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May 23 • 5 tweets • 5 min read
As my Late cousin and Coursemate, and a fellow Piplia at the time (alongwith now PTI MNA Ghulam Sarwar) Maj. Farooq Ali Khan said when Bibi Benazir announced her Long March to sit at Blue Area 'Gal sunn, degaan pak vaisun, roti lab vaise; Oye Hagsun Kithay'! @Khalid_Munir 2/
'It's all very well; we will get the people from Wah/Taxila; Degs will be cooked; there will be food and water. OYE! Tell me WHERE will they shit???!!! Cc #Khurpo: @GenAmjad @_GhulamMustafa_ @ijazawan56 Have you chaps made arrangements for the hundreds of millions who will 3/
3/ descend on Islamabad at your Great Leader's call to shit somewhere or other? Cc @ImranKhanPTI @ImranKhanRiaz1 @PTIofficial ApaJi @Dr_FirdousPTI #Daboo @fawadchaudhry #CharsiTeeliSarkar @PervezKhattakPK #HagsunKithay??
4/ I mean if you graduates of the World's BESTEST Schools of Strategy all located in Pakistan of course, can't sort out where they'll shit, they'll be shitting all over the place with your good women being there!! Come on #Khurpas get on with the job of providing latrines 5/
5/ along with methods of ablutions. Or do you want the #Youyhiyas shitting all over the place like they did on Constitution Avenue (during the ISI inspired Dharna)? in the lawns of the Hon'ble the Supreme Court and the (Dis)Hon'ble National Assembly? Wake up GM @_GhulamMustafa_

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May 23
Hahahaaa Colonel! As you know the first preparation in camp on Exercises were the provisions of 15 foot Deep Trench Latrines with buckets of quick lime and buckets of water standing by which the poor BQMH/CQMHs under the command of the SM prepared one day before the Long March 2/
2/ Wonder who is the SM and BQMH here? Should be @GenAmjad as SM and GM @_GhulamMustafa_ as BQM with @ijazawan56 recruiting people like #FarooqHameedKhan as CQMHs. Lets hope for the best. I'll bet they'll screw this up as they have the poor Army and we'll have #Youthiyas 3/
3/ shitting all over Islamabad as the buggers did in 2013 under command the #Youthiya-in-Chief, the disgraceful CinC of our Armed Forces whose son #AwabAlvi (who has deleted his account, the frigging coward) after nakedly cursing the COAS! And people like @mazdaki and 4/
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Apr 25
Your Excellency @ZenerCaro, as former ambassador to the great country of Cuba, what I call the Pearl of the Caribbean, in which my family and I spent some of the best years of our life, I send you and the brave people of Cuba my deep apologies for this unfortunate happening. 2/
2/ I can assure you that all Pakistanis have the deepest respect for your brave and courageous country which has weathered sanctions and blockades for decades, and yet sent us the 2,500 strong Henry Reeve Medical Brigade complete with tented surgical hospitals when the awful 3/
3/ 2005 earthquake hit us. In our personal capacity some friends and I visited the Northern Areas where the Cuban medical teams were working and when we asked the people how they were being treated, they had tears in their eyes and said, 'These Cubans are angels'! Indeed 4/
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Apr 25
Actually you are NOT anonymous at all. You are the unhinged daughter of a former DG MI a relative of the cowardly commando the man sentenced for treason: @P_Musharraf . Now relax and stop lying about people better than yourselveS. It might do you all good to have a family 2/
2/ reading of the UN Report on Bibi Benazir's cruel and well planned assassination when the site was power-washed by the fire brigade minutes after the World's first woman PM was shot in the head. Your Dad should remember how, ) ALSO the lies spun by Brig. Cheema of the Interior
3/ That should have read 'First Muslim Woman PM'. BTW, your Dad will surely recall that when the Surgeon General of the Pakistan Army, the good Lt. Gen. Mushtaq Ahmed Baig was assassinated in February 2008 (YES, by the TTP to whom Swat was surrendered by Mushy Uncle to 4/
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Apr 4
@najamsethi @Razarumi @murtazasolangi You forgot the SC CJ who hanged ZAB 'Jiss ney bhi Pakistan kay saath ziadati ki'! Sheikh Anwarul Haq!!
2/ There's a story about the '65 War which I've written about in several articles in our press over the last 30 years, possibly in the TFT too! Three retired Pakhtun officers were talking about the debacle when Mian Abdul Rasul Rasa the famous Pashto poet and an Information 3/
3/ Dept. officer said to his friends, all sitting around a fire in Nowshera: 'Yera, I met a Foreign Office chap the other day and asked him:' Why did we attack India'? He answered, 'We thaat the Indians would not attaick across the International Barder'! 'Alaka, why you thaat'?4/
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Apr 3
Well, Imad, this is the FIRST time that a 'rift' is being bandies about so publicly and so ferociously. Either @OfficialDGISPR should come out and forcefully deny that there is any rift, or the miscreants should be dealt with very severely. On the one hand we are threatened 2/
2/ with jail for 'criticising the Fauj' and on the other #Youthiyas are openly cursing the COAS himself PUBLICLY and asking for soldiers to take off their uniforms and rebel. Action must be taken immediately! Cc @jrshami @MarianaBaabar @JehangirJm @NasimZehra 3/
3/ What a spectacle we are making of ourselves across the World! The COAS can send a Lt. Gen. home through a simple 'Administrative Dismissal', no Court of Inquiry, no nothing. Unless this is all PsyWar against 'Bloody Civilians' and everybody is onside. P.S. Retd. #Khurpas 4/
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@jrshami @MaryamShKhan @DrOsamaSiddique Owaise remembers the speech. But far worse was asking troops on the front-line how many they had HAD! At the same time making the Punjabi lewd gesture with the hand! There WERE exceptions: The local school Headmaster a Hindu gentleman came to a student of mine then posted to 2/
@jrshami @MaryamShKhan @DrOsamaSiddique 2/ East Pakistan and told him that a soldier had raped his daughter in his presence. This young Captain from then Lyallpur, lined up his company and asked the young girl and her father to identify the rapist. They pointed him out and the Captain proceeded to hit him with his 3/
@jrshami @MaryamShKhan @DrOsamaSiddique 3/ rifle butt until he broke his arm. He was court-martialed and defended himself so well that all he got was a severe reprimand. There were/are good people too.
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