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May 3, 2022 33 tweets 11 min read Read on X
The 2022 #MetGala looks as medical specialties. Don’t ask me who these people are bc I don’t know most of them
Starting easy, plastic surgery—literally dripping with gold and girl, they’ve got money Image
Orthopedic surgery: its the combination of cast padding and the backwards hat Image
A wise drag queen once said “the nipples are the eyes of the face” and so I give you: ophthalmology Image
General surgery, he’s literally wearing scrubs Image
Emergency medicine: a little bit of everything Image
The before is a placenta and the after is obviously a metaphor for water breaking—OBGYN ImageImage
Neurology. Idk he just looks like a neurologist to me. Image
Immediately makes me think of pediatrics, maybe its the butterfly hair clips Image
Psychiatry bc of the Rorschach test on the dress. Yes, I know that’s not really a psychiatry thing and I don’t care. In med school they said beliefs that remain fixed in the face of contrary evidence are delusions, so either way it works. Image
This is giving haustra—gastroenterology Image
She’s wearing a renal pelvis—nephrology Image
Lovely rich deoxygenated blood red color and a slightly exasperated look, its gotta be cardiology. Image
Do you guys see lungs in those sleeves? No? Just me? Anyway, pulmonology. Image
Infectious disease based on the exam findings. Image
Heme/onc. Blood smear. Easy. Image
Dermatology. Very glamorous without showing an inch of skin. Because of the sun. Image
It might just be the contacts but: radiology Image
This is anesthesia when they get cold in the OR and they wear those flimsy jackets that look like they’re made of the same material as the drapes. Image
This looks like that one figure in Netter’s that’s just the brain with all the nerves. Neurosurgery? Image
Vascular surgery: bold bright red, all you can see filling the field if you didn’t place the clamp correctly before making the arteriotomy Image
Urology. Like a kidney wrapped in Gerota’s fascia (no dresses looked particularly penile to me, so I went the kidney route). Image
ENT—obviously had to pick an outfit with an interesting neck detail. Image
Rich. Expensive. They’re better than you. Cardiothoracic surgery. Image
Very tasteful stoma detail. Colorectal surgery. Image
Radioactive neon lime green for rad/onc Image
Palliative care. This dress is basically a duvet and palliative just wants you to be cozy and comfortable. Image
Ok last but not least, pathology. Sorry, I associate path with death… and this looks like comfy grim reaper couture Image
Now that this thread is picking up steam... Everyone should feel free to add their own if its missing!!

This is definitely an IM attending talking too much during rounds and wanting to do a “quick” chalk talk on acid/base
Yes, we love to see implantable devices for DM on the runway. Wearable endocrinology fashion. I know @mike_natter would approve
Family medicine and primary care. The backbone of the medical system, overworked but making it look easy. Wearing classic black and sunglasses at night bc they’re just that cool (and to hide the eye bags bc they’re so tired)
Rheumatology with thousands of tiny little stabby crystals @Laceminace @l_giangregorio Image
El conejo malo, keeping a close eye on those vitals with his spectacles and already gowned ready to do a bedside procedure. Critical care @dch1309 @callie_mt Image

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May 7
Alright, by popular request from like one person and to amuse basically just myself… here’s #MetGala 2024 outfits as medical specialties for a third year in a row
Starting with the best specialty (mine): general surgery with stitch detailing on the suit and serving phrygian cap #MetGala
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This is peds, very bright and colorful… and it sort of looks like it was put together by a child out of a bunch of scrunchies #MetGala Image
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