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May 28 โ€ข 19 tweets โ€ข 10 min read
OK, before we begin our #PutinsUsefulIdiot competition, let me introduce our 16 competitors, in random order...
1. Olaf Scholz ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
No surprise here, 'Feige Sau' that he is, he's been against sending weapons to ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ until he was for it, and then was against it, and then was for it, and then...
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2. Angela Merkel ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
The invasion of ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ was pretty much guaranteed once she vetoed Ukraine's NATO bid in a pathetic attempt to appease putin.
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3. Emanuel Macron ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
Desperately trying to make ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท the leader of ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ but in fact doing the exact opposite. Constantly "talking with putin" and wondering why he is not getting his respect, Macron epitomizes the weak Frenchman who still thinks ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท is relevant
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4. Nicolas Sarkozy ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
Remember this Napoleon-sized appeaser? He backed Merkel in her NATO veto of ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ. Within just a few years, orc tanks rolled across the border of ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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5. Marine LePen ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
Race-baiter LePen might actually be a paid agent of putin, we don't know. We do know that she wants to fatally weaken NATO, giving putin the chance to tapdance all over eastern Europe.
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6. Hillary Clinton ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Naively believed she could 'reset relations with ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ. Blithely ignoring putin's recent invasion of Georgia, she may have confused it with the US state of Georgia? (Look at Lavrov in the pic btw. His demeanor says it all.)
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7. Donald Trump ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Hard to make a list of putin tools w/o mentioning this ๐Ÿคก who is so desperate to be like putin, he'll do anything for him. One can only imagine how hard putin laughed when he read the FSB's psychoanalysis of Trump ๐Ÿคฎ
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8. Tucker Carlson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Yet another 'real American' who loves freedom more than all Europeans combined. Some suspect he may actually be a paid ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ agent, others suspect he may actually be human. Either way, he's def one of Kremlin's favorite western media tools
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9. John Mearsheimer ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
The Neville Chamberlain of our time, this useful ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ idiot keeps blaming NATO without asking why all eastern European countries rush to join as soon as they can. Someone lean over and ask him what happened to ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ when it couldn't join ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
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10. Noam Chomsky ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Honestly, wtf is it with Yanks? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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11. Alice Schwarzer ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
Feminist and pacifist who wrote the infamous 'Open Letter' telling ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ to stop fighting back and accept getting raped so that it will be over sooner. Yet anther typically arrogant ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Besserwisser.
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12. Michael Tracey ๐Ÿคฎ
Yet another ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ journalist who blames everyone but the rapist for the raping. They say Americans know nothing about the world around them and Tracey is a proud example of American ignorance. The rest of the world just wants him to go away.
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13. Antonio Guterres ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น
UN ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ Sec General who naively goes to ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ to negotiate with putin bc he thinks UN is relevant. In return, putin lobs missiles into Kyiv the moment Guterres arrives in Ukraine๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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14. Edward Snowden ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ
Proudly defending freedom of the press from that bastion of democratic media freedom of ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ. FOH you hypocrite.
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15. Narendra Modi ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ
Indians rightfully hate imperialism (so long as that imperialism isn't done to them.) Modi is the poster child of this perverse ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ nationalism. Still calling putin his "friend", Modi has yet to criticize russia's colonialism in ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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16. Henry Kissinger ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
No one ever liked him, and even fewer even knew he was still alive. This enigma is simultaneously notorious for being both a warmonger and appeaser ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ. Why the media still gives voice to this ๐Ÿคก is beyond all of us. Go away, Henry.
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That's your crew of pathetic contestants. The competition starts soon. Who do you think will be the biggest loser? Make your predictions below ๐Ÿ‘‡

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1. russian messianic mindset
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