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🌺💕BLS // ZCX // Xianle Quartet 💕🌺 NB // 23 💖✌🏾 // 🔞 I'm a writer!! Priv: @HushHushBi
Oct 31, 2022 34 tweets 6 min read
i just cant stop thinking abt a kind of sad lil jin ling who is like 6 and has all of these big emotional problems that he cant sort through and usually he goes to jiang cheng but for *once* he goes to wei wuxian and the way that absolutely melts wei wuxian's heart modern au wwx and jc have been dating for nearly 2 years but jl still hasnt accepted this jiujiu stealer as a part of his family! he wont do it!
Aug 5, 2022 101 tweets 19 min read
modern au.

jc whos pretty sheltered, has always looked up to wwx. wwx was one of the cool kids. the older kids all liked him-- he was really smart and always knew just what to say to make everyone laugh! and yet he always stuck with jc. the two of them were inseparable. or at least thats what he used to think.

as they grew up though he wondered if that was true. wwx was a few years older than him, and smart enough to skip grades. he couldve graduated 2 years early, but instead he waited.
Jul 11, 2022 17 tweets 3 min read
im kind of obsessed with the idea that theres a stereotype that YMJ omegas are extra promiscuous/kind of slutty. which isn't necessarily true at all they're just a lot more body positive and gender inclusive than traditionalists would prefer. like its probably spread mostly by LLJ but that doesnt stop GSL and QSW from buying into it. QHN doesn't really care about the validity, because they're also subject of a lot of unsavory stereotyping so they simply dont care.
Jul 10, 2022 12 tweets 2 min read
Being a terminally online polyam has made me extremely fond of partners “delivering” kisses to their third so ive decided to apply this to my faves which meeeeans… time for BINGLIUSHEN!! SQQ stuck teaching his disciples a new piece he composed on the guqin when LQG comes to tell him that he’s leaving on a trip to the deamon realm for a night hunt with his own disciples.

SQQ realizes that if hes in the demon realm he can stop by LBH’s palace!
Jul 2, 2022 8 tweets 2 min read
okay okay but actually @anghuangjun has me abt to go insane thinking about pre-transmigration shen yuan shyly going to get his first and only tattoo which is luo binghe's demon mark from PIDW!! but he doesnt want anyone to find out that hes a fan!!! so he cant get it somewhere it might be seen. so arms and legs are no go because then he could never wear shorts or a tshirt again and he wont give up that comfort!

he thinks about getting it on his back but.. he wants to be able to *see* it..
Jul 1, 2022 24 tweets 5 min read
anyway. heres my favorite #xianlequartet relationship progression while still being canon compliant⬇️⬇️⬇️ fenglian get together first. they absolutely had the childhood besties "it was inevitable" vibes. they used to play house together, silly games of rescue the prince that XL would rewrite to end with him saving FX instead-- they are each others first kiss and its very sweet
Jun 26, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
what if little jin ling, who'd been being raised in a loving household despite the loss of his real parents, overhears this conversation... its late at night he's supposed to be in bed, but his big boy bed was too big, too cold and scary and he just wanted his uncles-- and now hes scared.. his uncles don't love each other? Or at least.. JGY doesn't love JC.

shushu is a liar? but in that case how much is he lying about? Does he even love jin ling or is that a lie too?

if they don't love each other why are they even together?
May 15, 2022 12 tweets 3 min read
actually ive been thinking abt this all day.

xuanxu cave really does show the best of what all the young masters have to offer. its a teaser, a small showcase of everyone's true character. For example: WWX - his unerringly brave nature, and the fact that he does focus all of the risk on himself but never actually INTENDS to be self sacrificial. He is forced into self sacrificial situations (su she) but its also where his ability to rise above circumstance shines the brightest.
May 13, 2022 30 tweets 6 min read
Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian star in "Dress Up Gone Wrong, Gone Sexual 🔞!!" #xiancheng #chengxian

cw// wwx bulldozing through jc's boundaries as usual (jc is MORE than fine with it, but theres some discomfort), crossdressing called "perverted", frottage, coming in pants

enjoy!! jc sitting on his bed in his and wwx's shared dorm, looking so fcking cozy wearing his little frog socks and purple track shorts with an oversized black hoodie that he definitely didnt steal from wwx's side of the closet. hes playing ac on the switch
May 6, 2022 31 tweets 6 min read
Decided to write🔞 nsfw #bingcheng from my verse for @jiangchenge's birthday! happy b-day beloved!!

cw: very very light dubcon bc xinmo do what xinmo do but its very much so mutual and reciprocated + some pet play references

Sorry this isn't explicit youll get dicking later 😂 Luo Binghe did not like the Lans.

The younger generation was alright, although the insolent way that they ran their mouths could be.. Irritating. He could almost appreciate their (completely unfounded) confidence.
May 3, 2022 14 tweets 3 min read
thinking abt #bingmay day 1 prompt (selfcest)..

I think that bingge should kabedon bingmei. I think it would be sexy. I think that bingge should corral a furious bingmei into a corner with that insufferable smirk on his face. They have equal strength... Once hes there bingmei wouldnt be able to make him move even if he wanted to. Actually, he's not sure if he even wants to..

Bingmei is flushed so red, his eyes and demon mark glowing, chest heaving. In fact, Bingge is so close that their chests brush with every breath..
Apr 30, 2022 9 tweets 2 min read
yknow. getting a dog probably wouldve been AMAZING for jc's health post burial mounds. having that companion for therapy could've done so much good for him.

(ANGST META AHEAD) and ik as a fellow chengxian stan that we all LOVE the hc that jc never got a dog bc he believed that wwx would come home and wanted to show that he was still welcome but if im honest with myself i dont think thats the actual reason why.

i think it was punishment.
Feb 4, 2022 43 tweets 8 min read
okay okay okay i gotta organize my bingge/qingge thoughts.. somewhat sdjghjksdg ive literally jsut been rambling nonsense about this au for days lbg teleports to bingmei world in attempts to get to sqq again but gets intercepted by lqg. they fight (read: lbg toys with his food) but strangely enough he just.. leaves without causing too much damage
Jan 22, 2022 37 tweets 7 min read
was inspired by @LimeDumplr's art of mer!SQQ and mer!LQG that i'll link below. i hope u dont mind i made this little thread about it!! Shen Yuan smiled as he swam alongside Liu Qingge, fins fanned out wide and lazy, completely unconcerned about anything.

Liu Qingge swam circles around him, on guard and restless with their painfully slow pace. He never dallied like Shen Yuan did on hunts.
It was aggravating.
Jan 17, 2022 7 tweets 2 min read
ive been watching k dramas with @jiangchenge specifically Love in the Moonlight (Which is Really Good so far!!) and i got the brainworm for an au for TGCF and i cant get rid of it so they demanded i thread the concept also!!! this au is just kind of vague concept because i'm only halfway through the show so idk how everything plays out yet but i know what i WANT to see and I can #/Manifest it with tgcf and so I SHALL-

also also im making this omegaverse because i WANT to
Jan 15, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
i love feng xin so much.. thinkin about how he lost his virginity.. sighs. like im not HAPPY about the cuocuo plot twist but i do think he and jian lan mustve been very sweet.

the thought of her taking the lead and him trusting her enough to let her lead him just makes me soft he mustve been so nervous, if not outright terrified. and yet he still trusted her and wanted to share that intimacy enough to step out of his comfort zone. trusting her to take care of his vulnerable heart.
Jan 5, 2022 14 tweets 3 min read
mxtx mains would all be fckin /menaces/ when it comes to "just the tip"

and theyd all be so into it lmao 🔞First up SVSSS (as it should be) !!🔞

sqq is pretty tired and he has to get up early in the morning for a meeting with yqy which is always awkward--

but when binghe looks at him with those big glossy puppy eyes and begs so prettily its also really hard to say no ok??!!!
Dec 22, 2021 16 tweets 3 min read
🔞i wanna draw #bingliushen porn but my tablets dead and i am both lazy and impatient so ig ill be writing it instead thinking about gettin down with 3p as queen britney would say

lbh fucking lqg doggy style while lqg gives sqq head. every thrust pushes him a little further onto sqq's cock until he starts to choke on it, bringing tears to his eyes
Nov 19, 2021 52 tweets 8 min read
mu qing and xie lian having sleepovers in the &crown princes room, feng xin stuck outside in the hallway playing guard. hes so frustrated because he can hear them whispering & giggling about SOMETHING & whispering more. He doesnt even know why hes mad, he just feels left out later in the night xl peeks out the door to invite him in. hes so embarassed and flustered about the idea of being invited into dianxia's room that he immediately yells at him and says no