#chaoticYMJ
“Wait, so the sister is the older one?”
“Mnnn, sorta. Depends on the day, tbh”
“Wha- last i checked you couldn’t change your age.”
“Yeah, but you can change your gender, and the twins switch between the genders almost everyday.”
“Isn’t that confusing?”
“Not really. Their eyes switch color according to what gender they are that day. Blue eyes = girl, gold eyes = boy, a mix of both = they/them.”
“Huh”
“Look, these fuckers are thousands of years old, can shape shift, and can hear everything that’s +
Happening in lotus pier. Their gender is the least confusing thing about them.”
(Did i just make my twin fox shapeshifters gender-fluid? Yes, yes i did. Do i regret it? No.)

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Jun 4
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Where #JiangCheng ‘s lp and jfm’s lp meet (due to an incident created by their mad scientist /again/
And jc’s disciples are just about ready to DRAG jfm’s disciples.
*whispers* “wtf, why are they so lazy- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DON’T HAVE SURVIVAL DAYS?! NO WONDER THEY FUCKING DIED.”
“WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, SLJ?”
“So jc’s still just a grum-“ *get’s round house kicked in the face by jc’s disciples*
Jfm disciples: it’s ok to relax and skip training! We’re still young! ☺️😁
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You know. Christians that are homophobic, sexist, transphobic, racist, etc. Are weird.
I, myself, am not a christian, but i did grow up in a very christian heavy environment (christian school, Wednesday bible study, going to my friend’s church occasionally, christian +
Family members, etc) and i have read the bible at least twice (listen, it’s like the godly equivalent of the grimm fairy tales)

And, without fail, one of the biggest things that christians preach constantly is “love thy neighbor” and “treat others how you wish to be treated.”
And homo/transphobic, sexist, racist, etc. christians just... don’t.
They don’t do that. They don’t love thy neighbor. They don’t treat others how they wish to be treated. They literally took one of the core christian values and gave it the middle finger.
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Ok, jin ling is 100% one of those babies that, if you look away for half a second, would somehow end up on the roof chasing a butterfly or smth.
#JiangCheng lost about 20 years of his life withing the first three months of jl learning how to crawl.
When jl started walking it was absolute hell. For this, and solely this, problem, jc had his r&d department creat a tracking system so that jc knows where jl is at all moments.
Jl doesn’t know about this system. It’s connected to his bell. So almost his entire life+
Jl was lead to believe that jc has amazing jl sensors that always let him know where jl is.
When jl finds out it’s actually his bell he is /so/ betrayed.
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#Xuancheng mafia au
Where jzx is actually the cop/agent at the head of the case to capture sdss, one of the biggest crime lords in the city.
And every night he comes home to his husband, jc, playing with jl.
Yes, they are both very aware of the other’s jobs. No, they+
Don’t give a shit.
Jzx slams the door.
Jc:...so, how was work, today?
Jzx: you fucking shot me!
A rival gang: let’s take out that pesky cop, jzx.

Jc, behind them, with a knife: i think the fuck not.
Listen, jzx may be a cop, but he’s his cop, and no other gang can mess with him.
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