Thread by @moonfelts

#yoonkook au where raging anti-capitalist yoongi goes on tinder and accidentally hooks up with a chaebol son

[yoonkook au] 1.
hello welcome to my stereotypical chaebol au where the mc is poor and falls in love w the chaebol son except this time it’s queer and anti-capitalist bc yoongi

[yoonkook au] 2.
yg’s about to start his tinder adventures! nothing could go wrong right

[yoonkook au] 3.
a mysterious lad in a violet sweater appears

[yoonkook au] 4.
yg: i don’t get the point
also yg: *swipes right*

[yoonkook au] 5.
they’re flirting and by flirting i mean yg’s accusing jk of being a serial killer wow i love modern romance

[yoonkook au] 6.
i’m not sure if it’s a dino or dragon onesie tbh

[yoonkook au] 7.
this is totally not based off the one time a guy asked me for feet pics via instagram dm

[yoonkook au] 8.
jk’s really good at flirting if u cant already tell

[yoonkook au] 9.
they’re gonna bonk

[yoonkook au] 10.
get u a friend like jm tbh

[yoonkook au] 11.
introducing seokjinie and babies i love them a lot

[yoonkook au] 12.
yg lore: he unknowingly slept w a guy who was cheating on his bf and then the bf walked in on them 0/10 not fun :/

[yoonkook au] 13.
i know it’s highly unlikely for a grown man to be kidnapped in sk but for protective best friend jm purposes allow me some creative liberties thank u

[yoonkook au] 14.
they’re abt to bonk

[yoonkook au] 15.
i ask myself this question everyday jin

[yoonkook au] 16.
post-bonking!

[yoonkook au] 17.
sorry i’m spreading the 2seok gay agenda w this au

[yoonkook au] 18.
be nice to hobi or d*e

[yoonkook au] 19.
peep the contact name

[yoonkook au] 20.
how to earn the hyung card: blow his back out apparently

[yoonkook au] 21.
asking for a friend, obviously

[yoonkook au] 22.
yg: sorry i can’t make it i have uh *checks calendar* overthrowing the bourgeoisie at 7

[yoonkook au] 23.
was he that good, yg?

[yoonkook au] 24.
love at first sight <3

[yoonkook au] 25.
he’s nervous

[yoonkook au] 26.
next morning yg’s abt to have an eventful one

[yoonkook au] 27.
gasp… is that…

[yoonkook au] 28.
not very anti-capitalist of u yg :(

[yoonkook au] 29.
it’s okay yg we all make mistakes like accidentally hooking up with a chaebol son haha right

[yoonkook au] 30.
hello welcome grab some snacks and take a seat this is a big update

[yoonkook au] 31.
[screams] the fucking bambi eyes!!!

[yoonkook au] 32.
yg and jm have very different perspectives on sleeping w the rich

[yoonkook au] 33.
fun fact jeon group is based off an actual chaebol

[yoonkook au] 34.
yoonjin banter yoonjin banter

[yoonkook au] 35.
french history lesson (yoongi vers.)

[yoonkook au] 36.
oh to be cuddled by hobi…

[yoonkook au] 37.
yg’s malfunctioning

[yoonkook au] 38.
proletarian liberation vs head… that’s a very hard decision tbh i get it yg

[yoonkook au] 39.
billionaires and landlords <<<

[yoonkook au] 40.
hobi the typa guy to listen to inspirational podcasts in the morning as he drinks coffee he just gives off the vibe yknow

[yoonkook au] 41.
everything is capitalism’s fault jin

[yoonkook au] 42.
i would also like to get rid of the homo chemicals in my brain

[yoonkook au] 43.
so true tae

[yoonkook au] 44.
he’s flirting w him <3

[yoonkook au] 45.
exposed!!!

[yoonkook au] 46.
find lonely singles near you!

[yoonkook au] 47.
jk vers king

[yoonkook au] 48.
yg’s abt to contradict himself

[yoonkook au] 49.
what a simp

[yoonkook au] 50.
pro tip: never let rich ppl know ur next move

[yoonkook au] 51.
yg, master of subtle shading

[yoonkook au] 52.
SIMP

[yoonkook au] 53.
controversial opinion but jk pretty boy

[yoonkook au] 54.
if you read this dramatically it makes it a lot funnier

[yoonkook au] 55.
VMIN SUBPLOT TIME

[yoonkook au] 56.
hi let’s pretend it hasn’t been over a month since the last update haha…

[yoonkook au] 57.
back to these chaotic boys :)

[yoonkook au] 58.
me at any minor inconvenience: how can i start a life anew

[yoonkook au] 59.
idk jm i think hobi is right w this one…

[yoonkook au] 60.
every day i lament the fact hobi isn’t my best friend so writing him as the perfect bestie is how i cope

[yoonkook au] 61.
yg makes an appearance!

[yoonkook au] 62.
hobi’s favorite title track is cheer up and yg’s is like ooh ah but they don’t say anything in fear of jm

[yoonkook au] 63.
jm’s the typa person to say capitalism made ur iphone just cus it’s funny to see how pissed yg gets

[yoonkook au] 64.
yoonmin frenemies is so very special to me

[yoonkook au] 65.
when yoonjin don’t believe in vmin soulmates :(

[yoonkook au] 66.
i love making jin a simp for hobi in this au bc it’s so easy to just go on their instas and copy and paste the first comment i see

[yoonkook au] 67.
yg’s in denial and that’s okay

[yoonkook au] 68.
in another life ynkk would’ve had a coffee shop meet cute where barista yg writes his number on jk’s cup thinking he’s a cute uni student (meanwhile jk’s in a Very different tax bracket than him)

[yoonkook au] 69.
69 lol

[yoonkook au] 70.
introducing weebs gc i also love them a lot

[yoonkook au] 71.
if u look up gay in the dictionary you’ll see a photo of tae right next to the definition (real) (not clickbait)

[yoonkook au] 72.
me while writing this: how can i make vmin as homo as possible

[yoonkook au] 73.
i love the hopeless romantic jk trope it’s so canon

[yoonkook au] 74.
i def didn’t project myself onto jk abt the chest ogling haha what r u talking abt haha…

[yoonkook au] 75.
jk tragic backstory?

[yoonkook au] 76.
the stark contrast between weebs gc and seokjinie and babies gc

[yoonkook au] 77.
if namgi met i feel like they’d have a long, introspective discussion detailing how capitalism has failed society’s youth (basically irl namgi)

[yoonkook au] 78.
fun fact vmon actually invented words of affirmation

[yoonkook au] 79.
blub

[yoonkook au] 80.
easy foolproof steps to get rid of writer’s block:
1. just write sexy
2. that’s all :)

[yoonkook au] 81.
tae: yea ur a sexy piece of meat

[yoonkook au] 82.
jin: certified hobi simp, roommate, and babysitter

[yoonkook au] 83.
having so much fun writing this 2seok tbh

[yoonkook au] 84.
jm’s so real for this

[yoonkook au] 85.
yg’s def a nature doc and cat videos typa guy

[yoonkook au] 86.
he’s maidenless i fear

[yoonkook au] 87.
joon can’t u see he’s going thru a crisis rn

[yoonkook au] 88.
when yg mentioned the downsides of capitalism he was actually talking abt chaebol sons flirting w u

[yoonkook au] 89.
jk’s flirting adventures r off to a questionable start

[yoonkook au] 90.
take a shot every time they say awkward

[yoonkook au] 91.
they’re so good at flirting wow (me when i lie)

[yoonkook au] 92.
imagine a ynkk date ft bam and holly… cri

[yoonkook au] 93.
alternative nickname for jk: mr. 20 mattresses

[yoonkook au] 94.
finish that sentence yg

[yoonkook au] 95.
exchanging a dog pic for a selfie from ur cute homie… this isn’t queer coded at all

[yoonkook au] 96.
i know for sure yg just has a bunch of animal facts in his pocket ready to be released at any given moment

[yoonkook au] 97.
i kinda went on a tangent w this…

[yoonkook au] 98.
pongo :)

[yoonkook au] 99.
this is how jk drops hints

[yoonkook au] 100.
hunnit bae hunnit bae 💯

[yoonkook au] 101.
jk has no idea what slow burn is

[yoonkook au] 102.
when yg quits his barista job and becomes a social activist for orangutans then what

[yoonkook au] 103.
no i don’t have a crush on u bro i just need to make fun of ur rich ppl money i swear

[yoonkook au] 104.
anyone else have existential crises abt worms? no? just me?

[yoonkook au] 105.
yg: i am both turned on and endeared by u
jk: is this platonic?

[yoonkook au] 106.
“it’s not a crush” sure bud

[yoonkook au] 107.
2seokmin r doing fine thanks for asking!

[yoonkook au] 108.
yea he’s totally having the time of his life jin how’d u know

[yoonkook au] 109.
jm’s emojis to make it extremely clear he wants to marry tae in a very gay way

[yoonkook au] 110.
don’t deflect now yoongs…

[yoonkook au] 111.
insert min yg is bad at feelings ao3 tag

[yoonkook au] 112.
they love each other :’)

[yoonkook au] 113.
rise and shine!

[yoonkook au] 114.
the vmin subplot unfolds

[yoonkook au] 115.
*in tae voice* i’m a little shy

[yoonkook au] 116.
jm enters his private twt era

sorry for lack of updating, a lot of stuff came up 😭 hope this big one makes up for it :) ty for reading curiouscat.me/moonfelts