Bit of an odd microfiction in store for you today! This one is less explicitly porny and more about sexy betrayal with a sizey touch. I had fun writing it, so I hope you enjoy reading it! Feel free to let me know your thoughts, I'd love to hear them as always.
You turned over the object in your hands, looking it over. You had picked it up from a local garage sale, but you weren't sure just what it was supposed to be. It looked like a stereotypical magic lamp, but those weren't exactly practical nowadays.
"I'll probably just melt it down into scrap metal. It's not like anyone would actually use it for light." You said, idly musing on how you might resell this for a profit. As you thought to yourself your hand ran over the sides of the lamp, cleaning off some of the dust.
A loud sound erupted from the lamp, shocking you out of your thoughts as the lamp fell to the floor with a clatter. A thick blue mist was pouring out of the spout.
"Is this... an actual magic lamp? There's no way that cam be possible..."
Your doubts were swiftly shattered as a pair of tiny humanoid hands poked out of the spout. They grabbed onto the metal, clearly struggling to pull until finally...
*Pop!*
...the genie flew out.
She was a small woman with dark skin. Her body was clad in revealing garb, similar to what an exotic dancer might wear. Her hair was pulled up into a tight ponytail hanging back behind her cute face, which was covered in a wide grin.
"Hello master! I'm here to grant your wish~"
"My... wish?"
"You know what a genie is, don't you? You rubbed my lamp, so I'll grant any one wish!"
"I-I can't believe this... Um..." You stammer out, mind racing at the possibilities. Would you wish for money? Eternal health? Supernatural abilities? The options were endless!
"Now hold on ooone second before you make that wish, Master! I have a bit of a proposition for you!" The tiny genie said, holding up a finger, "You see, I'm a bit tired of being stuck in this little lamp. A couple centuries of being handed around does that, yknow?"
"Y-yeah?"
"Now, I'm not dumb enough to ask you to just wish to free me out of pure good will. Even if you did, the jackass who sealed me here threw on a curse to make that impossible. There is, however, a way around that!"
You weren't sure what she was getting at, but you kept listening.
"All you have to do is wish to swap places with me! You'll become a genie and I'll become a human. Then, I'll rub your lamp and wish to free you the simple way! You aren't cursed, so it wouldn't be an issue. After that, I'd grant any wish! No need to worry about only having one~"
"But... would you still have your powers? Wouldn't a magical wish be more worth it?" You asked, confused
"Yeah, if you're stupid. You know how things work - the lamp will automatically twist whatever you wish for into a nightmare. I've seen so many people suffer from that..."
Your mind was racing, but it all made sense. Wouldn't this be the better outcome? You'd help someone and get a cute woman indebted to you in the process. It sounded perfect!
"...Yeah sure. I doubt I could word anything smartly enough to be truly infallible."
You took a deep breath, staring at the pleading eyes of the woman in the lamp. Your heart was racing, but without really thinking about it you blurted out the wish to take her place. A white light erupted from her body, completely filling your vision.
...
...
...
"D-did it work?" You mutter as feeling returns to your numb body. Things feel a bit different. Your body's upper half feels normal, but your lower half feels ethereally nonexistent. More importantly, as you open your eyes the world around you is a shocking sight."
Everything has expanded itself to a massive scale. The garage you're so accustomed to has a completely different vibe as the shelves tower over you. Most shocking of all is the woman standing before your eyes. Her body is enormous, utterly dwarfing you just by standing there.
"You... you are... wow. I think you might just be the dumbest person I've ever met in all my centuries, and that's saying something"
Her words feel like a cold dagger sliding into your back. You open your mouth to question, but she continues without waiting for you.
"Seriously, a curse? That's so contrived! I never thought that old trick would actually work. I guess you shoulda thought with your head and not your dick, huh?" She says, shooting a mocking smirk in your direction.
"Wait, you mean there wasn't a curse...?"
"Of course not! That's just how the rules of the lamp work. There needs to be a genie inside at all times, no exceptions! And I hate to break it to you, but... I'm not getting back in there." She says, barely able to restrain her giggles.
"What about me? What happens to me?" You ask, panicked. Her giggles don't stop from your panic, only growing stronger.
"What do you think? Same thing that's happened to me for the past centuries! You'll be stuck there for any random idiot to rub and wish on!"
"I-I didn't agree to this!" You yell, trying to push yourself out of the lamp, but she just shakes her head.
"Nobody does, but you don't have a choice in the matter. Your freedom is G-O-N-E! Now, I think it's time for me to make a wish, don't you?"
"W-what about the backfire? You said it'd go wrong!" You protest, trying to find a shred of hope to salvage.
"Yeah, it would have. That wasn't a lie. Whatever huge selfish wish you made would have gone horribly wrong. Now, if I make a small wish on the other hand..."
She didn't finish her sentence, but the implication was clear. You were fucked. You continued to try to escape, but it was clearly futile.
"Now, I'm feeling a biiit vindictive so I think I'll make things a bit worse for you! I want your lamp to shrink to the size of a penny!"
Before you could even fully process her words, the air around you tightened. It was a crushing feeling, as if she had slammed her full weight onto you. You couldn't even scream as your body reduced itself further, the world around you growing even more massive than before.
"Woooo, lookin tiny! Sorry, it's nothing personal, I just had to get that out somehow!" She said, her booming voice clearly not sympathetic in the slightest. "Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to throw you away, okay? I'm sure you'll end up in someone's hands given time~"
You scream, but there's nothing you can do. She casually drops you into the already mostly full garbage can. You watch in terror as she pulls out the bag, the massive black nylon tying above you and sealing you in darkness.
"There we go! If you're lucky you'll get incinerated, but you probably won't. Regardless, it isn't my problem~! I'll be sure to enjoy my new human life, so I hope you enjoy your hell!"
Your body lurches as the bag containing you is dumped into a dumpster.
"Buh-bye, dumbass~"
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Your head spun. Everything hurt. Your body felt unbelievably sore. You could hear your heart beating in your ears. You couldn't remember anything. Where were you? Who were you? Why were you here? As much as you wanted to answer these questions, you wouldn't have time for that.
"Ooooh, Shiver look! Another tiny!"
A booming peppy voice rang out, sending a shudder down your spine.
"Ugh, another one? You can have it, I dealt with the last one..."
Another loud voice followed soon after the first, this one cold and unenthused.
Alright, why the hell not. They gave me the opportunity on a silver platter, how am I not going to write something up. This is my shit. Two microfics in one day, enjoy the treat. As always, any thoughts are very appreciated!
The door to Suisei's steaming Sushi store opened, interrupting her rhythmic chopping of the sashimi. Looking up, she saw Flare walking through the front door. The half-elf certainly wasn't a bad second target.
"What's today's special looking like?"
It was difficult for Suisei not to chuckle as she thought back to how easy Miko had been. The poor girl had tossed the sushi into her mouth without a second thought, no care for the unusual appearance. From here, the other girls would be much easier to trick.
So I had an interesting idea. Usually when I write microfics, I'm focusing on the character in question. But what if I didn't do that? Going to give that a shot, lemme know what you think!
The first stomp only lasted an instant. To her it was no doubt the most simple of actions. A mere lowering of the leg to snuff out an insect. To you, however, it was as far from simple as could be. The moment the soft foot began to descend, you had been flung into hell.
You raised your arms in a pitiful instinctual attempt to defend your life. It was utterly meaningless of course. The foot was utterly undeterred, shattering the bones of your arms like they were made out of twigs. You could only stare up at the fleshy ceiling as it drew close...
New microfic! This story was written as a birthday gift for my friend @HietoReth. I hope you all enjoy it! I tried a slightly different style so definitely let me know your thoughts.
Her appearance was sudden. Who could have expected it? Out of nowhere, a random woman had appeared. She had descended from the sky like some sort of angel, her eyes closed and lips curled in a serene grin. How were they supposed to react?
The answer was with fear.
Moments passed after her feet daintily touched the earth, the deafening still silence hanging in the air. Until, suddenly…
BOOOOOM
…An explosion sounded as the woman vanished, leaving in her spot a cloud of dust surrounding a deep crater.
I was on 4chan’s /vp/ and I saw a greentext that really spoke to me a few days ago. Figured I’d take a bit and write it out a bit more in this tweet chain! Big thanks to the anonymous poster who wrote this, it was fun!
“Alright class, today we’ll be talking about a particular move some of you are very familiar with — Minimize”
You sigh as you listen to Roxanne’s booming voice. She's specifically referring to you with that comment.
Large corporations had been studying the move lately and size changing was now a normal feature of any Pokegear, allowing trainers to carry as much as they like. Unfortunately, you had been an early adopter and a malfunction with your Pokegear had left you permanently shrunken.
It was a slow peaceful day. The sky was a bright blue and the air was still. Everything was calm and relaxed. People strolled around without a care in the world, going along their lives like any other day. Until…
*THOOOOOOM*
An enormous explosion shook the earth, the world changing in an instant as a cloud of dust shot up into the air. People screamed and ran for cover as the ground quaked, fissures opening up as flames erupted everywhere. It was like a meteor had impacted the earth...
“Woah, it actually worked…” Amelia said in surprise as she stared down at the tiny gray patch that had formed at her feet. Ame hadn’t actually expected this to happen — She had asked Sana to make her a city in a pocket dimension as a joke, but this was beyond her expectations