Thread by @Rachael_Swindon

A little thread for Mr Starmer.

Let’s start with the resignation letter. It was the weakest of the plotters by some distance.

Essentially, ‘Dear Jeremy, I’m quitting because everyone else is.’

Jeremy even gave him another chance.

#ApologiseKeirStarmer 1/12

How about going off script at the 2018 conference?

The speech you delivered wasn’t the speech you said you was going to deliver.

You didn’t care about Remain, you wanted to gift the 2019 election to Johnson. And you did.

#ApologiseKeirStarmer 2/12

You promised Corbyn-lite and delivered Blairism on steroids.

Your ten pledges were a con, and you are a thoroughly dishonest politician.

Absolutely nobody knows, or really cares what you stand for because you’re an establishment tool.

#ApologiseKeirStarmer 3/12

Corbyn left the Labour Party with £13.5 million in the kitty.

You spent it on ludicrous court settlements and gifting Hartlepool to the Tories.

155,000 members have departed because of you.

So you crawl to the rich and powerful for funding?

#ApologiseKeirStarmer 4/12

On more than one occasion you have pitched Labour the wrong side of the Tories.

Sunak supported a corporation tax rise when you didn’t.

Sunak’s energy bill bribe is vastly superior to anything Labour have offered. Why? How?

#ApologiseKeirStarmer 5/12

And the Forde report?

We know the 1st version was a bit too independent for your liking.

But you can’t even muster up a redacted copy because it doesn’t say what you want it to say?

How can you criticise anyone else’s transparency? Hypocrite.

#ApologiseKeirStarmer 6/12

Johnson has dragged this country to places nobody thought we would ever go.

Look up fascism. Look up Boris Johnson.

But your energy, Mr Starmer, is saved for attacking the left of the Labour Party rather than dragging the right of the Tory Party.

#ApologiseKeirStarmer 7/12

The treatment of Jeremy Corbyn is an absolute disgrace and an utter betrayal of Mr Corbyn’s decency towards you.

Despite your snivelling blandness, he tolerated you, gave you a top job, and you continue to smear him to this day.

#ApologiseKeirStarmer 8/12

Why won’t you commit to scrapping the Tories Rwanda deportation policy?

Your spokesperson refused to answer.

Human rights barrister? Tell that to the children of Gaza you fucking fraud.

#ApologiseKeirStarmer 9/12

Twenty points ahead, right?

Voters still think that bag of inept shit Johnson would make a better Prime Minister than you, Keir Starmer.

That’s got to hurt.

A corrupt racist criminal, preferred to you.

#ApologiseKeirStarmer 10/12

What about your links to private healthcare, Sir?

What about the shadow health Secretary’s links to private healthcare?

Could you be any more blatant? Can’t be trusted.

#ApologiseKeirStarmer 11/12

Using @PMQs to mock a man that’s worth a million of you was a truly hideous thing to do, but it exposed your limited abilities to a wider audience, so it’s not all bad.

You have the charisma of an air fried fish fart, by the way.

#ApologiseKeirStarmer 12/12