Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian star in "Dress Up Gone Wrong, Gone Sexual 🔞!!" #xiancheng#chengxian
cw// wwx bulldozing through jc's boundaries as usual (jc is MORE than fine with it, but theres some discomfort), crossdressing called "perverted", frottage, coming in pants
enjoy!!
jc sitting on his bed in his and wwx's shared dorm, looking so fcking cozy wearing his little frog socks and purple track shorts with an oversized black hoodie that he definitely didnt steal from wwx's side of the closet. hes playing ac on the switch
then wwx bursts in, loud af as usual, arms full of fabric as though hes been doing laundry. and at first jc doesn't think anything of it. he ends up having to do a double take though as he realizes that wwx is wearing some ridiculous maid costume.
what the hell?! did he walk around campus like that??? dressed like some kind of kinky pervert? What the hell is wrong with him?!
but wwx just laughs giving a courtesy spin saying "dont i look pretty??" and jc cant deny he does look very nice but this is just so inappropriate!!
he wont indulge this nonsense at all so instead he tries to dutifully ignore his best friend, turing back to his game.
of course being ignored is a fate worse than death for wwx so he decides to run foward yelling "meimei should dress up with me~!" before fucking leaping on jc
and wwx may have a sweet and cutesy persona but he is heavy as all fuck and swiftly crushing jc into the mattress with his weight. fabric is everywhere its a mess. theres so much yelling.
wwx: DRESS UP WITH JIEJIE!
jc: NO???
wwx: PUT ON!! THE DRESS!!!
jc: FUCK OFF????? I DONT WANT TO--
of course this can only be settled one way. the way theyve always settled things. Wrestling.
unfortunately this means wwx wins most of their arguments. hes bigger and stronger than jc after all--
(what do you mean jc could just say no?? and MEAN IT? preposterous)
this time is no different, wwx pushing him to the bed and doing his damned best to take the sweater off.
jc of course doesnt make it easy for wwx, kicking and writhing, arms striking out and hitting wwx like vipers as he bares his teeth.
in the end its all for naught tho. jc's chest is left bare since the sweater has been pulled over his head to blind him and bind his arms.
wwx is straddling one of his legs (to keep him from kicking ofc) and jc's other leg around his waist (to knee him in the side obviously)
neither of them realize that anyone who walked in on them would wonder what corner of pornhub they stumbled into, too focused on each other.
ofc wwx is never one to leave any opportunity untaken, so he immediately begins tickling jc--trying to secure an early surrender by making him too tired to fight back.
jc squirms to get away but its no use. wwx tickles him until he *cries*, breath shaky and limbs weak.
then wwx says "alright! Time to lose the shorts!" and there are fingers on his waistband.
jc immediately freezes like a deer in headlights, yelling "What?! NO! why would i need to take my shorts off!! cant I just wear them under the dress?.."
but he trails off. nervous. he cant help being acutely aware of all the different ways wwx is pressed against him right now. the soft rub of tights against his bare thighs.. his nipples perked because of the cold air.. their groins almost.. almost touching...
..its too much!
wwx doesn't even seem to notice. "nope!" he pops the p, not even offering an explanation as to why. he just starts pulling.
jc barely has time to yell "WWX! WAIT-" before its too late. his shorts are around his knees and his heart is in his throat and his secret is out.
everything stops.
wwx cant help staring at his didis underwear. his cute, purple 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘴 underwear. his heart is racing. he doesnt even consider WHY hes so weirdly entranced by jc's body. he always has been. thats just how it is between them.
all his mind is full of is that jc is wearing panties.. his didi is wearing girls panties. when did he get them? WHERE did he even get them?? and why didnt he tell wwx? he can see the bulge of jc's cock through them.. he's half hard.. its so..
cute.
jc on the other hand is about to cry and not from the painful pleasure of being tickled. hes so embarrassed! he didnt want anyone to know about it! he didnt want to have to try to explain himself. it was so pathetic!!
wwx: jiang cheng..
jc doesnt want to hear it! "Just get off of me!!" his arms and head are still tangled in the sweater, its too hot, he feels like hes suffocating and he cant SEE the look on wwx's face right now, though he doesn't know if thats a blessing or a curse.
but wwx doesnt listen to him. he never does. "jiang cheng..." he tries to pull away, to slide his hips from underneath wwx, but then theres a hand on him, rubbing his dick through the fabric slow and jc gasps. eyes wide and confused.
..what?
wwx doesnt stop rubbing, but doesnt elaborate either. just keeps whispering jc's name over and over again. jc doesn't understand. how long has it been? he feels dizzy. its so dark and hot in the sweater. his hair is sticking to his face, damp with the condensation of his breath.
just when he feels like he cant take it anymore, and hes about to come, wwx pulls his hand away.
jc nearly sobs. why!! but before he can complain wwx is ripping the sweater off and everything is too bright. he instinctively squeezes his eyes shut, a few more tears leaking out.
wwx is scooping him up in his arms as though nothing is wrong. as though he wasnt just holding jc down and jerking him off in broad daylight.
"cmon, arms up."
what? jc is so stunned that he just complies, eyes and cheeks flushed red and before he realizes it, the dress is on.
"see? there we go!" wwx smiles, soothing a hand down jc's side after he zips the costume up, although theres something feral and unhinged lurking in his eyes.
"you look so pretty! jiejie knew you would! we both do!"
jc flushes at the compliment, unable to hold eye contact anymore. "Im still.. I'm still didi.. ok?" wwx pauses, expression unreadable. but he just nods.
"of course you are. my pretty didi~"
and then his hands are on jcs hips, and hes grinding their dicks together and holy fuck jc gasps as though hes been burned. its way too hot, metaphorically and physically.
"look at my pretty didi, with his cute dress and his little panties that he tried to hide from jiejie!"
jc whimpers. wwx's endless talking was unbearable. he looks down at where he can feel wwx's cock pressed to his own, fabric sticky and wet sliding against each other, but he can't see anything beyond the layers of ruffles between them.
somehow that just makes it hotter?
everything is building so quickly.. he can feel that little knot in his stomach winding tighter and tighter with every word and grind, until it finally snaps and he comes with a needy whine. all but melting into wwx's arms as his "jiejie" uses his body to get off.
hes a bit oversensitive and twitchy, but it still feels good so he guesses its fine. content to sprawl backward onto the bed, skirts hiked up and messy with cum as wwx climbs over him, rolling down his own tights to pull out his dick so he can come all over those pretty panties.
wwx: a-cheng!!!
jc: what.
wwx: i cant believe youve been wearing girls underwear like a little pervert and you never told me!!
jc: WHAT? WHOS A PERVERT?
wwx, the pervert: next time you need to let ME pick some out for you okay? :)
i just cant stop thinking abt a kind of sad lil jin ling who is like 6 and has all of these big emotional problems that he cant sort through and usually he goes to jiang cheng but for *once* he goes to wei wuxian and the way that absolutely melts wei wuxian's heart
modern au wwx and jc have been dating for nearly 2 years but jl still hasnt accepted this jiujiu stealer as a part of his family! he wont do it!
its halloween this week and every year jiujiu takes him trick or treating while a-niang and a-die host the grownups party (its okay because they match. so he gets to match with jiujiu!) jiujiu takes him EVERY year!!
jc whos pretty sheltered, has always looked up to wwx. wwx was one of the cool kids. the older kids all liked him-- he was really smart and always knew just what to say to make everyone laugh! and yet he always stuck with jc. the two of them were inseparable.
or at least thats what he used to think.
as they grew up though he wondered if that was true. wwx was a few years older than him, and smart enough to skip grades. he couldve graduated 2 years early, but instead he waited.
jc worried that he was holding wwx back-- but wwx just ruffled his hair and promised he'd never want to leave his didi behind anyway.
which is how wwx ended up graduating high school with an associates degree. easily overshadowing jc as valedictorian, but its ok. he didnt mind.
im kind of obsessed with the idea that theres a stereotype that YMJ omegas are extra promiscuous/kind of slutty. which isn't necessarily true at all they're just a lot more body positive and gender inclusive than traditionalists would prefer.
like its probably spread mostly by LLJ but that doesnt stop GSL and QSW from buying into it. QHN doesn't really care about the validity, because they're also subject of a lot of unsavory stereotyping so they simply dont care.
of course it doesnt *help* that wwx and jc are.. like that. when they go out. Loud. Flirty. Sensual even. they're often accused of attempting seduction/being temptresses bc they just..... looked at someone? its a load of bullshit and clearly not their fault but whatever--
Being a terminally online polyam has made me extremely fond of partners “delivering” kisses to their third so ive decided to apply this to my faves which meeeeans… time for BINGLIUSHEN!!
SQQ stuck teaching his disciples a new piece he composed on the guqin when LQG comes to tell him that he’s leaving on a trip to the deamon realm for a night hunt with his own disciples.
SQQ realizes that if hes in the demon realm he can stop by LBH’s palace!
LQG seems a bit sour at the idea but Binghe hasn’t been home in nearly a month and its clear just how deeply SQQ misses him. Even if he tries not to show it.
LQG: …fine. I’ll deliver it so hand it over.
SQQ: ..Ok *leans in and pecks him* 🥺
LQG: 😳😳 …Oh. You mean—
SQQ: *nods*
okay okay but actually @anghuangjun has me abt to go insane thinking about pre-transmigration shen yuan shyly going to get his first and only tattoo which is luo binghe's demon mark from PIDW!! but he doesnt want anyone to find out that hes a fan!!!
so he cant get it somewhere it might be seen. so arms and legs are no go because then he could never wear shorts or a tshirt again and he wont give up that comfort!
he thinks about getting it on his back but.. he wants to be able to *see* it..
maybe on his chest somewhere? but he has to take his shirt off a lot at the hospital.. so he figures he'll get it below his waistband so even if he has to take off his shirt no one will see it! HA!
he gets to his appointment but he doesnt want to take his shirt off bc hes SHY..
anyway. heres my favorite #xianlequartet relationship progression while still being canon compliant⬇️⬇️⬇️
fenglian get together first. they absolutely had the childhood besties "it was inevitable" vibes. they used to play house together, silly games of rescue the prince that XL would rewrite to end with him saving FX instead-- they are each others first kiss and its very sweet
they dont progress much further than that though, since XL still decides to pursue his cultivation method. and they're fine with that! Mostly. (XL doesn't regret it.. even though FX grows up looking like THAT--but its a close thing)