This look brought to you by Disneyland's Haunted Mansion
Interesting choice for Hillary to wear the dress backwards
No ragerts
TFW when you mix up your Met Gala outfit with the aluminum foil
Glad Pinocchio escaped Stromboli long enough to make an appearance
The thinking here was clearly, "Okay, this tux is incomplete, what if I just grab a tablecloth and staple it to my ass"
Stumbled into Mussolini's closet
Maybe he's just colorblind
No costume, she's just drunk again
Sad to see a man turned into a zombie during marching band practice
Well, at least we know what happened to the beanbag chair
She looks pretty blase about being eaten by a tinsel Christmas tree
Everything was going well until he stepped into a urinal
Love the tribute to Dr. Seuss's Hunches In Bunches
"Does this outfit make my butt look big?"
Just caught her on her way to paint by the Seine
Edward Scissorhands tailored this one
Many flamingoes died to bring us this information
When you can't find a dress, just bring a blanket from the den

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May 2
Major media institutions for years played an active role -- hand in glove with state and local governments -- in cudgeling corporations to reflect Left-wing viewpoints publicly. They still do. Now they cry about Disney and Florida. No. Same rules for everyone.
You want the status quo ante? Disengage. Mutually assured destruction is the only path back to normalcy. The incentive structures are changing, and corporations should feel free to go back to serving stockholder interests rather than woke institutional ones.
The minute we can all agree that regulating corporations into reflecting your political priors -- and promoting such regulation via friends in the media astroturfing boycotts -- is wrong, we can go weapons down. Until then, unilateral disarmament means destruction.
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Apr 29
Anyone who says the Left has not radicalized over the course of the last twenty years is insane. In 2008, Barack Obama defended traditional marriage. The 2008 DNC platform said, "taking police off of the street is neither tough nor smart; we reject this disastrous approach."
Twelve years ago, not a major Democrat in America would have contended that a boy can be a girl. Now the White House announces that states must be forced to allow puberty blockers and body mutilation for minors.
Meanwhile, you literally cannot name a political position on which the right has moved right. It does not exist. The right has actually moved Left overall on issues ranging from gay marriage to deficit spending. By "moving right," the media means reacting to Left-wing aggression.
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Apr 25
Incredible to see those who have spent sixty years using government and its media lapdogs to cudgel businesses into reflecting Left-wing values now weeping over DeSantis and Disney. You made this bed. You lie in it.
In a vacuum, I agree that government must not target corporate speech. We are not in a vacuum and have not been for decades. From "anti-discrimination laws" targeting bakers to threats directed at social media, from Chick-Fil-A to the IRS scandal, we are not in a vacuum.
So either the incentive structures change and conservatives begin using mutually assured destruction, or the corporate ratchet continues to move Left.
Read 8 tweets
Apr 20
The Taylor Lorenz article is so wildly dishonest. She mischaracterizes nearly everything deliberately. A few examples will suffice.
She says that LibsOfTikTok posted "video of a woman teaching sex education to children in Kentucky." She does not quote the video. Probably because that video featured a woman talking about "sexy summer camp" for children and toddlers masturbating.
She says that Chaya Raichik "minimized covid." Here is the actual tweet she links to, which doesn't minimize covid, it mocks the Left for selectively minimizing covid:
Read 5 tweets
Mar 4
I regret to inform you that "The Batman" is bad.
I will not spoil it here, obviously. But there will be a full video review. Prepare for the hot takes.
I will only add one more note: "The Batman" hates Batman as a character. And this presents a rather large problem.
Read 4 tweets
Mar 3
So just to get this argument straight, the West somehow provoked Russia by not rejecting Ukrainian attempts to join with it of their own accord?
The only way the West provoked Russia was by demonstrating over and over again that it would not respond to Russian territorial expansionism.
For those saying that Russia must prevent NATO presence on its borders, this is a map. Both Estonia and Latvia joined NATO in 2004.
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