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May 18 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
i’ve been too often careless
with my time
long hours spent in daydreams
and in rhyme
but that is where my heart
is most at home
so that i where i willful
choose to roam
the hours fly unnoticed and awake
i smile at the places they me take
~ RC deWinter
I’ve been rhyming all day.
I’ve never abandoned rhyme. My first serious writing was all song lyrics and of course they rhymed.
Many years ago in one of the old GeoCities chat rooms someone nicknamed me
“Venus de Rhymer.”
And for those of you who don’t get the reference, meet Thomas the Rhymer.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_th…
I can’t believe I made a typo. #JustShootMe

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God Said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me…"
Adam Said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God Said, "Go down into that Valley."
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3 Texans got married.
One married a girl from Alabama & he told her in Texas women are expected to do the dishes, clean the house & have a meal on the table when he gets home. And so it was.
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