Mutters mutters
Au where yzy and Meishan Yu are part of the Assassins Creed.
And, plot twist, jfm, being his apathetic self, supporting the templars.
This causes a divid not only between the parents (although only yzy knows of both their affiliations) but also their children.
Bc jfm taught ww/x and jyl about the templars, and the templar’s beliefs.
But yzy took #JiangCheng aside, seeing as he’s more like her, and taught him the assassins way, as well as taught him about templars, and thus his father’s and sibling’s beliefs.
It causes a bit of a rift.
Of course, yzy and jc see that it’s more that jyl and ww/x don’t really understand what they’re being coerced into, so jc and yzy try to instill discipling and break that skewed world view before it’s to late. Hence why jc is always nagging at ww/x.
So, flash forward to when jc is rebuilding lp, and the Templars came to graciously offer their services (read: try to brainwash/use jc).
In a way, jc’s thankful that ww/x and jyl are no longer there, bc they definitely would have pressured him into accepting their “help”.
Now he can just tell them to fuck off.
N e way, ymj becomes the only great sect to not only have an assassin as it’s sect leader, but also to blatantly ally with the Assassins.
Blatantly in that the Assassins and Templars know, the cw is still in the dark.
Also, the cw doesn’t really know about assassins and templars bc it’s just not in their job description.
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Ok, this is inspired by that post where #JiangCheng’s ymj is filled with spite fulled over achievers who always dominate the intersect competitions.
Except here’s the divergence:
Seeing as ymj and lp were completely decimated bc of the wens, except for jc, it took several years+
For the sect’s disciples to grow and learn enough to adequately represent ymj. And thus, in a show of sportsmanship (mockery) the other three great sects (mainly llj) graciously let ymj recover for a few years before they were required to have their disciples represent them +
During the competition.
Except they did not take into account how far and hard spite and anger can drive a person, especially with adequate teaching. Ymj knew it was the underdog, so they trained like the underdog, they fought like the underdog.
The thing about me is that i was always the “Average” student. The one that would sit behind the characters and be nothing more than a face in the crowd.
Not bad, but not good either.
Which is why i always enjoyed it (and got a sense of vindication) when the teacher would be surprised at how well i did on tests and projects.
I’m especially viciously joyful at that one teacher who looked at my placement exam scores and thought there was a mistake/i cheated bc “there’s no way such an average student” could score so well.
Ahahahaha, suck it 😆.
#chaoticYMJ modern au where
Sic (i still don’t have a name for her yet) meets jc in high school. Jc is following behind ww/x, while ww/x runs ahead and becomes infutated with lw/j. As such, jc is left behind and alone.
He’s fine! He’s fine. It’s normal...
Well, sic sees this absolute grump kitty sitting in the corner of the library and just has to pester him bc “i can feel it, we’re going to be the best of friends”
Jc’s wary at first, after all, no one wants to be friends with him,
Only ww/x.
Sic simply snorts, and just sticks around jc until he becomes comfortable in her presence (sic: just like a cat 😃)
So, eventually, after many days of sic just chilling at jc’s table doing her own thing and starting the occasional small talk, jc takes the+
Au
Where #JiangCheng ‘s lp and jfm’s lp meet (due to an incident created by their mad scientist /again/
And jc’s disciples are just about ready to DRAG jfm’s disciples.
*whispers* “wtf, why are they so lazy- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DON’T HAVE SURVIVAL DAYS?! NO WONDER THEY FUCKING DIED.”
“WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, SLJ?”
“So jc’s still just a grum-“ *get’s round house kicked in the face by jc’s disciples*
Jfm disciples: it’s ok to relax and skip training! We’re still young! ☺️😁
Jc disciples: see, this is why you die. Yes you’re young so you SHOULD train now bc it will be easier to retain that knowledge. Also, incase you missed it, being a cultivator is not a safe job.
#chaoticYMJ
“Wait, so the sister is the older one?”
“Mnnn, sorta. Depends on the day, tbh”
“Wha- last i checked you couldn’t change your age.”
“Yeah, but you can change your gender, and the twins switch between the genders almost everyday.”
“Isn’t that confusing?”
“Not really. Their eyes switch color according to what gender they are that day. Blue eyes = girl, gold eyes = boy, a mix of both = they/them.”
“Huh”
“Look, these fuckers are thousands of years old, can shape shift, and can hear everything that’s +
Happening in lotus pier. Their gender is the least confusing thing about them.”
You know. Christians that are homophobic, sexist, transphobic, racist, etc. Are weird.
I, myself, am not a christian, but i did grow up in a very christian heavy environment (christian school, Wednesday bible study, going to my friend’s church occasionally, christian +
Family members, etc) and i have read the bible at least twice (listen, it’s like the godly equivalent of the grimm fairy tales)
And, without fail, one of the biggest things that christians preach constantly is “love thy neighbor” and “treat others how you wish to be treated.”
And homo/transphobic, sexist, racist, etc. christians just... don’t.
They don’t do that. They don’t love thy neighbor. They don’t treat others how they wish to be treated. They literally took one of the core christian values and gave it the middle finger.