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Jun 19 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Still waiting for someone to explain why Tommy from #masterchefau isn’t my best friend and next-door neighbour.
Oh my god I cursed him
Could’ve done without the mukbang from Jock and Andy at this difficult time, to be frank #MasterChefAU
Julie: “I loved him before I met him.”

Me too, Jules. Me too.

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Jun 22
Polarising paediatrician Fiona Russell is addressing the Communicable Diseases and Immunisation Conference in Sydney today.

If you didn’t manage to grab a $1045 ticket, don’t despair.

Here are some shining examples of her thought leadership:

#CDIC2022 @_PHAA_
When she forgot kids under 5 exist and proposed an interesting exercise in ethics

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On vaccination:

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May 25
This is a perfect example of a visionless, unambitious, “sucks to be you” approach to dealing with a pandemic.

Here’s why we cannot ignore this kind of rhetoric. 🧵
Big problems require big thinkers. People who want to make things better.

44 deaths a day, overflowing hospitals and workplaces and schools hamstrung by absence and uncertainty isn’t business as usual, or ‘getting on with life’.
Dore isn’t alone in his propensity to deal with a big problem by putting his head in the sand.

His mates Coatsworth, Collingnon, Russell and Bennett all sing from the same hymn sheet.

As did the Prime Minister we just booted.
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Feb 13
Last night I tweeted a bunch of increasingly-ridiculous David Brent quotes instead of live-tweeting the PM’s 60 Minutes interview and barely anybody could tell them apart.

That’s impressive, @ScottMorrisonMP.
For the record, the Prime Minister of Australia didn’t dismiss Dolly Parton as “just a big pair of tits”.

And Jenny Morrison didn’t call her husband a weasel. (At least not on national TV.)
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Feb 13
I know many are steering clear of Scott’s puff piece on #60Mins.

I’ll live tweet a couple of his best quotes.
On increasingly unflattering opinion polls:

“Statistics are like a lamp post to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illumination.”
On declining public sentiment:

“You have to accept that some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.”
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Sep 23, 2021
Strap yourself in. Tractor has some questions for @BradHazzard and @NSWHealth.

So, NSW has suddenly stopped reporting how many Covid patients are being treated via Hospital in the Home.
The last reported figure (to Sep 14) was nearly 3912 people - nearly four times the number of people being treated for Covid as hospital inpatients.

Now, that info has vanished from the report. The new report has some important fine print.
Particularly given that one major Sydney hospital “outsourced” about 100 of its inpatients last week. The majority went to private hospitals, and the rest went to rehab facilities.

This, obviously, resulted in a big drop in the total number of Covid patients in its care.
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Sep 22, 2021
Someone needs to start a thread of the best earthquake tweets. My favs:
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