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May 8 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Sunday laffs... @smritiirani as "CYLINDERELLA"... quite appropriately so... She the one that mocked UPA for a 50-rupee increase in LPG prices.. Now her Goddess Moody Ali does it.. she will call it "Masterstroke"...
Enjoy...
I have 2 cylinders... So I rent out one to old Maruti800 users who run their car on LPG.. I charge 50% premium.. so I actually profit from LPG cylinders.. no matter what Moody Ali does.. Thats my Masterstroke...
That dole for 80crs is not from Modi's dowry... We are the ones also paying for it... #BhajanMandli gets 2 Rs per tweet... we dont... LOL!...

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May 8
1. This starts happening when Casteist Pigs run the govt.. Caste, Class, Rich, Poor will all exist in society... but a Govt indulging in discrimination will disillusion even the hardcore patriot who will wonder what is this stupid nationhood all about..
2. India remains a technical democracy only because of Hindus.. The Constitution is discriminatory garbage.. govt is discriminatory garbage. Neither ensure Equality or Fairness under law or practice. The most worthless scumbags rule this country @DrlathaC
3. When a teacher in school constantly abuses a performing student out of prejudices.. that student will invariably move out of that school.. The same is true for patriotism & loyalty.. No community will permanently absorb abuse by low-qualified gasoles..
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May 7
Dumb tweet by a brainless person who is oblivious to the world around him.. 2 Covid years.. people have lost jobs... taken salary cuts... taken overload of work and long hours.. What kind of jerk thinks everyone got salary hikes?.. #StupidBhajanMandli
Lets make it easier for this gasole @Arvi_N who talks about movies and popcorn... LOL! Abey Tapeli.. 2 years theatres were closed.. what nucking movies?.. And most movies are now on OTT... Buy some brains from Sagarika before you tweet..
And its not 50 re LPG increase alone.. theres an overall increase in prices of everything.. In the last few months...LPG has gone from 750 to 1000... This guy must be the son of SRK or some South actress to be talking BS like this...
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May 7
1/2.. Thookinis who are not allowed into their own mosques to pray want to filthify Hindu temples with their useless tantrums and actions.... And all this while cops watch ...
2/2.. In April 2019.. a PIL was filed to allow Muslim women into mosques.. SC promptly sent it to GOI... and guess what.. GOI will respond only after Covid ends (just like with CAA).. which may be in 2056... when @NarendraModi is still PM & @AmitShah is HM hindustantimes.com/india-news/on-…
This Muslims "Invading" Hindu temples to do namaaj is an "Organised crime"... In Dec.2020 two men suddenly squatted in the premises of a temple near Mathura & started doing namaaj... This stupidity warrants stringent punishment by law.. @myogiadityanath
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May 5
Another dumb tweet by @ShefVaidya w/o an understanding of the whole issue or the context... And BTW... even in India.. there is no such "Total" abortion right... First study some law... before blabbering like Modi...
1/3.. Uninformed ones with MA (Master in Abortions) usually blabber and outrage as if they know anything... the US has a maze of laws on abortion in different states.. each varying a bit here & there..
2/3.. At the core of the current review by SCOTUS is due to 26 states seeking a review... and SC believing that abortion laws belong in the legislative domain & there is no specific "Right" enshrined in their Constitution.. @Sanjaypro @ShefVaidya...
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1. Now that Im done with my "Morning Rituals".. lets analyse what @Narendramodi does here in his #MKB with Math... Firstly, its YOUR own fear of math that you are projecting on to students.. So, dont make students the covert guinea-pigs of your lecture..
2. Now.. what is Math @NarendraModi? Math is the study of abstraction & motion and of "REASON & LOGIC"... Its not a subject of number games as usually taught in school... The foundation of math is "Calculated Rituals" practiced daily thru centuries by Indians and others..
3. Mantras, Shlokas, Chants are all Metered Mathematical rituals... they are the source of mathematical proficiency... Its not just Indians.. Even foreigners like the great Carl Sagan know this.. Even the normal sunset is an "Astronomical event".. @NarendraModi..
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Apr 24
HDFC is a private bank... whats Yogi, Modi or Police gotta do with it?...
Wrong! All banks operate under RBI guidelines for banking ops.. but RBI doesnt provide any guideline on conduct of social events or religious events at banks.. You are wrong here... Its just that govt banks dont have religious events in general..
FYI @goyalsanjeev even govt banks symbolically celebrate Diwali, Holi etc in their premises... Within their premises its pvt.. NirmalaS did away with the "Halwa" ritual for Budget bec this is a Thookiya govt.. and Halwa ritual was seen as a Hindu ritual...
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