I simply think!! That LWJ should be draped in jewels and delicate silver and gold chains!!! At all times!!!!
I think he should be carried off by the YLLZ, who uses his OTHER spoils of war to keep LWJ perpetually decked out in pretty jewelry!
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk!!
Also, I think it's funny if WWX is handed a giant casket of jewels, like, "uwu pls mr. yllz, take these and don't come back to use your dark powers on us, okay? 😖"
And WWX is like, "...I mean, okay, I guess?? But what am I supposed to do with all this jewelry, anyway. 🤨"
And then the sects hand him the OTHER part of his prize, i.e. LWJ.
And WWX goes 🤩🤩🤩 and he starts layering the jewelry on LWJ like he's decorating a Christmas tree.
How thoughtful! They gave him jewelry AND a beautiful jewelry holder to display all the pieces!! 🤩
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In an A/B/O AU where LWJ and WWX never met: I just think it would be Fun if Omegaji meets a handsome traveler in an inn and gives in to a moment of reckless passion.
Yes, yes: debauchery is forbidden in Cloud Recesses.
But they are not IN Cloud Recesses. Cloud Recesses was burned and there's a literal war happening, and this guy is very attractive and flirtatious and obviously DTF.
And LWJ is just...tired.
It's the middle of the Sunshot Campaign and he is TIRED. He's very aware that he could die at any moment. He's very aware that his uncle and brother could die, could be dead already and LWJ just doesn't know it.
He's exhausted and lonely and he wants something nice for himself.
He kills whatever yao was trying to kidnap and eat the baby! He takes the baby back to his den, licks its scratches clean, soothes it, and alerts the Lan clan to come pick up their missing noodle!
They do, and Dragonji is safely restored to his family's arms! All is well!
And the first thing Dragonji does, after he's cleaned up and checked over by the physicians, is toddle off to the library.
He needs to basically Google 'can I marry a huli jing when I grow up???'
Thanks to @/lamusadelils, I am once again thinking of modern LWJ deciding to have a baby on his own via donor sperm. I just love this concept so much, for so many reasons.
But I especially love the idea of wangxian getting together AFTER LWJ is already knocked up.
I love the idea of LWJ reaching the point in his pregnancy where he's REALLY horny, and...like, meeting WWX in a Starbucks or something.
And LWJ just looks him up and down like, "...Yes. Yes, this one will do nicely. Follow me to the nearest hotel, sir, and take off your pants."
And really, what's WWX going to do? Say 'no' to this gorgeous MILF-in-training with his cute little baby bump? REFUSE the free orgasms that are clearly on offer?!
HELL NO. WWX nods frantically, sprints down the street to the hotel, and yanks off his pants.