The weather is comprised of atmospheric conditions. Those conditions are based on available chemistry. The weather is a byproduct of physics. Probably wrong, what do I know? That’s not the point. But weather is a concept we’ve all experienced.
A wee thought experiment🧵👇🏻
Imagine if you will, you are god. A god that looks like us. I say “us” because we know what we look like, so let’s envision this together. At this moment, for all who are reading and participating, god has just become a he, she, they, them and all the cool things that you are.
Welcome. Now as a species, mere mortal humans have built telescopes that can see as far back as 46 billion light years. This is a very large amount of universe. However the universe is more than they can see. So let’s just say that what humans see is gods, I mean your sandbox.
Now we have our space in which to be god. You are now at the controls. Let’s assume that in your sandbox, there are billions of galaxies. We’ve got more galaxies than all wannabe Buck Rogers Billionaire’s dollars combined.
Each of those galaxies will have stars or else they wouldn’t be galaxies. It takes a lot of stars to light up a galaxy. Probably a Black Hole hole too, but we don’t want to get dragged over there, so I’ll move on. Each of those stars may have orbiting planets.
Some of those planets may have life in some form on them. So let’s remember now, you are god. This is your sandbox. You can do whatever you want. You can say life exists on all planets. You can simply make it so. So choose one. Go on, pick one of your planets.
Did you choose a planet that maybe has a sun that is not as bright? Not as warm? Larger, smaller? Does it rain diamonds? Are there diamond rivers flowing to diamond oceans? Does it rain a lot there? Do the diamonds serve a purpose for any life you made?
Does that life have life? Meaning are there microbes, bacteria? Did you include viruses on your planet? That’s pretty detailed and down in the weeds. Did you include weeds? I didn’t. Let’s bring it up a level. Did you include a moon? Mine has a moon.
Now let’s say each of us went on vacation to the planet of another person who is also reading this. Feel free to use my moon to sit upon, it’s rather comfortable. Now…what do you see? Is their planet made of donuts?
Actually, you might not recognize if this planet even has life, because it isn’t yours. You may not recognize if there is weather on that planet, because it isn’t yours. You may be looking at a planet that is completely devoid of all things. This is a planet imagined by another.
Now imagine the planet you’re looking at is the exact opposite of yours. Would you want to change it? Again, it’s a bit difficult to think about because you don’t know what’s important to the person who created it. Try to envision their planet using your omniscience.
What choices did they make? You may think to yourself, ooh, that’s awesome, I’m going to bring that idea back to my planet. I mean, why just float around in empty space when you can sit comfortably on a moon, amirite? Let’s say, you do discover life on their planet.
How does it function? Are there birds? From a design perspective, did the other god create a planet for the life that is there to thrive? Are there people? Do they have everything they need? Have they been provided for? Do they have to pull weeds? Are there mosquitoes?
Did any of the people on this planet notice that their god went to another planet and *you’re* there now? Did it matter to them? Did anything change as a result of this? Have you thought about the weather on your planet since you’ve been gone? Have the diamond lakes dried?
He says god exists, She’s says there is no god, They could be thinking there is one right now sitting on our moon visiting from another planet in someone’s wee thought experiment for all we know.
But there are things we do know. We know the chances are pretty good that life can exist throughout the 46 billion light years of universe we can see. We know some planets are hellscapes. Were you horrified by someone else’s planet? Would you want to intervene if possible?
Now for the final portion of our experiment. A big thank you to anyone who has come this far. We live in a vast universe and you could be anywhere doing anything else right now. I appreciate you spending a bit of your #MemorialDay with me.
We are now back on planet Earth.
I suspect…I don’t know…but I suspect, that if you’re reading this, you most likely envisioned a beautiful, calm utopia maybe some water falls. Something chill to look at. Peaceful. Maybe your planet plays Prince songs where the sky is all purple and the people run everywhere.
We can use this life to try to attain that peace right here on this planet. We can choose to live with racism or choose not to, we can choose to live with misogyny, repression, war, mass shootings, corruption in our government, bullying or we can choose not to.
We can choose to live on a planet with inequality, inequity, incapable leaders or we can choose not to. We can choose to be forced to live by the *beliefs* of those with all the power or we can choose not to.
I say this with all the gravity of the Black Hole in the center of our galaxy: This November is the Election to Save our Democracy. This election we have to make a choice. We can choose to honor those who fought fascism by again rising to defeat it, or we can choose not to.
The @January6thCmte will begin public hearings on June 9th at 8 pm. The first hearing is being held in prime time because of the importance of what they will be telling us. The story is one you need to hear.
Americans, we aren’t gods but we do have the power to determine the fate of this country on this planet. Some States have changed voter laws to make it harder for you to vote. Confirm you are registered to vote, and vote in November. Choose wisely. vote.org
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Have you ever seen that show Hoarders? It’s a show where people have a messy house they can hardly move about in. They collect all sorts of things. In a way, the show is framed for the viewer to see garbage. To the hoarder though their mess, their collection, is solace.
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Usually there will be a frustrated family member who has told the hoarder to ‘clean up’. Useless advice. They don’t see a mess. They are doing 2 things. Building a layer of protection for themselves and surrounding themselves with things that make them ‘happy’.
I watch this with my mother in law. She provides such a keen insight. One day she asked me, ‘do you know why they hoard?’ I said I didn’t. She told me it’s because they have all suffered a terrible trauma.
Good Saturday morning everyone! Another bad week. Are you tired of this yet? We need to understand why this keeps happening. Let’s try.
Here are the top 3 reasons why the GOP won’t allow any action to occur on gun safety laws.
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1. The violence serves them. They are stochastic terrorists. How else would they know if their rhetoric was landing without seeing the impacts on the real world? Each tragedy is a barometer for their messaging. Their rhetoric is landing. Their audience is getting younger.
2. The violence serves them. Each time one of these slaughters occurs, they get to sell fear. Fear sells guns. Gun sales fuel the NRA. The NRA donates to Republican candidates who don’t pass laws curbing gun violence which leads to more slaughters which leads to fear, which…
A very long time ago, back when I had a sense of smell, I used to work part time as a janitor in an elementary school. For three hours, a couple days a week, I emptied trash cans.
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This was back in the day. Back when a young janitor could pass the time by calling 1-900 trivia quizzes. A friend had gotten me the job, drove me to and from it as I wasn’t old enough to drive. It was in the evenings long after after students and teachers had gone home.
The job was simple. Empty the trash from the classrooms, vacuum any that had carpeting, clean and restock with paper goods any that had bathrooms. It was a small school with small class rooms, small desks, small chairs, small toilets and small hallways.
If @Metallica’s Master of Puppets were a map showing us where we are in our march to fascism, we are currently listening to the calming sound of the wee melodic interlude. As the primary races continue, you can just about make out the coming drum beat.
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Behind us is the guttural beginning. The aggressive part that smashes us in the face and makes us stand back and say ‘what the hell is this?’ ‘What am I hearing?’
trump coming down the escalator calling Mexican’s ‘rapists’, what was that?
It was othering.
It was such an affront to the senses. It had an impact on everyone who heard it. For most it was shockingly disturbing, for others, it was exactly what they wanted to hear.
Good Saturday morning everyone! I don’t like making reporters work over the weekend, but we should really probably hear more about this on Monday. Rather than a warm beverage, might I suggest putting on some music?
I recommend Nevermind the Bolick’s.
Ginni emailed who? 🧵👇🏻
This is the email that Ginni Thomas, wife of a Supreme Court Judge, sent to AZ Rep Shawnna Bolick, wife of a Supreme Court Judge asking her to ‘take action to ensure a clean state of electors’ is sent from Arizona.
You read that correctly. The recipient of Ginni’s email was Arizona State Representative Shawnna Bolick and she is married to Clint Bolick who is an Arizona State Supreme Court Judge.
Women, Infants, Children. That is what the acronym WIC stands for. But I thought those things were what the Republican Party stood for? 🤔
It’s confusing isn’t it?
Republicans are now forcing Women to have Infants and Children, then denying them FOOD.
A wee WIC🧵👇🏻
Republicans voted against releasing funds to feed women and children. The cruelty is not a bug, it is a feature. They did this to score points in the ‘culture war’, get themselves on the news, and again do nothing whatsoever resembling public service.
They did it because they can. They did it to show a particular portion of their voting base that they have their back. That their hatred for others is being heard and acted upon by their leaders. They want attention and in a few tweets, they’re going to get it.